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[Guest Coffin Surfer]

Youth of the Nation” Part One

A Danny Williams and Outcast Joint

 

 

Last day of the rest of my life

I wish I would’ve known

Cause I didn’t kiss my mama goodbye

 

I didn’t tell her that I loved her and how much I care

Or thank my pops for all the talks

And all the wisdom he shared

 

Unaware, I just did what I always do

Everyday, the same routine

Before I skate off to school

 

But who knew that this day wasn’t like the rest

Instead of taking a test

I took two to the chest

 

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The scene fades into a large, suburban house on the outskirts of Washington, DC. The house is a modern design, surrounded by trees and obscured from the small, private drive leading to the development. People in this neighborhood don’t know each other well simply because the distance between these mansion-type monstrosities is great enough that you can’t see the person in their backyard. Well, the distance and the trees… The backyard of this huge abode has a pool which appears to be hand sculpted… not made out of a solid concrete mold, this beauty has a working fountain in the middle and is irregularly shaped like a sculpture. However, our scene does not open in the backyard… it opens deep in the basement, where two men are sitting on opposing couches… the lights are turned off, a flicker of sunlight through the closed blinds is the only source of illumination in the room.

 

The two men sit in silence for quite some time before one of them speaks up…

 

“You said I don’t know anything about you… you said I don’t understand your pain. You said I never will… why is that, Daniel? You know, I’m a lot like you-“

 

Danny shakes his head

 

“You’re nothing like me. Don’t try to warm up to me when you really… really don’t know a damn thing.”

 

Tyler smiles

 

“Well, why don’t you tell me then? What’s with the nickname? ‘Deathwish’?”

 

“It’s… eh, fuck it… I got into drugs and alcohol, people started saying I have a deathwish. It just stuck, I guess.”

 

“Oh? Why drugs? You know that shit ain’t any good for you… heh.”

 

Danny shakes his head

 

“Pressure…”

 

“From what?”

 

Once again, Danny shakes his head…

 

“People were putting the expectations too high… my parents wanted me to do one thing, wanted me to go pro… everyone else I knew wanted a part of my success… Nobody fucking understands me… nobody fuckin’ WANTS to understand me…”

 

Danny drops his head into his chest… not crying, not even weeping… but he sits there, deep in thought. Tyler observes his behavior with acute interest. Finally, the man known as The Prophet speaks.

 

“When I was an amateur wrestler, I had some problems like you. I felt like nobody understood me, I didn’t even really want anyone to understand me. I came into the IGNWF and was, more or less, an undercard talent. However… when I found my Laura… my life seemed to be complete.”

 

“…What’s your point? What does that have to do with me?”

 

“Have you ever thought about looking for a girlfriend?”

 

“What for? Just another person to complicate things… I don’t need one…”

 

Tyler smiles

 

“Did you just listen to what I said? I think you’d be much, much more uh… effective that way.”

 

”How so?”

 

“Instability breeds ineffectiveness. Believe me when I tell you that I was at my peak when everything was going right for me… I won the ICTV strap, I was a world title contender… I was a freakin’ world beater. I defeated Stubby himself…”

 

“I was the JL champion just the way I am…”

 

“The ‘WF is a whole different ball-game, Danny. You need to have everything clicking at once, or it simply won’t work.”

 

”So, what should I do about that…? I mean, it sounds nice… I’d like to be with someone that… cares about me, too. But… I don’t really… I dunno.”

 

Tyler grins broadly.

 

“I’ll set you up with one of Laura’s friends. She has a lot that are single, actually. You’d be surprised.”

 

Danny looks up at Tyler.

 

“You’d do that for me? Wow… thanks.”

 

“No problem, my friend…”

 

Danny has a puzzled look on his face.

 

“But… why are you doing this for me? I mean, managing me and stuff… why?”

 

“Danny, when I look at you, I see me… I see what I was when I was young, when I could surprise people with what I do… I can see in you a person who can still go somewhere… In this federation, at least… without having endless, unnecessary expectations placed on you. Danny, you have the skills to be a world champion… maybe not right this minute, but soon. Very, very soon…”

 

Danny, a bit taken aback from this praise, looks Tyler dead in the eye…

 

“I… I don’t know what to say.”

 

“With my help, you won’t need to say a damned thing. I’ll represent you, get you the hype you deserve, get you the matches you need, give you a few pointers in the ring. Before long, you’ll be kicking Edwin’s ass with ease… Now, if you’d like, you can go take a dip in the pool. It’s pretty tight, I’d recommend it… and I’ll have Laura call up her friend and you two can get together… well, even tonight probably. We’re gonna have a lot of fun, no doubt about it. You’re gonna help usher in a new era of the SWF, and we’re all gonna have a blast doing it. Trust me… now, go get changed and shit… we’ll call up Laura’s friend.”

 

Danny Williams, with a tiny smile on his face, walks towards the bathroom to change into a swimsuit… Tyler walks upstairs and goes to talk to his wife…

 

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Call me blind, but I didn’t see it coming

Everybody was running

But I couldn’t hear nothing

 

Except gun blasts, it happened so fast

I don’t really know this kid

Even though I sit by him in class

 

Maybe this kid was reaching out for love

Or maybe for a moment

He forgot who he was

Or maybe this kid just wanted to be hugged

Whatever it was

I know it’s because

 

We are, We are, the youth of the nation

 

- POD, “Youth of the Nation”

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

“Youth of the Nation” Part Two

An Outcast and Danny Williams Joint

 

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Little Suzy, she was only twelve

She was given the world

With every chance to excel

 

Hang with the boys and hear the stories they tell

She might act kind of proud

But no respect for herself

 

She finds love in all the wrong places

The same situations

Just different faces

 

Changed up her pace since her daddy left her

Too bad he never told her

She deserved much better

 

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Tyler McClelland, “The Prophet”, walks upstairs and sees a beautiful woman sitting on his couch in the living room. The woman, her pregnant belly obviously protruding from her loosely fitting clothing, grins as Tyler walks over and sits down on the couch with her… he scoots closer to her and places his arm around her shoulder. She immediately responds by laying her head down on his chest and closing her eyes…

 

“Laura, I’ve got something that I need you to do…”

 

“What’s that, baby?”

 

“Do you know any friends that would be willing to date Danny for me? It’s relatively important, and I’m willing to pay her for-“

 

Laura McClelland is a bit taken-aback by this offer from her husband.

 

“Um, you want me to pimp out my friends?”

 

“Well… eh. Do you know anyone?”

 

Laura ponders the question hard.

 

“Well… no, not really… I don’t have that many female friends to begin with.”

 

Tyler sighs, then sits up and walks over towards a coffee table…

 

“Tyler, what are you going to do now?”

 

“Looking in the phonebook…”

 

“For what?”

 

“Escort services…”

 

Laura looks somewhat horrified.

 

“You’re NOT going to do that to the poor kid!”

 

“I’ve got to… and actually, this may be more reliable anyways…”

 

Tyler calls a number and schedules an ‘appointment’ for one hour…

 

One hour later…

 

With Danny out back, the doorbell rings. Tyler quickly runs to the door and answers it… The woman, the prostitute, is a staggeringly beautiful brunette with large breasts and a pretty smile… (“The perfect type for Danny”, Tyler thinks) She wears a rather modest outfit for a prostitute, a halter top with only a small amount of her nicely figured stomach showing. From the outside, nobody could tell her profession…

 

“Come in, please.”

 

The brunette humbly walks into Tyler’s residence and sits down in one of his Lay-Z-Boy recliners. Tyler sits down on the couch beside his wife, and the prostitute is a bit confused… naturally.

 

“Miss… what’s your name again? I don’t think I caught it over the phone.” Tyler asks.

 

“Um… my name is Mandy.”

 

“That won’t do. Your name is going to be… Julie, for this.”

 

The woman looks even more confused, but doesn’t say anything.

 

“I can tell you that this job that I am having you do, while not outside of your credentials or job description, is different from anything you have ever done. Can you promise me your time for the next few months, for you to be on call and be available whenever I need you?”

 

For the first time, the woman actually shows some emotion… she smiles and holds her hand out.

 

“How much are ya’ offerin’, stud?”

 

“A lump sum of seven hundred thousand dollars. Payable in cash. Take it or leave it right now. Your services and undivided loyalty for a period of two and a half weeks… or so.”

 

“Uh… I’ll agree to that…” The woman replies, holding in the excitement. It’s not often that a job this lucrative comes along.

 

“What I want you to do is this… I have a friend that needs a girlfriend very badly. I will pay you to go out with him… well, you get the picture… for a period of two weeks.”

 

”You want me to fuck him?” She asks bluntly.

 

Tyler smiles.

 

“In time… but the trick is this. You have to do EVERYTHING that I say and exactly when I say. If you don’t, you will not collect the full amount of your money. I’m not going to make it very difficult, so that won’t be as tough as you might think… but I need your undivided loyalty. Can you do that?”

 

“Uh… yeah, I think…”

 

“Alrighty then. My friend is out back, and for tonight… I’d like you two to go out. Please, don’t act like a slut or anything, I want him to like you… I want you to ‘fall in love’ with him, actually. Well, not really, but I want him to fall for you… and I want you to at least pretend to fall for him. I want him to get the impression of a serious relationship. Can you try to do that, please?”

 

“Yeah… I’m really not just a slut, I just…”

 

“Whatever, I really don’t care. Just don’t go acting like all you want is sex, you know the drill. For tonight, you two go out to dinner or something. Dress nicely, make a good first impression. He’ll fall hard, believe me. Oh...”

 

Tyler pauses and smiles.

 

“What?” Mandy… err… Julie asks.

 

”Have fun! He’s really a great kid…”

 

“Heh, whatever…”

 

As ‘Julie’ walks out the back door and makes her way to meet Danny, Tyler plops back down on the couch next to his unusually quiet wife.

 

“What are you doing to this poor kid?” She asks him.

 

“You’ll see… I have a plan.”

 

As the camera fades to black, Danny and Julie are meeting in the back yard…

 

 

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Who’s to blame for the lives that tragedies claim

No matter what you say

It don’t take away the pain

 

That I feel inside, I’m tired of all the lies

Don’t nobody know why

It’s the blind leading the blind

 

I guess that’s the way the story goes

Will it ever make sense

Somebody’s got to know

 

There’s got to be more to life than this

There’s got to be more to everything

I thought exists

 

We are, we are the youth of the nation…

 

- POD, “Youth of the Nation”

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[Guest chirs3]

Uh...

 

Uh oh.

 

This could end up badly.

 

Women. *rolls eyes and scoffs*

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Watch out, Deathwish. Women are fucking insane. It's the truth.

 

But I really like the prospect of this, and the two of you working together is already showing great promise. Cheers.

[Guest Insanityman]

Good work you guys. I'll be keeping very close track of this stuff... Julie? I prefer Mandy. Whatever floats your boat.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

DEATHWISH DATING PROMOS=RATINGS

 

Now may I ask, where the hell are you going with this?

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Now may I ask, where the hell are you going with this?

No, no you may not.

[Guest redbaron51]

Danny watch out...this usually happens...

[Guest redbaron51]

 

watch out

[Guest Ace309]

w00t looking good... I'll be waiting for more

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

It acutally reminds me of the whole "Rick Steiner/Robin Greene who is really Women" storyline. But sure is a hell of a lot different than anything else I've read on here and that's always good in my book.

[Guest BigTim2002]

*trembles as he's being peer pressured into replying*

 

Umm.....ummm...

 

JUST KIDDING

 

HELL YEAH! CHICKS ARE ONLY GOOD FOR ONE THING...]

 

sucking...lol

 

that rules

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

Well this is my first time reading my own promo, and I also don't know where this is going.

 

BTW, I do not in anyway endorse the cheesy views of a christian rap/rock band. POD sucks! Sorry Outcast, other than that...... GREAT WORK!

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

 

It fits, at any rate.

[Guest Thoth]

What in the blue...?

 

Well, this is different. I hope it ends up surprising the hell out of me.

[Guest kelloggs]

Looks good so far...

 

And Danny you best respect Kirk Franklin. That mother fucka was off the charts back about three years ago. I still listen to "stomp" when it comes on the radio. Although it just doesn't have the appeal of the Cha-cha slide. We did it in the halls of school, on the sidewalks and even outside a strip club senior year. Memories...

 

M. "Bust out a cha-cha slide" Francis

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"It's a good thing you threw a prostitute in there.

 

I was starting to lose interest.

 

Mothernature says...when Outcast called the escort service I thought maybe Sarah was coming back..."

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

Ooo...I like it.

 

Too bad the poor girl's going to get abducted by aliens or kidnapped or something. That's just the breaks of being in an OC promo. Danny gets character, OC stays evil. I love it.

 

 

 

And since OC bothered me and bothered me to respond when I was going to end up anyway, I'm taking this oppurtunity to plug my blog, which is not "falling on the wayside" like Edwin's. I'm not saying its updated daily, but its quality reading.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Whore.

[Guest Ace309]

Yes she is, but I'm sure we didn't need you to point that out for us.

 

Thanks for clarifying, but it was pretty much an understood from the promo.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

More or less.

 

WILSON IS A WHORE.

 

Better?