Guest HVilleThugg Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 Normally, I'd allow the waitresses on the lawn....but they would only make the hos jealous. And our hos are equipped with semi-automatic weapons. So, to save lives, I'm going to deny the waitresses access to the lawn. *Sacred whispers something to HVT* Good point Muzz! *Let's the waitresses on the lawn, where they immediately start to make out with the hos. Flik tries to come on, but Sacred stands in front of him, so Flik just whistles and walks away casually. * We'll think about it Flik... Oh.... *bitchslaps T-Bone...and heaves him off the lawn where he lands on Flik* GIVE OFF THE LAWN DAMN PEDDLER! Da "loves lesbian fun" H
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted July 8, 2002 Report Posted July 8, 2002 Because all waitresses are, consequently, hos. Huzzah. ::drives to Denny's::
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 I still own 35% of the lawn bitch! Thugg I don't need no stinking VIP Pass. I can walk on anytime I want. See. *walks on lawn patrolled by Thugg* *Does dance, throws a slushball into Thugg's ear* *walks off*
Guest HVilleThugg Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 You own shit! Until Outcast gives me the notice... GET THE FUCK OFF THE LAWN!!! Da "get off bitch" H
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 Why don't you just finger your ass!
Guest chirs3 Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 *takes one of the ho's semiautomatic weapons and gives JD a Galatea-special with it* Next time Thugg tells you to get the fuck off the lawn, get the fuck off the lawn! Please?
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 So let me get this straight... You giving me a Galatea special is watching you give yourself a rimjob with the semi auto, right? You're right. That makes me want to get off the lawn. You perverts...
Guest chirs3 Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 No, it was more like me shooting you in the B@llz0Rz.
Guest Tyler McClelland Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 JD - Your 35% purchase was, and still is, invalid. Bitch. Get 'em.
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 You want to shoot off on my ballz0rz? As for Outcast... deny it all you want. Don't make me take you to court with this!
Guest Tyler McClelland Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 I'd crush your ass in court... my lawyers are some of the best in the business. I'm not scared of your threats of legal action.
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 Of course Outcast's lawyers are great. With all the women that he falls in love with and that die in some way or another, he's got to have a great civil defense team. SEMI-BURN
Guest Tyler McClelland Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 They all blame me, it sucks. It's NEVER been my fault. NEVER. Blame Mr. G. It's usually his doing.
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 If you burned Outcast's girlfriends, they'd melt instantly... being plastic and all. I mean... it's not like Outcast really killed them. They just... you know... popped. Your lawyers don't stand a chance against my overworked underpaid Asiams who know every loophole in the law.
Guest Tyler McClelland Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 My lawyers are better... They're Jewish. All of them.
Guest HVilleThugg Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 Well then....JD's off the lawn and owns shit. I have the best lawyer because I"m a black man, from the ghetto, and I'm not in jail. Therefore, I must have the best lawyers money can buy...or the best lawyers that the court can appoint. THe point being, that I've sent my lawyer in for legal counsel. *HVT's lawyers play the race card* BOOYAH! NOW GET THE FUCK OFF THE LAWN BITCHES! People allowed on the lawn with VIP Cards... -Fallout -Raynor That is all... EVERYONE ELSE...OUT! NOW!! *grabs electrocution thingy and starts to count* Da "not in the mood tonight, you long winded bastards" H
Guest Lightning Flik Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 *grabs electrocution thingy and starts to count* It's called a cattle prod Thugg. And I'm not getting anywhere near your lawn. See? I'm on the road over here~! *is waiting on the road, and staying away from getting anywhere near the lawn*
Guest kelloggs Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 lol Thugg plays the race card. That is by far the funniest thing you have ever typed in my tenure here. You mean you haven't been in jail once...for anything. Not even for getting rowdy at the strip club. Who the hell is your lawyer. We need to have a meeting. They practically killed me for J-Walking before throwing away the key. Just to let everyone know the billy-clubs and tasers really hurt M. "Can't we all just get along" Francis
Guest Lightning Flik Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 Yup, Francis. They certainly do, they do indeed. Since we can't really do too much, like to be served by one of the lovely waitresses that are here? I mean, it's not like they've got to do. *glares at everyone else, besides the people on the lawn and Francis* The offer is only to Francis, and still up for the Lawnpeople. No one else. Got it?
Guest kelloggs Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 I'll take one until we receive admittance to the lawn.
Guest Tyler McClelland Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 Loitering is frowned upon by the lawn guardians.
Guest Muzz Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 Get off the lawn, or do I have to shake my fist for the first time in a long time.
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 *Gores HVT into the lawn* *Kindly exits lawn*
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 Pffft! You don't scare me! *Fist shakes harder* AHHHHHHH!!!!!1 *runs away screaming like Thugg when his neck was broken*
Guest redbaron51 Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 *buys house across from 'Cast place* *sits on MY lawn*
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 ::stealthily sows the ground of Xero's lawn with salt:: Excuse me. I may not be a VIP pass, and Thugg might powerbomb me through a house just for mentioned the lawn, but that's just disrespectful, man. Get a treehouse or something.
Guest BigTim2002 Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 Xero, getting your own lawn across from Outcast is like saying a Jewish guy is gonna eat pork...disrespectful, and it ain't gonna happen.
Guest Grand Slam Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 As one half of the tag champions with Outcast before he became one of the famous three that turned heel on me, I think I have a case for saying... "That VIP card looks pretty swanky..." hint, hint
Guest HVilleThugg Posted July 9, 2002 Report Posted July 9, 2002 Ha...Xero, you should know better. Outcast, long ago, salted the earth all around his lawn, which includes the entire 2 mile radius, so that nothing would ever grow again. And even if some blade of grass thought about growing on YOUR lawn, Edwin salted that for us, so you're lawn is nothing but a pile of dirt that no one will ever want to visit. Edwin, for you assistance, you get a ONE DAY VIP CARD. Sorry, I'm out of the permanent VIP cards and you did take my world title, so you only get one day. But still.... Enjoy. *Powerbombs T-Bone through the house on Xero's lawn! Then gives T-Bone a one day pass...* Yeah...you get one for being powerbombed through a house after countless acts of good will. I'm not totally heartless. Da "totally heartless" H
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