Yesssss! Val Venis is defending America!

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Coming up on Velocity.. Test v. Valbowski

 

Who else should defend America but Sean Morley from Ontario?

 

I just find that funny

[Guest The Superstar]

SHUTUP! THIS SHOULD BE A GREAT MATCH AND YOU'RE RUINING THE MOOD!

 

Test is on my list for the top 10 workers in the WWE today!

[Guest CanadianChick]

Hey, this is the same company who had Edge celebrate Independance Day with HOgan by holding the AMERICAN flag. You know, the guy hailing from TORONTO!

[Guest The Superstar]

Val: "Test, I was born and raised in Canada. I love Canada."

 

::crowd boos::

 

Test: "..."

 

Venis: "But America is cool!"

 

::crowd cheers::

 

Test: "..."

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Hey, this is the same company who had Edge celebrate Independance Day with HOgan by holding the AMERICAN flag. You know, the guy hailing from TORONTO!

Yeah, well, Toronto is just trying to become an American city anyway. That's why they recently decided to make their 'burbs smell like garbage.

 

All they need to do is raise their crime rates a little and they will be within the standard to secede Canada and join.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

"Test! Test! This is a Test!"

 

Damnit Test, buy some Red Pants!

 

"I want to take the test!"

 

Test - "You know why America sucks? because a guy like me got screwed at the chapel almost three years ago, we don't have that in Canada"

[Guest CanadianChick]

Actually, Toronto is America-wannabe. But luckily for me, I live in Vancouver!

[Guest BifEverchad]

SHUTUP! THIS SHOULD BE A GREAT MATCH AND YOU'RE RUINING THE MOOD!

 

Test is on my list for the top 10 workers in the WWE today!

I never thought I'd say this, but I'm really startin' to dig Test. Since he debuted in 1999, I have HATED the guy. But recently, I'm getting into his ring work and he doesnt come off as such a dick anymore.

 

whoa, and now he looks to be growing in a real dope beard...

he MUST be a heel!

 

"....whatta ya talkin' aboot?"

- Test

 

[Guest The Superstar]

I wonder how poor Stacy Keibler must feel...I mean, Test states how much he hates America yet Stacy is AMERICAN! Yikes!

[Guest Hayabusa Moleman]

Isn't the character "Val Venis" from Las Vegas, thus making him American in storylines?

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

But luckily for me, I live in Vancouver!

I know this is going off-topic (sort of), but what part of Canada is the part that's filled with French people? Everytime I make jokes about French people to any Canadian friends of mine, they all go "No no no no no. We're not the state with all the Frenchies."

 

I never know anymore if they're telling the truth or just afraid to admit it so as to be spared all my jokes about French people.

[Guest The Superstar]

Dude...someone get a screen cap of Test screaming in that submission, his expression was fucking hilarious.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Quebec

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Ah, thanks.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Test:"America sucks!"

Stacy: "Uh Test, I AM American"

Test: "Um...except for your hometown, AMerica sucks!"

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

BOOOOO!!! a screwjob on Velocity! and the KICK OF FEAR~!

[Guest The Superstar]

TEST JOBS TWICE IN ONE TAPING.

 

At least one was by DQ. And BTW, what's with all these low blow DQ finishes?

 

Did Cole just call the Blue Thunder a "Spin-out powerbomb?

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Quebec? Eh, who cares about Canada anyway?

 

Yeah, that's right.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Quebec? Eh, who cares about Canada anyway?

 

Yeah, that's right.

BITCH~!

[Guest AM The Kid]

But luckily for me, I live in Vancouver!  

I know this is going off-topic (sort of), but what part of Canada is the part that's filled with French people? Everytime I make jokes about French people to any Canadian friends of mine, they all go "No no no no no. We're not the state with all the Frenchies."

 

We have provinces, not states.

 

 

-Toronto is trying to hard to be the 51st state of America

-The WWF has to seriously think about their storylines

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

We have provinces, not states.

You heard of CANADIAN VIOLENCE~! before?

 

We have AMERICAN IGNORANCE~!

[Guest CanadianChick]

-The WWF has to seriously think about their storylines

Seein that they have recently ignored important details and technicalitys, I would have to agree with you

[Guest BifEverchad]

But luckily for me, I live in Vancouver!  

I know this is going off-topic (sort of), but what part of Canada is the part that's filled with French people? Everytime I make jokes about French people to any Canadian friends of mine, they all go "No no no no no. We're not the state with all the Frenchies."

 

We have provinces, not states.

 

 

-Toronto is trying to hard to be the 51st state of America

-The WWF has to seriously think about their storylines

Thanks AM The Kid, someone had to say that...

 

States my ASS!

 

[Guest CanadianChick]

We have AMERICAN IGNORANCE~!

Thats a change for someone from America to say that. Well at least you aren't ingnorant about your ignorance!

[Guest AM The Kid]

Thank you.

 

And believe me, I know American Ignorance...I hear it everyday on this board. *Thumbs up, cheap Canadian pop.*

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

States rule!

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

States my ASS!

It all depends on how you've been brought up and educated. Someday I'm sure you'll slip up and say something like "The province of Mississippi" and we'll be even.

[Guest AM The Kid]

BifEverchad...is the girl in your avatar and sig that VJ from Much Music?

[Guest Hitman Jebus]

Speaking on behalf of Quebecers everywhere: Learn your provinces, Ignoramus!!!

 

We're handsome...We're brave...We're strong

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

We're not the Mounties!