STORM COMMENTAROONIES

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Ahem. I need to actually READ the show....but...

 

TOD WON! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! YES! HE WON! HE WON! WOOH!

 

Ahem. We lost, and I knew it would happen. Stryke is a hermit AND Australian, causing him to be unavailable to me and Chris. So, him not writing, AND the fact that I wrote my half from midnight until 5 in the morning while watching the Twighlught Zone marathon AND the fact that the match was only 5100 words long all added up to make a non-superb match, and a loss. Oh, and congrats to the WINNERS, whoever they were, as I forget right now.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Neat little show. Comments to come later if I remember to do just that...

 

Edwin, we won't be needing that body bag after all.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Boy... That was actually quite an entertaining show preformed tonight. Really impressed with was produced.

[Guest kelloggs]

Magnificent 7 is a bangin' name. This show was hot. And Flesher can I get a Superior One Boilermaker tee shirt...but funneling TEQUILA. I've had a hard time with that shit...shots that is...you must be some kinda drunk if you can handle funneling it and for that I salute you. ::salutes::

 

Ash is just crazy in the hardcore stuff

 

Thoth and Frost both win again.

 

The Boston Strangler [i will be the first person not to make the mandatory Superstation joke] wins and Erek Taylor v LDP is in the air. That gonna be a wonderful feud.

 

There's a battle of the stables. This all looks great.

 

And Todski gets the upset. Wow thats pretty damn cool.

 

M. "Steps off Outcast lawn and slinks back into the JL" Francis

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

Not a bad show indeed. The opening promo puts a lot of possibilities out there. Hopefully some entertaining stuff is in the future.

 

Overall, for the matches, a big congrats goes out to Tod for beating Fallout. Impressive work, Tod. Keep it up.

 

Also, Ash wrote a pretty good match, the 6 man tag match was quite good, and I like the Flesher/ELM thing that's going on.

 

Oh yeah....I won! Wheeeeeeee!

[Guest HVilleThugg]

ARGH!!

 

I want to come back soooo bad!!!

 

Anyway...great show guys. Everyone's been steppin' it up big time lately.

 

The opening promo kicked major ass, but I will say that the Magnificent 7, while a good name, doesn't do it for me. Why? Mainly because what happens when someone leaves? Do you change the name?? Well, it does have the good qualities that a Wilson stable needs...arrogance and size. Anyway, the three way battle between The Clan, M7, and MC will be tight!

 

Nice one from Stangler! Hell of a way to come out of retirement boyeeeee!

 

I must say that Ash is becoming a very good hardcore writer, and I definitely marked out for that X-Box spot....gold!

 

Thoth wins.....cool.

 

And TOD deKINDES!!! What an upset theree!! Nice job man! The young boys are doing, eh?

 

LDP vs Erek Taylor is going to kick major ass too. Look for this feud to quietly heat up over the next few weeks.

 

Nice main event from the Carnival. But damn, did they have to get completely kiilled in the end. Nice midair chair shot at the end there...I liked that.

 

Ok, maybe more comments later.

 

OH...almost forgot...ELM and Flesher is going to kick ass too! That was a good promo....from Flesher, I guess...although I'm not sure. The questions is....are you heel or face now bitch?!? We all know you went back to Tom Flesher, but you're still in The Clan...wait...The Clan's face now...nevermind...I'm stupid. But still...ELM vs Flesher will be tight!

 

Da "..." H

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

All right, let's get this all sorted out!

 

Frost has HIS speculations on who lines up with which actors in the Magnificent Seven. I have mine. Wilson, get your stable-leading ass in here and lay down some Brenner, Bronson, Coburn and company already!

 

First off, line of the night goes to Frost:

 

Riley: “Real original guys. How do you think Frost got so mean and bad in the first place? By beating up jerks in school that used to sing that to him. One dude is still in the second grade from the brain damage Frost gave him.”

 

I giggled like a little bitch. Of course, if you ever face me now, there's going to be SO MUCH FROSTY THE SNOWMAN that you won't even be able to hope to contain it!

 

Moving on, I'd say that Ash must have written most of his match while on PCP. I enjoy having Ash as hardcore champ, because the most frigging random things happen, and it is good. Hard Rock Cafe + X-Box Bomb = quality.

 

Tod wins the battle of the asterisks, and I guess I'll have to save that body bag for another day! The appearance of LDP suggests that the Dogger is either going to have a new ally or enemy involved in his Erek Taylor situation, and frankly I'm not sure how it's gonna go.

 

We hadn't seen a tables match in a while, and that was a goodie: the Superstation returns in a big way, and MORE Erek-LDP tension. Three LDP-laced segments in one night...I'm feeling me some tropical shirt overload, and I'm liking it!

 

Thoth's match had some great psychology and really did a lot for his seeming slow-burn face turn. It also had Outcast getting clonked in the face, and that's never a bad thing.

 

And onto the main event: man, do I have some kick-ass teammates! These guys decided to try out story style for this match so I wouldn't have to switch to block like I usually do, and I'll be damned if they didn't do a great job! Thanks guys, and hope you all enjoyed our little brawl-o-rama.

 

On the promo/storyline front, this was a gangbuster show. Flesher and Magnifico, Erek and LDP finally exploding into full-on feudage, something tingling between LDP and Tod, and the Clan starting to even the odds for the Carnival against the M7. Now all we need to do is keep this a-rollin' for Smarkdown!

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

Man, that was just a great show top to bottom.

 

Started out with a simply spectacular promo. Whoever wrote that deserves to just have moneys off all kinds given to him, as well as gifts varying from automobiles to electronics.

 

There was a ton of good wrestling on this show. Congrats to Tod for a win over one of the best and most consistent writers we have, as well to Frost and Strangler for rolling out wins.

 

Thoth, great match. That was some good stuff.

 

Good main event by the Carnies, though that was a cheap, albeit very effective and storyline effective ending. Nice work.

 

And how great is this feuding in advance stuff? LDP/Erek? ELM/Flesher? On Smarkdown, after Flesher loses the US Title to TNT then book these matches! Let's have some cool build up then split-second, out of nowhere stuff.

 

Promos, feudage and great matches rule.

 

Oh, and a word to the new guys, mainly Ced and Tod because they made the wise move of not getting attached to any sucky stables like the M7 or the Carnival, write a promo or two so we can all get to know your character. I read some of your stuff in the JL, but it be cool to see how you're gonna function in the WF.

 

You don't want to end up like half the people we have now, who've been in the WF for a while and still don't have characters. I crack myself up. On to the prediction thread and I am outta here...

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Moving on, I'd say that Ash must have written most of his match while on PCP. I enjoy having Ash as hardcore champ, because the most frigging random things happen, and it is good. Hard Rock Cafe + X-Box Bomb = quality.

Well, I didn't write it on PCP, or anything for that matter.

 

First, credit to Magnifico for suggesting the original idea of the Steven Tyler microphone stand shot, though it was very different at first. If we ever end up in a match in Tokyo for the Hardcore Title... boy do I have an idea for that!

 

Great show from all. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

 

We ain't dead.

 

Must resist urge... to use fighting robot... in future title defense...

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

Hmm, Sir Edwin, I didn't see your challenge of laying out actors for the Seven, though I'm just going to stray all over the place here...

 

I'll have to think on this, though Outcast pictures me as an "Ocean's Eleven" George Clooney. That's really odd, because I always pictured Outcast as a "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" George Clooney.

 

By the way, those are both just absolutely bitchin' movies.

 

Stryke would have to be Russel Crowe or Nicole Kidman, because of the Australian connection. Maybe the Crocodile Hunter's wife. She always seemed cool and smart enough to never say anything when her wealthy husband was about to get a fatal snake bite.

 

Strangler? Strangler would be probably be David Boreanz. And do check that spelling, because I'm sure its not correct. He makes a great supporting cast member, but when's out on his own on a rival network he can very well on his own. But he lacks Charisma Carpenter, so sucks to be him.

 

Frost would probably be "Hagar the Horrible" without the hat. Wait, thats not an actor, really. We'll come back to him and the other JLers when I think on it some more.

 

And yes I do realize none of those people were in the Magnificent Seven movie, nor the short-lived but excellent TV show. I don't care!

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Bitch.

 

 

Hoo-ah.

 

EDIT: That's Ethan Hawke, the *real* Outcast actor. Because we all know that all of Hollywood wants to play SWF characters.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Strangler? Strangler would be probably be David Boreanz. And do check that spelling, because I'm sure its not correct. He makes a great supporting cast member, but when's out on his own on a rival network he can very well on his own. But he lacks Charisma Carpenter, so sucks to be him.

Yeah, you got the spelling right, so no worries.

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

If I had any clue who the heck that guy is, that could be interesting. And he better not be a crappy movie star, or on Dawson's Creek or some crap like that.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

You'd probably know him better as Angel of Buffy acclaim, and Angel of Angel.

 

Basically he's the first vampire Buffy had a thing for.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Strangler? Boreanz? No, no. If there's anyone on Buffy the Vampire Slayer who reminds me of Slayer, it's Anya. What a scorchcake.

 

Wait a second...this has nothing to do with Strangler or wrestling...dammit. Comment on the show, not the WB!

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Wait a second...this has nothing to do with Strangler or wrestling...dammit. Comment on the show, not the WB!

Since when do we ever talk about anything related to the topic in SWF?