Guest HVilleThugg Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 SWF Smarkdown The Card Venue: Richmond Coliseum in Richmond, VA Due Date: 12pm Central Time, Monday, July 15th NOTE: Send all Smarkdown related items to HVilleThugg! I will be posting the show! I will also be booking Storm, so send all requests for Storm to HVilleThugg as well! Markers, send your matches to me...fuck that, King...send your matches to me!! Singles Match Frost vs. Mercury - Well, Frost warned that the SWF had better take notice of him when he challenged Jay Dawg to a Hardcore Title Match. Then, however, he lost the match, which could prove to be a huge setback for the big frosty man. However, he’s got a chance to redeem himself against the wiley veteran Mercury. A win in the show’s opening match could do wonders to get the big man the recognition he craves. - Word Limit: 3500 - Send to HVilleThugg Singles Match Xero vs. Lerrin Breggan - Xero found Stubby backstage after Storm and complained about being underused and demanded to be booked on Smarkdown. Since Stubby was in a halfway decent mood, he decided to book Xero against his newest ally in Creative Control, Lerrin Breggan, in hopes that Breggan will beat Xero into submission once and for all. Lerrin’s history precedes him, but before he’s thrust into the spotlight, he must first get his feet wet against an angry Xero. - Word Limit: 4000 - Send to Suicide King Tag Team Match Chris Raynor/El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Tom Flesher/Fallout - The Magnificent 7 brutally attacked the tag team champions at the top of Storm, leading to an open challenge for the tag titles on Storm next Friday. Also, the Clan’s Tom Flesher attacked ELM during his match on Storm, which brings us to this tag team encounter. Raynor and Fallout have never seen eye to eye, despite their respective stables’ alliance, and since Flesher and Magnifico seem to be on a PPV collision course, a tag match seems like the only logical way to go. - Word Limit: 5000 - Send to BA_Baracus Bar Brawl/Hide N’ Seek Match for the SWF Hardcore Title Jay Dawg© vs. Ash Ketchum - No rest for the wicked here…On last week’s Smarkdown, Jay Dawg defeated Ash Ketchum for the hardcore title in one of the more brutal matches in recent memory, where he went as far as to powerbomb the Poke Freak’s pregnant girlfriend on the ringside floor. On Storm, Ketchum demanded vengeance for being screwed out of the hardcore title, and we guess for his girl being abused. After speaking with the SWF legal team, Stubby decided to grant Ash’s match with Dawg as a way to keep Ash from suing the company if Misty miscarries. With Ash’s hardcore abilities restored, will he be able to over come former 3-time US champ and former tag-champ Jay Dawg? - Match Descrpition: DQ, Count-outs, Pinfalls, Submissions, and Knockouts are not in effect. The Hardcore Title is hidden somewhere inside a local strip bar in Richmond, not too far from the arena named, “The Brawling Titty”. The first man to find the hardcore title and bring it back to the ring will be the winner. The bar is 2 blocks south of the arena. - Word Limit: 5000 - Send to HVilleThugg No-DQ Match Thoth vs. Stryke - Thoth and his tag partner, the returning Clan leader Spider Nekura, suffered an upset loss to M7’s Stryke and The Boston Strangler on Storm. Thoth, and the rest of the Clan, was less than thrilled about this setback, so Thoth demanded and received this match against one of the men in that match, Stryke. - Match Descrpition: DQ and Count-outs are not in effect. Pinfalls, submissions, and KOs must occur within the ring. - Word Limit: 4500 - Send to BA_Baracus Non-Title Three-Way Match Edwin MacPhisto vs. The Boston Strangler vs. Spider Nekura - The Magnificent 7 has been gunning for total domination of the SWF since they’re creation at Snake Eyes. Two stables currently stand in their way, the Midnight Carnival and The Clan. The alliance between those two stables is rocky at best, with one major point of concern being the beef and lack of trust between the leaders, Edwin MacPhisto and Spider Nekura. Nekura suffered an upset loss to Strangler and his buddy Stryke, and that, coupled with the other things mentioned, brings us to a huge main event. Can Strangler simply manhandle the SWF’s major competition to his stable? Will Spider and Edwin be able to coexist in a match where it’s perfectly ok for them to fight each other? Will that rocky alliance survive this huge main event?? Only time shall tell… - Match Description – DQs and countouts are in effect. All three men are in the ring at one time, and the first to score a pinfall, submission, or KO is the winner. - Word Limit: 6500 - Send to Suicide King
Guest Muzz Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 "On Storm, Ketchum demanded vengeance for being screwed out of the hardcore title, and we guess for his girl being abused" That is gold. Great card Thugg, I loves the main event, and the hide and seek match should be... uh... I'll think of a word later.
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Suing the company if she miscarriages! LOL!!! Jeez, make comments about him not being able to move, defy his ability on the lawn, kick him in the nuts... and finally the guy snaps and books you in this match. What a world. Spider and Edwin in the Main Event... a rock of the world. Not many have a better won/loss record against Edwin then Spider does... this should be great. Matches all around look great. I suppose Frost and I should bandage our heads up. Blarg *Finds the title belt holding up some stripper's bigass titties... BONG*
Guest midnight_burn Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Yay @ having a singles match. Sure, i'll be brutally beaten at the hands of Thoth, but at least it's not in a tag match, like most of my matches have been lately.
Guest TheBostonStrangler Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 (Y) @ two main events for me in a row. I think I'm gonna deport Wilson or something. And the rest of the card looks great as well. The Hide and Seek match, Xero getting destroyed by Lerrin, and Thoth/Stryke are all gonne be quality matchups. This main event should be a lotta fun to write.
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Six gnarly match-ups! I've never faced Strangler, and I had to no-show the last time I faced Spider...so this should be, in a word, totally sweet. Tons of story stuff here too. PMs in your boxes, guys.
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 so this should be, in a word, totally sweet. Wait...isn't that like...*counts on his fingers*...TWO words? Woah.
Guest HVilleThugg Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Due date switched! They are due on the 15th...not the 14th! Sorry for the mistake...it was like 5am and I was dead tired. Remember...that's Monday the 15th, not Monday the 14th because then you'd be sending them to another dimension. Da "correct" H
Guest Tod deKindes Posted July 13, 2002 Report Posted July 13, 2002 Who's posting the show? I have a proposal which I'll send via PM to the man in question...
Guest Coffin Surfer Posted July 14, 2002 Report Posted July 14, 2002 Wahoo! Thank you so much for giving me the weekend off, cause I know for a fact I wouldn't be able to write. I feel for the poor guys that have to write 5000 and 6500 words. Just a quick question, why is there such a huge difference in time between Smarkdown and Storm.
Guest chirs3 Posted July 14, 2002 Report Posted July 14, 2002 People generally have more free time on the weekends. People can write less on week days, so they get more of them.
Guest HVilleThugg Posted July 14, 2002 Report Posted July 14, 2002 There's only a one day difference. It just seems longer...but really, it's only one day. Unfortunately, there's only 7 days in a week, so the split is 3-4...if only they'd add that 8th day...you know...HardcoreSexday...you know, the day where everyone on earth gets laid...well, everyone except for Jay Dawg. Yeah...I remembered that you can't write for Smarkdowns....so....boom. Actually Danny...the word limit isn't the mandatory writing amount....you don't have to write that much. Most people like having more words to work with so that they can have more room to operate within their match. I've always found it much harder to prune a match than bulk it up. Besides, given the nature of the angles going on, more words allow people to do what they want to do storyline wise, as well as have a good match...therefore, I felt the matches warranted the 5000 and 6000 word limits. Da "so wise" H
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted July 14, 2002 Report Posted July 14, 2002 Except for Jay Dawg? Only in your little Lawntrix world Thugg... and then, it's not getting laid... it's like cyber sex. Bitch.
Guest Spider_Nekura Posted July 14, 2002 Report Posted July 14, 2002 I feel for the poor guys that have to write 5000 and 6500 words. I feel for me too. Gah.
Guest HVilleThugg Posted July 14, 2002 Report Posted July 14, 2002 I don't know who's posting the show yet. I suppose send stuff to me for now, and when Stubby gets on, he'll either confirm that or will tell you otherwise. Da "sorry for not answering before" H
Guest HVilleThugg Posted July 15, 2002 Report Posted July 15, 2002 ATTENTION!! All Smarkdown related items must be sent to me, HVilleThugg. I've got one promo that was sent to Stubby, but if you have anymore, send them to me! I will be posting the show. Also, I'm booking Storm, so if you need the show off or something, send that to me as well. Also, they show may be a bit late tonight (by my standards at least) because my marking load just got doubled. So, don't wait up...I guess. Da "it's gettin' hot in herre" H
Guest Ash Ketchum Posted July 16, 2002 Report Posted July 16, 2002 Cool. I'm gonna go write some stuff for SJL Wrath tomorrow. It is at my house, after all.
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