The One And Only Raw Thread for 7/8/02!

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Oh God

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Regal crying?

 

The FUCK?

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

this isn't as embarassing as the time his kissed McMahon's ass.

 

NOWINSKI~!

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

I'm-speechless.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Um...WTF was that?

[Guest alfdogg]

Didn't they remember the horrible run his brother had back in 2001?

 

And remember how bad the pop was for Hardy when he won? All the girls cheered and that was it.

Matt didn't have a horrible run. The guy wasn't even on TV for most of the time until he jobbed the belt to whoever(I forgot who was the champ after him).

Hurricane

[Guest Choken One]

There's no crying in wrestling!

[Guest The Superstar]

Yep...RVD's the fifth man.

[Guest HartFan86]

RVD IS THE 5TH MAN...WE NOW GET BENOIT VS. RVD!!!!

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Yes! It's Rob!

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Gee... that was a pointless segment.

[Guest Vyce]

Do it for Johnny!

[Guest alfdogg]

Yep, it's RVD. X-Pac gets his job back.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Get your VCRs ready! Here comes Nash! I hope that sorry motherfucker doesn't have to take an over the top rope bump.

[Guest The Superstar]

Why is Benoit coming out to Latino Heat?

 

Of course, any time Benoit and Guerrero wrestle twice, it's all good. Except with the nWo.

[Guest Choken One]

After a 4th viewing...The matching outfit is So gay...Esp. With Beniot wearing them.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

They didn't even let him say "whatever"

 

ITS HIS CATCH PHRASE DAMMIT!!!!!!

 

 

I miss ECW

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Oh-my-God!

The-WWE-fooled-me.

(Sarcasm)

 

I-smell-a-Heel-turn-coming.

But-who-will-it-be?

[Guest alfdogg]

Did she just say Shawn MARKELS?

[Guest HartFan86]

I wonder if Nash will pull out that somersault plancha I have been hearing about....just kidding.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Five bucks says the Vanilla Midgets do all the in-ring work while Nash poses and combs his hair.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Captain Obvious says:

 

Even the mute button won't stop the RVD chants right now...They're going to be MASSIVE

[Guest The Superstar]

RVD IS THE 5TH MAN...WE NOW GET BENOIT VS. RVD!!!!

No, it'll be like I said. They'll tease it, and then Nash will tag himself in and jackknife RVD and pin him.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

Matt lost it to the Hurricane...

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

1050 pounds?! How many of those are the Big Show's?

[Guest Choken One]

Goldie's turning.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

I say Lesnar runs in, F5 to RVD, Nash pins RVD

[Guest HartFan86]

Did she just say Shawn MARKELS?

She probably has never heard of him before.

[Guest Vyce]

Putting Nash & Big Show in this match is the only possible way to ensure they're in anything rated more than * star.

 

A sad, sad thought just occurred to me - if Book's team goes over, you know it will be only because BENOIT does the job.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

I dont think Booker has hit his spinaroonie tonite, so Im banking that the good guys come out on top and Booker does something to warrant the spin