SWF Smarkdown Card (July 8/2002)

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Card.

 

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Show: SWF Smarkdown

Date: July 8, 2002

Arena: The Baltimore Arena in Baltimore, Maryland!

Due date: July 8, 2002 at 12PM (noon) board time.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Frost vs. Z

- Who will prevail in this battle between the Carnival and the Magnificent 7?

Word Limit: 3000 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. Ced Odornez

- Magnifico’s back and ready to defend his LHW title! Ced Odornez has stepped up to the bat…

Word Limit: 4000 words

Send to: HVilleThugg

 

SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Mercury

- Danny Williams didn’t quite manage to defeat Thoth on Storm, but this Monday he gets a shot at an equally impressive veteran, Mercury, and will attempt to get on the winning path.

Word Limit: 3500 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Ash Ketchum © vs. Jay Dawg

- Claiming the hardcore division is in a sorry state, Jay Dawg challenged Ash to this match. Ash accepted the challenge from Stubby’s right hand man, but after he did the commish decided to add a few extra pro-Dawg stipulations to the match.

Match Description – Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect. Submissions, pinfalls and knockouts count anywhere in the arena for Jay Dawg. Ash can only win the match within the ring. Also, Ketchum is not allowed to use any type of weapon within the match or the title will be awarded to Jay Dawg.

Word Limit: 4500 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

US TITLE MATCH

Tom Flesher © vs. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson

- TNT won his chance to face the US champion in a 4-way match at Snake Eyes. He gets his match this Monday against Clan member Tom Flesher.

Word Limit: 4500 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

TRIPLE THREAT TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

Chris Wilson & Stryke © vs. Chris Raynor & Edwin MacPhisto vs. Thoth & Fallout

- The Magnificent 7, Carnival and Clan face off for the tag straps. The Carnival and Clan have formed an uneasy alliance and if they gang up on the M7 team will Wilson and Stryke be able to escape with the titles?

Match Description – DQ and count-out rules are in effect. 3 men are allowed in the ring at once and can only tag out to their designated partners. The first team to score a pinfall, submission or knockout is the winner.

Word Limit: 6000 words

Send to: HVilleThugg

 

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Mothernature says, talkative tonight eh Stubby?"

[Guest midnight_burn]

Card looks like quite the dish, a fine collection of sure to be great matches.

 

And it looks like i'll be going from double champ to no belts at all in the space of a week unless Wilson can overcome my complete shittiness.

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

I didn't mean tag title, Stubby!

 

Well, I can't write Stryke so enjoy yourself.

 

Nice card, again. This lots of people thing really makes for some great shows.

[Guest midnight_burn]

Well, looks like i'm doing this one solo. I guess i'll have to pull out my best if i want to win this one.

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

A show off? Cool. Maybe I'll write one of them promo things. If I have anything to promo about, that is....

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Yeah Wilson....there's no law against writing the match early....like, before you have to leave or whatever. I'm just sayin...you can write your part today or something, and then have Stryke finish it up while you're gone.

 

Anyway...nice card there, but...uhhh...poor Ash Ketchum....

 

Da "feels bad for the Poke Freak" H

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Good golly Miss Molly! Tag title match?!?

 

This is certainly going to be interesting. Four title matches on a Smarkdown is probably an unprecedented event. The one I'm looking out for the most is Flesher vs. TNT, which is gonna rock the house any way you slice it.

 

Now, to think about that main event...

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

I never actually commented on the card part of this thing, so I'd just like to say its very good, except for one big thing: 3000 word opening match. I realize its the opening match, but its awfully hard for anybody to get a good finish and put over their opponent in that span without a squash or a surprise, chintzy finish.

 

And yes Thugg, I do realize I could start early, like when I had the title match at Snake Eye I had my match done by Thursday at noon becaues I realized between basketball tourneys and parties I wouldn't be home all weekend. But this weekend, I don't have any time to really get a serious chunk of it done, regrettably.

 

However, thank you for your concern for my tag partner and I'm sure he'll show how much he appreciates it in his own Australian way.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

ELM!!!

 

I don't know if you plan to write for this....but write!! Do it!!! Get me something! If you're not....please let me know.

 

Da "sigh" H

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

I talked to ELM earlier Thugg, he was writing then... so I assume he will complete it.