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Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics
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Are pastries holding ice-cream down?

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Guest Flyboy
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Are pastries holding ice-cream down?

Maybe..

 

But, a pastries and ice cream could be a killer tag team.

Guest Shaved Bear
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yea because ice cream can adapt to being in cake, shakes, and sundaes, while pastries can only be baked, but pastry is banging the chef

Guest Flyboy
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Have you guys seen Dave Chappelle's "Killin' Them Softly" comedy special?

Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics
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they could be called the mega-desserts and be managed by trifle.

Guest Shaved Bear
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i saw dave chapelle in the street once, hes awesome

Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics
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Have you guys seen Dave Chappelle's "Killin' Them Softly" comedy special?

No

Guest Shaved Bear
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he was walking down the street and i was like dave chappele? and he was like 'sup, and i said "half baked was fuckin funny" ad he actually ended a convo on his cell phone to talk

Guest Flyboy
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Have you guys seen Dave Chappelle's "Killin' Them Softly" comedy special?

No

Damn...

 

Well, if you have a cable connection I suggest downloading it off of KaZaa or something.. it's hilarious.

Guest Shaved Bear
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wellwell im going out, back in a few hours guys, later

Guest Flyboy
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he was walking down the street and i was like dave chappele? and he was like 'sup, and i said "half baked was fuckin funny" ad he actually ended a convo on his cell phone to talk

Wow, dude... that's awesome.

Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics
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It's downloading now, but I've got to go to work, so... (in a dazed and confused style)Catch you later.

Guest Flyboy
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Seeya, Shaved and Wrestlingphysics.

 

I guess I'll go kill some Jedi in Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast~!

Guest AM The Kid
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Chad Kroeger & Josey Scott

Hero

 

I am so high, I can hear heaven

I am so high, I can hear heaven

Whoa, but heaven...no, heaven don't hear me

 

And they say

That a hero could save us

I'm not gonna stand here and wait

I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles

Watch as we all fly away

 

Someone told me

Love would all save us

But, how can that be

Look what love gave us

 

A world full of killing

And blood spilling

That world never came

 

And they say

That a hero could save us

I'm not gonna stand here and wait

I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles

Watch as we all fly away

 

Now that the world isn't ending

It's love that I'm sending to you

It isn't the love of a hero

And that's why I fear it won't do

 

And they say

That a hero could save us

I'm not gonna stand here and wait

I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles

Watch as we all fly away

 

And they're watching us

They're watching us

As we all fly away

 

And they're watching us

They're watching us

As we all fly away

 

And they're watching us

They're watching us

As we all fly away

Guest AM The Kid
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City sidewalks, busy sidewalks

Dressed in holiday style

In the air there’s a feeling like Christmas

Children laughing, people passing

Meeting smile after smile

And on every street corner you hear

 

Silver bells, silver bells

It’s Christmas time in the city

Ring-a-ling, hear them ring

Soon it will be Christmas day

 

Strings of street lights

Even stop lights

Blink a bright red and green

As the shoppers rush home with their treasures

Hear the snow crunch

See the kids bunch

This is Santa’s big scene

And above all the bustle you hear

 

Silver bells, silver bells

It’s Christmas time in the city

Ring-a-ling, hear them ring

Soon it will be Christmas day

Guest AM The Kid
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Barenaked Ladies

Alcohol

 

Alcohol, my permanent accessory

Alcohol, a party-time necessity

Alchool, alternative to feeling like yourself

O Alcohol, I still drink to your health

 

I love you more than I did the week before

I discovered alcohol

 

Forget the caffe latte,

screw the raspberry iced tea

A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me

Alcohol, Your songs resolve like

my life never will

When someone else is picking up the bill

 

I love you more than I did the week before

I discovered alcohol

O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?

For while I cannot love myself

I'll use something else

 

I thought that Alcohol was just for those with

nothing else to do

I thought that drinking just to get drunk

was a waste of precious booze

But now I know that there's a time

and there's a place where I can choose

To walk the fine line between

self-control and self-abuse

 

I love you more than I did the week before

I discovered alcohol

Would you please ignore that you

found me on the floor

Trying on your camisole?

O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?

For while I cannot love myself

I'll use something else

 

Would you please forgive me?

Would you please forgive me?

Guest Flyboy
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Chad Kroeger & Josey Scott

Hero

 

I am so high, I can hear heaven

I am so high, I can hear heaven

Whoa, but heaven...no, heaven don't hear me

 

And they say

That a hero could save us

I'm not gonna stand here and wait

I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles

Watch as we all fly away

 

Someone told me

Love would all save us

But, how can that be

Look what love gave us

 

A world full of killing

And blood spilling

That world never came

 

And they say

That a hero could save us

I'm not gonna stand here and wait

I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles

Watch as we all fly away

 

Now that the world isn't ending

It's love that I'm sending to you

It isn't the love of a hero

And that's why I fear it won't do

 

And they say

That a hero could save us

I'm not gonna stand here and wait

I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles

Watch as we all fly away

 

And they're watching us

They're watching us

As we all fly away

 

And they're watching us

They're watching us

As we all fly away

 

And they're watching us

They're watching us

As we all fly away

That song is so damn catchy...

Guest Shaved Bear
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i was talking to my nerdly math teacher and i was like star wars is gay, he gives me a dirty look and i was like....i said gay!! i meant o-k

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
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LOL.

 

I remember about 7 years ago, I was in shop class in middle school, and we had group projects to do on anyone/thing related to shop class. My group picked Bob Villa (the guy from this old house/sears craftsman tools commercials) and we're doing quite well until near the end when someone behind me shouted "BOB VILLA IS GAY", but in a wierd voice so that they wouldn't be caught.

 

Funny stories from Middle School..

Guest Flyboy
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i was talking to my nerdly math teacher and i was like star wars is gay, he gives me a dirty look and i was like....i said gay!! i meant o-k

LOL!

Guest Shaved Bear
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funny too because he actually believed me

Guest Flyboy
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This pass school year I was fooling around in English class while my English teacher was typing in grades.

 

So, I take it up a bit... I was flirting with this girl I like and we start to "play argue". To a point where I scream, "KISS MY ASS!!" The girl tells me to say it a little louder because she didn't hear me. So, I said "KISS MY ASS!" at the TOP of my lungs... the whole room is stunned. And, amazing... the teacher kept on typing.

Guest Flyboy
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Tried it... doesn't show better than the bottom one. :(

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