Smarkdown! Predictions

[Guest chirs3]

Singles Match

Frost vs. Mercury

 

-----> Hrrrm... I'll say it's pretty close, and leave it at that.

 

Singles Match

Xero vs. Lerrin Breggan

 

-----> After a somewhat lackluster intro, I'm hoping Breggan can bring the goods.

 

Tag Team Match

Chris Raynor/El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Tom Flesher/Fallout

 

-----> Oh, you crappy Creative Control you...

 

Bar Brawl/Hide N’ Seek Match for the SWF Hardcore Title

Jay Dawg© vs. Ash Ketchum

 

-----> I am SO looking forward to this... GO ASH!

 

No-DQ Match

Thoth vs. Stryke

 

-----> Thoth ownz the Stryker... or not. No, I predict Thoth.

 

Non-Title Three-Way Match

Edwin MacPhisto vs. The Boston Strangler vs. Spider Nekura

 

-----> Oooooh... I'm, of course, predicting Edwin, but I won't be surprised a bit if Nekura pulls it out. If Strangler does, I'll be surprised, but not in a "Strangler sucks, how'd he win" kind of way... ok, I'm just burying myself, so I'll stop.

[Guest Ace309]

The Predictions Of Superiority, Special Mr. Galatea Edition

 

Singles Match

Frost vs. Mercury

- Frost, with an Early Winter/Nutshot combo.

 

Singles Match

Xero vs. Lerrin Breggan

- I haven't seen Breggan's work, so no prediction, other than it ends on a nutshot.

 

Tag Team Match

Chris Raynor/El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Tom Flesher/Fallout

- Ay ay ay! Mi testiculas!

 

Bar Brawl/Hide N’ Seek Match for the SWF Hardcore Title

Jay Dawg© vs. Ash Ketchum

- Ash wins the belt. Jay Dawg gets a nutshot from one of the strippers.

 

No-DQ Match

Thoth vs. Stryke

- Thoth, with a Riot Of The Blood that turns the cradle into a nutshot.

 

Non-Title Three-Way Match

Edwin MacPhisto vs. The Boston Strangler vs. Spider Nekura

- Ooh, tough to call. I'm going to go with Edwin, with an Encore Nutshot.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Singles Match

Frost vs. Mercury

-Frosty

 

Singles Match

Xero vs. Lerrin Breggan

-I know nada aboot Xero, and nada aboot Lerrin. Lerrin is evidentially someone returning though, soooo.....GO BREGGAN!

 

Tag Team Match

Chris Raynor/El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Tom Flesher/Fallout

-Raynor and ELM...but DAMN YOU LUCHADORE FOR BEATING ME! Sure, it's my fault for procrastinating and not being 110%, or 100% for that matter, but still, DAMN YOU!!!

 

Bar Brawl/Hide N’ Seek Match for the SWF Hardcore Title

Jay Dawg© vs. Ash Ketchum

-God I hate JD. Ash, who WON'T give me a Vertebreaker from the apron.

 

No-DQ Match

Thoth vs. Stryke

-Meh. Stryke is good, but I'm not sure if he's Thoth level just yet. I'll play it safe and say "GO THOTH!"

 

Non-Title Three-Way Match

Edwin MacPhisto vs. The Boston Strangler vs. Spider Nekura

-Bah. Almost impossible to call. I really like Eddie Mac and the Stangler [snicker] and haven't read much about Spider, so I, for the first time in my life, am going to do the CIA pred...ah hell, I always predict. Eddie for the win, though I'm rooting for my stable mate and might be surprised by Neruka.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Singles Match

Frost vs. Mercury

-Open my big mouth and look where it gets me. I still need to read the show, but I know JD did me in big time. I can only hope I can bounce back here.

 

Singles Match

Xero vs. Lerrin Breggan

-Logical booking says Breggan gets the win in his first match to establish him.

BREGGAN

 

Tag Team Match

Chris Raynor/El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Tom Flesher/Fallout

-Looks like a great match on paper and despite some setbacks, the Carnies are still on a tear.

RAYNOR AND ELM

 

Bar Brawl/Hide N’ Seek Match for the SWF Hardcore Title

Jay Dawg© vs. Ash Ketchum

-This type of wild and wooly stip seems to favor Ash and his more creative (read: acid induced) hardcore style of writing.

ASH

 

No-DQ Match

Thoth vs. Stryke

-Should be a brutal beating as these two stack up well together. When in doubt, go with your buddies.

STRYKE

 

Non-Title Three-Way Match

Edwin MacPhisto vs. The Boston Strangler vs. Spider Nekura

-Edwin has been en fuego as of late and TBS and Spider are still shaking off a little ring rust.

EDWIN

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

Raynor, it's all good. Hell, I don't expect to win. But since you did insult me...

 

 

*BAH-GAWD STUNNER to Raynor*

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

Singles Match

Frost vs. Mercury

 

-----> I think that the M7 will come through here with the big win. (Y) @ Frost.

 

Singles Match

Xero vs. Lerrin Breggan

 

-----> I see the communist lumberjack himself, Lerrin Breggan, taking this one.

 

Tag Team Match

Chris Raynor/El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Tom Flesher/Fallout

 

-----> This one is probably going to the Carnies. But Fallout broke the tag match jinx, so maybe the Clan to continue on a roll.

 

Bar Brawl/Hide N’ Seek Match for the SWF Hardcore Title

Jay Dawg© vs. Ash Ketchum

 

-----> JD will rule this match.

 

No-DQ Match

Thoth vs. Stryke

 

-----> Let's see if Stryke can keep it going against Thoth.

 

Non-Title Three-Way Match

Edwin MacPhisto vs. The Boston Strangler vs. Spider Nekura

 

-----> I dunno....odds are against me here. Good luck to Spider and Edwin. And by the way, Edwin and Spider, I gave you guys trips to Tahiti. Just kick back, relax, and forget about writing....excellent.

[Guest chirs3]

Hey hey, I said NOT like "Stranger sucks, how'd he win". NOT like that.

 

*returns the stunner ten times over*

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

You think I care about your petty "facts" and what you "meant"? BAH!

 

*throws Raynor off a cliff*

[Guest midnight_burn]

Predictions. Oh yeah.

 

Singles Match

Frost vs. Mercury

-> Opening match fun, i'll go with Frost to get the duke here, though a Mercury win wouldn't surprise me.

 

Singles Match

Xero vs. Lerrin Breggan

-> Xero is good, but Lerrin seems to be something very good, so i'll go with Mr. Breggan here.

 

Tag Team Match

Chris Raynor/El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Tom Flesher/Fallout

-> Tag-arific. Flesher and Fallout are in tip-top form, as are Raynor and Mag. But the Carnies have been tag champs together before, so i'll go with them to win.

 

Bar Brawl/Hide N’ Seek Match for the SWF Hardcore Title

Jay Dawg© vs. Ash Ketchum

-> Perhaps i should cash in my Hardcore Title rematch at some point. his should be quite the contest, but i think Jay Dawg will keep the title around his waist here, coming out on top in this rather unique contest.

 

No-DQ Match

Thoth vs. Stryke

->Thoth to whoop my booty.

 

Non-Title Three-Way Match

Edwin MacPhisto vs. The Boston Strangler vs. Spider Nekura

-> One hell of a main event here. With Edwin, Strangler and Spider all going at it it should be one hell of a match, and it's anybody's game, but i think i'll go with Spider Nekura to grab the win here in a very close one.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Ain't no party like a me-coast party cause a me-coast party don't stop!

 

Singles Match

Frost vs. Mercury

-Get off your ass and write, Merc! If Merc writes like I know he can, I think he wins. But I'm going with Frost here, since it seems to be a big weekend in FWF and IWF.

 

Singles Match

Xero vs. Lerrin Breggan

-I've got a hunch, and that hunch says: Breggan. I'm mostly saying this because, like Merc, I don't think Xero will write. Prove me wrong and beat him, Xero!

 

Tag Team Match

Chris Raynor/El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Tom Flesher/Fallout

-Flesh-Out pulled a big win and peed all over the legacy of the tag curse on Storm, buuuut it's my boyz, man! Mah boyz! Carnie pride!

 

Bar Brawl/Hide N’ Seek Match for the SWF Hardcore Title

Jay Dawg© vs. Ash Ketchum

-Hide N' Seek goes to ash. Bar Brawl goes to JD. I think the Bar Brawl aspect is going to be more important, and that cage match was, to quote No Doubt, hella good, so JD pulls his second awesome defense in a week. Keep this up and history will be made...

 

No-DQ Match

Thoth vs. Stryke

-It's a goodie for sure, but Thoth is having too much fun with the way things are going now. He's got the urge, just like those shampoo people, so he wins. And cuts a throat or two for good measure.

 

Non-Title Three-Way Match

Edwin MacPhisto vs. The Boston Strangler vs. Spider Nekura

-Well, I haven't started writing yet, because I've been doing promos and, uh, seeing Reign of Fire. I work tomorrow afternoon, so this'll be a Sunday night job. Sometimes I write shit in one sitting, and sometimes I write gold. My hope is a win, but my guess is Spider to beat me. I don't really know what'll happen, but like Billy Dee Williams once said: I've got a baaaad feeling about this.

 

::blows up Milennium Falcon:: SUCK IT, KESSELL RUN.