Stormdictions

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Predict...and stuff.

 

 

Show: SWF Storm

Date: July 12, 2002

Arena: The Mile One Arena in St. John’s, Newfoundland, Canada!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Johnny Rotten

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Spider Nekura & Fallout vs. The Boston Strangler & Stryke

 

SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Ash Ketchum & Erek Taylor vs. Tom Flesher & Fallout

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Longdogger Pete

 

CAGE MATCH FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE

Jay Dawg © vs. Frost

 

SINGLES MATCH

Chris Wilson vs. Chris Raynor

[Guest chirs3]

SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Johnny Rotten

 

-----> Whatever happened to Rotten? Williams.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Spider Nekura & Fallout vs. The Boston Strangler & Stryke

 

-----> If Fallout's up for two tag matches, then more power to him. I say he'n Spider win.

 

SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson

 

-----> (I love doing this) El Luchadoooooooooooooooore Maaaagniiiiiiiifiicoooooooo!

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Ash Ketchum & Erek Taylor vs. Tom Flesher & Fallout

 

-----> I'm tempted to pick the Clan a second time, but I wouldn't be surprised to see Ash/Taylor take it.

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Longdogger Pete

 

-----> The Dogga'

 

CAGE MATCH FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE

Jay Dawg © vs. Frost

 

-----> Toss up... JD IS HARDCORE!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Chris Wilson vs. Chris Raynor

 

-----> I've heard he won't be writing. Maybe then I have a chance.

 

Maybe.

[Guest midnight_burn]

124% accurate predictions of TOTAL DEVASTATION!!! have arrived.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Johnny Rotten

-< Williams to win.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Spider Nekura & Fallout vs. The Boston Strangler & Stryke

-> I suck very very very much, so probably the Clan.

 

SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson

-> Should be good, i'll go with ELM.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Ash Ketchum & Erek Taylor vs. Tom Flesher & Fallout

-> A talent packed match here, i'll go with Taylor and Ash to win.

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Longdogger Pete

-> I'll go with deKindes, though it'll be close.

 

CAGE MATCH FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE

Jay Dawg © vs. Frost

-> This should be quite the brutal match. Frost is very good, but i'll go with Dawg to retain.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Chris Wilson vs. Chris Raynor

-> Raynor if Wilson's not writing.

[Guest Insanityman]

SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Johnny Rotten

~Williams.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Spider Nekura & Fallout vs. The Boston Strangler & Stryke

~Wait... as much as a mark I am for Strangler and as much as I still read Stryke's Ironman match with Taylor... you can't go agaisnt Nekura and Fallout.

 

SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson

~Well... I'd have to give the nod to the guy with three initials when his name is shorten...

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Ash Ketchum & Erek Taylor vs. Tom Flesher & Fallout

~Double duty for Fallout... meaning maybe he'll write more of his and Nekura... ah screw it. The Clan still wins.

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Longdogger Pete

~Well, Tod is awesome... and Pete's a veteran... yeah LDP barely wins more due to experience and talent than just DeKindes's talent.

 

CAGE MATCH FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE

Jay Dawg © vs. Frost

~JD retains.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Chris Wilson vs. Chris Raynor

~Well... here's hoping to a good match. But if I have to predict, Wilson wins.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Johnny Rotten

-Danny rules, and I'm not too sure if Rotten still exists, so I'll go with Danno.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Spider Nekura & Fallout vs. The Boston Strangler & Stryke

-Hmmmm......not too familiar with Spider [or Fallout for that matter,] so I'll go with my stable mates.

 

SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson

-Sheesh. I'm dead, AGAIN. However, I MIGHT have the SLIGHTEST chance if I don't procrastinate.........and of course, I will.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Ash Ketchum & Erek Taylor vs. Tom Flesher & Fallout

Meh, Flesher must DIE!!! His bad match beat my worse match. Anyhoo, I'm a HUGE Erek mark, so I'll go with him.

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Longdogger Pete

-Man, Tod rules, it's too bad he died in a horrible wrestling accident. Oh wait.....that doesn't happen till Friday. I must say I'm at least ROOTING for Tod.

 

CAGE MATCH FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE

Jay Dawg © vs. Frost

-Pfft. Frosty I'd say. But look out, because Jay Dawg is...HARDCORE!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Chris Wilson vs. Chris Raynor

-Wilson is dead, so his replacement, of course, is the volleyball from Castaway...who will kick Raynor's ass.

[Guest ErekT2k]

SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Johnny Rotten

- Deathwish because nobody has seen Rotten since..... ???

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Spider Nekura & Fallout vs. The Boston Strangler & Stryke

- I think Thoth said that Nekura isn't back and since Fallout has to pull double duty... I'll go with Strangler/Stryke.

 

SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson

- There's always room for another upset, TNT. I'll be cheering you on but ELM is like, the high flying god!! He kicked my ass, didn't he?

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Ash Ketchum & Erek Taylor vs. Tom Flesher & Fallout

- no comment

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Longdogger Pete

- LDP

 

CAGE MATCH FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE

Jay Dawg © vs. Frost

- JD, just so Ash can take his title back

 

SINGLES MATCH

Chris Wilson vs. Chris Raynor

- Wilson is in DC, Rayn-man gets the E-Z!

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Johnny Rotten

-Danny seems to be beating his head against the wall in trying to write a match. Although, Rotten appears to be a figment of Edwin's glue sniffing induced imagination.

DANNY

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Spider Nekura & Fallout vs. The Boston Strangler & Stryke

-I don't know Spider, only his legend. Fallout has to work twice, and that might stretch him a little far. Even if this match is tweaked to a singles, I have to go with my stable.

STRANGLER AND/OR STRYKE

 

SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson

-ELM is a tough mamma-jamma and I think his character might throw TNT off his game a little bit. Look for it to be close.

TNT (on gut instinct)

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Ash Ketchum & Erek Taylor vs. Tom Flesher & Fallout

-I loved reading the matches of everyone involved here when I was starting out in the SJL (except for Fallout who was not there). As most tag matches do, this is going to come down to who can work together better as a team and I think Ash and Erek have that with Fallout possibly split.

ASH AND EREK

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Longdogger Pete

-Tod has told me on a few occaisions that he is not one to join a stable, but he might have changed his mind after looking at all the stables here in the SWF (I know I did). I sense a bigger storyline will come out of this and for that to happen, Tod pretty much needs to win here.

TOD

 

CAGE MATCH FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE

Jay Dawg © vs. Frost

-Be careful what you wish for, right? I'm not too great at cage matches, ironically, the escape part always gives me trouble to build and develop correctly. I'm going to do my best, but even I have to side with JD here.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Chris Wilson vs. Chris Raynor

-With Wilson lost in Wasington, this seems like a pretty easy win for Raynor. Even if this is switched to TBS or Stryke, I feel Raynor has a good deal of momentum and skill on his side to keep rolling in the win column.

RAYNOR

[Guest Spider_Nekura]

SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Johnny Rotten

- Um...Rotten. Simply because I've never read any of Danny's work.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Spider Nekura & Fallout vs. The Boston Strangler & Stryke

- Tough returning match for me here...I'm just glad I have Fallout for my tag partner. I'd like to start as I mean to go on with a win here but as I say, tough match.

 

SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson

- ELM. Who's TNT? Yeah, again I've never read anything from TNT and El Luchadore is a god. A Mexican god.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Ash Ketchum & Erek Taylor vs. Tom Flesher & Fallout

- Ash in the SWF! My how things have changed. Um...Ash is good but Flesher and Fallout should do it. Even though Fallout is on double duties.

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Longdogger Pete

- Another one I don't really know. Pete wins.

 

CAGE MATCH FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE

Jay Dawg © vs. Frost

- Dawg has a title?! Maybe this was a bad time to return Dawg owns all and always has. He wins.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Chris Wilson vs. Chris Raynor

- Ooooh I smell a reformation of Y2Chris...or maybe not. Raynor to win.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Spider, be astounded: in your absence, JD became the only 3-time US champion, and also had a tag run with Sacred. Somehow...he got good.

 

FEAR~!

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

WHOO @ Edwin praising me!

 

 

"Dawg owns all and always has. He wins."

 

Do you wonder why Spider ownz, comments like that!! You also rule big guy!

 

 

 

All I can say for this cage match is.... Frost... I have something big planned for you.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Yeah, JD's gotten better. Amazing, huh?

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Amazing, Ash was finally bumped.

[Guest Ace309]

SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Johnny Rotten

- Danny after several sick head bumps.

 

SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson

- ELM after several sick head bumps.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Ash Ketchum & Erek Taylor vs. Tom Flesher & Fallout

- No prediction, due to several sick head bumps.

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Longdogger Pete

- Tod's on a roll, and his finisher is a sick head bump.

 

CAGE MATCH FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE

Jay Dawg © vs. Frost

- Jay Dawg after attempting to anally rape Frost.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Spider Nekura & Thoth vs. The Boston Strangler & Stryke

- Gotta be loyal to the Clan. Er... sick head bump.

[Guest Drew_K]

SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Johnny Rotten

- Rotten has a Deathwish, and Danny's gonna fulfill it. I love horrid puns. Woo!

 

SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson

- I'm predicting, TNT. Happy now? Cause out of spite, I'm not predicting this one.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Ash Ketchum & Erek Taylor vs. Tom Flesher & Fallout

- Nuclear Superiority, baby. Hell, they're the nuclear superpowers.

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Longdogger Pete

- Let's say Tod, cause he's due for an impressive win. Still, LDP got skillz. Should be good, either way.

 

CAGE MATCH FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE

Jay Dawg © vs. Frost

- Umm... Frost, cause he's in chat right now, and would murderize me otherwise.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Spider Nekura & Thoth vs. The Boston Strangler & Stryke

- Won't catch me calling no main events, sonny. Ain't nothin' good kin come from that.

[Guest chirs3]

SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Johnny Rotten

 

-----> Daniel Willy

 

SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson

 

-----> (never gets old) El Luchadooooooooooooore Maaaagniiiificooooooooooo!

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Ash Ketchum & Erek Taylor vs. Tom Flesher & Fallout

 

-----> Ash/Taylor

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Longdogger Pete

 

-----> The Dogga'

 

CAGE MATCH FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE

Jay Dawg © vs. Frost

 

-----> Dawg

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Spider Nekura & Thoth vs. The Boston Strangler & Stryke

 

-----> Nekuroth

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Johnny Rotten

 

-----> M7 4 life! Williams to take this one.

 

SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson

 

-----> Screw the M7 for life thing. This is TNT. So ELM to take this one, the damned dirty Mexican slut.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Ash Ketchum & Erek Taylor vs. Tom Flesher & Fallout

 

-----> Clannies to win.

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Longdogger Pete

 

-----> This one'll be close.....LDP to win.

 

CAGE MATCH FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE

Jay Dawg © vs. Frost

 

-----> I'll take Frost in the match of the night.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Spider Nekura & Thoth vs. The Boston Strangler & Stryke

 

-----> Since no one else will pick us, go M7! w00t!

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Screw the M7 for life thing. This is TNT. So ELM to take this one, the damned dirty Mexican slut.

That's just COLD man. Just COLD.

 

...and sadly, it seems even colder when you take into account that it's true.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Screw the M7 for life thing. This is TNT. So ELM to take this one, the damned dirty Mexican slut.

That's just COLD man. Just COLD.

 

...and sadly, it seems even colder when you take into account that it's true.

What, that Mag is a slut? He's not! He only sleeps with the finest in Tijuana chicas.

 

::rimshot::

 

Yeah, that was weak. Time for sleep.

 

I predict: THAT TNT FALLS INTO A DITCH, AND THOTH ON PCP GIVES HIM A RAZOR BATH!

[Guest Tod deKindes]

SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Johnny Rotten

 

I don't get it. Fairly good writer against a guy who's seemingly never here. My head hurts. Danny Boy.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Spider Nekura & Fallout vs. The Boston Strangler & Stryke

 

So, who're the heels in this one? Wild guess goes to Spider Fallura.

 

SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson

 

Everybody's raving about ELM, so I wanna see what he's made of. The Magnificient Wrestler to win. Magnifico, Magnificien...hmmm...

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Ash Ketchum & Erek Taylor vs. Tom Flesher & Fallout

 

Wait, Fallout's working twice?

 

NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Longdogger Pete

 

My match, so no predictions.

 

CAGE MATCH FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE

Jay Dawg © vs. Frost

 

Gotta go my man Frosty.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Chris Wilson vs. Chris Raynor

 

...Either one. Heh.

[Guest chirs3]

Card's been changed, Tod. Take a look see.

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Johnny Rotten

 

I don't get it. Fairly good writer against a guy who's seemingly never here. My head hurts. Danny Boy.

Fairly Good writer? Fairly? So your saying I'am not even good anymore. Geezzzz, that's harsh. Everyone's entitled to their opinion, but I've only wrote one match since I've been here. And I don't think one 3500 word "clash of styles" match with Thoth, is enough to say that I'am not good anymore. Even though I feel that given the word limit and the character, the Thoth match was the best I could produce. Give me some credit for crying out loud. I've always given you credit for being the much better writer than me. The only time I criticized you was for ignoring the story of my set up match for your European Title win.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Whoa, easy there champ. I wasn't criticizing you in any way.

 

You ARE good, maybe I just worded it wrong. Just relax.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Johnny Rotten

 

I don't get it. Fairly good writer against a guy who's seemingly never here. My head hurts. Danny Boy.

Fairly Good writer? Fairly? So your saying I'am not even good anymore. Geezzzz, that's harsh. Everyone's entitled to their opinion, but I've only wrote one match since I've been here. And I don't think one 3500 word "clash of styles" match with Thoth, is enough to say that I'am not good anymore. Even though I feel that given the word limit and the character, the Thoth match was the best I could produce. Give me some credit for crying out loud. I've always given you credit for being the much better writer than me. The only time I criticized you was for ignoring the story of my set up match for your European Title win.

Um...Danno, you rule. A fairly good writer in the WF is like the God of te JL, so it basically means you rule. I mean, you've BEEN here fro like 3 matches, so you haven't really had time to establish yourself. Anyhoo, don't get yourself down, you're great, just haven't had time to move up in the WF yet.

 

-Taylor "For the Record, I Own Both of You" Thompson

[Guest Coffin Surfer]

I apologize for sounding like an ass. I've been really grouchy lately. When I started writing the post, it started as a joke. But than I got serious for some reason. Loss of focus I guess.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

I apologize for sounding like an ass. I've been really grouchy lately. When I started writing the post, it started as a joke. But than I got serious for some reason. Loss of focus I guess.

Actually...you can point out EXACTLY where you got carried away and started being serious. Observe:

 

Fairly Good writer? Fairly? So your saying I'am not even good anymore. Geezzzz, that's harsh.

 

...and then it gets serious.

 

-"Man I Is Beingz Smart" TNT

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

Note to TNT: You suck.

 

Note to Danny: TNT sucks.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Note to TBS: Fuck You

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Note to all: deez nuts. Gimme some Storm, gimme some Storm, gimme some I want you to know...