Yesssss! Val Venis is defending America!

[Guest BifEverchad]

BifEverchad...is the girl in your avatar and sig that VJ from Much Music?

Oh yes...yes, it is.

MY Future wife......the lovely, the talented, larger than life goddess

 

Miss Amanda Walsh!

 

 

(How many times do people ask me about her in my sig/av anyways?)

 

[Guest CanadianChick]

BifEverchad...is the girl in your avatar and sig that VJ from Much Music?

Yeha...its that Amanda girl..(sorry I dont' know her last name.)

 

Edit: sorry, didn't know you answered Bifeverchad

[Guest AM The Kid]

Français Stupide

[Guest CanadianChick]

Français Stupide

don't ya mean "français est stupide" ?

[Guest AM The Kid]

Hell no, just proving how my parents forcing me to take french the past 4 years has done fuck-all and how I'll never use it.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Yeha, my parents make me take French too...I wanted to take Spanish dammit!

[Guest BifEverchad]

Français Stupide

don't ya mean "français est stupide" ?

Hmmm....

 

do I smell a new Canadian alliance here on the smartmarks board?

 

 

is AM the Kid and Candianchick with me?

[Guest CanadianChick]

Hell ya!

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Fuck spanish! Damn language is too hard.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Fuck spanish! Damn language is too hard.

What's the point of taking another language anywayz? English rules!

[Guest BifEverchad]

In-deed!

English DOES rule.....

 

and so does Canada!

 

 

so um, CandianChick (and AM the Kid?) let's get a sig happenin'...

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Fuck spanish! Damn language is too hard.

What's the point of taking another language anywayz? English rules!

I kinda have to. I AM hispanic and the majority of my family isn't too familar with English. Damn other languages that I don't know. But if I know them, then they're cool. Unless they look at me the wrong way, then we've got a problem.

 

I dunno.

[Guest CanadianChick]

sounds good....got any ideas?

[Guest Grenouille]

Fuck spanish! Damn language is too hard.

What's the point of taking another language anywayz? English rules!

French isn't that bad. Growing up in Maine, which may as well be another province of Canada, speaking French has always been normal thing. The weird thing is when I talk with my parents I switch from one to the other in the middle of a sentence. Other than those instances or when I'm in the Quebec city area do I ever use French.

 

So where would the Franco-American fit in?

[Guest BifEverchad]

sounds good....got any ideas?

Well.....whatta ya think?

 

[Guest Hitman Jebus]

I feel like everyone's against me:

 

--> A Quebecer who speaks both French and Spanish

 

 

Learning is fundamental...or something like that so learn some languages and put some culture into your meaningless mutt lives

[Guest CanadianChick]

bifeverchild....how do I get that to my sig?

[Guest BifEverchad]

bifeverchild....how do I get that to my sig?

I just messaged you the details...

 

 

and its BifEverCHAD.....not "child"

hehe

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Bifeverchild? LOL

[Guest SuperTonyJaymz]

oh god..i think we have seen tthe seeds of hate and war be sown here tonight. Vince, what have you down. First it starts as an "angle", canda vs. america, but then the candians get all proud and happy about it, which pisses off the americans. One maple leaf joke gone too far, and Canada sends not one, not two, but TEN more Celine Dion to us. America's music airwaves will be destroyed. Radio will be no more.

 

in an act of great desperation, America sends Canada Carrot Top, raising the suicide rate of Canada up twofold. Pissed off Canada resorts to.....French Candians! A great legion of french canadians invade america, taking town after town, shooting the kneecaps off every single soldier, civilian, domestic pet that gets in their way.

 

America has a problem: How do you defeat a foe so short, so vile, so evil, so smelly like French Canadians? The Answer? Midgets~ Dubya Bush called forth every single Midget to go fight in the Can-Am war. Alas, Canada defeated America agin, as the midgets just weren't tough enough, even after being trained by Al Sarven. Canada took over most of the united States. States changed to provinces!

 

Beaten time after time....America had one, last reost. Nuclear Bomb? Monekys? No...something far greater in power....Dusty Rhodes! he was called the American Dweem for a reason folks! But how can one, allbeit large, man face off against an entire army?

 

The setting was New York City, in the province of New York. A Canadian Army of 10 Thousand canadians aginst one....Dusty Rhodes. The Canadians charged Dusty. Dusty stood his ground..really...he just stood there. Until he could see the whites of their eyes, if you weeel. Then, he turned around, bent over, and grapsed his finger. One pull of the finger later...the Canadians had been defeated.

 

But there was a problem. Dusty was too powerful. The noxous gas spread around the world, killing all in it's path.

 

Fast forward 10,000 years. The world has become a barren wasteland, of desert and very sparse forests and rivers. One species has taken control, asserted it self, throgh evolution. Chimps!

 

yes folks, that is how it happened, that right there lead to the Planet Of the Apes

 

in closing, i say, let us make peace, not war, and export only good entetainers, like Our Lady Peace and The Simpsons.

 

good night and god bless.

[Guest Phr33k]

Don't call Quebecers Frenchies, a lot of them don't even speak the language, although certain Quebec Politicians are aiming to change that. Boo, Bernard Landry.

 

Team Canada needs Jericho. Why? Because he's Jericho.

 

Other than that, Storm and Christian are gonna be excellent Tag champs, and Test is improving. Go Canada!

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Team Canada needs Jericho. Why? Because he's Jericho.

Nuff said.

[Guest Flyboy]

Team Canada needs Jericho. Why? Because he's Jericho.

Nuff said.

Team Canada doesn't need Jericho. Why?

 

Because Lance could get the stable over hugely like he did in WCW.

 

Nuff said.

[Guest M Nyland]

I have American Ignorance....but I got a 154 IQ on TheSpark...somehow...

 

 

so I can't be completely stupid....no wait...yeah I can...

 

 

 

I am not a person that gets into "worldy" stuff.....I can't name all the Canadian provinces... i've never had a need to know them...if I need to know them I will be able to spout them off in rapid succession...

 

and no...I don't blame Canada...I blame myself!

 

 

 

EDIT: I also used Quick Reply too early and missed just how funny STJ can be............

 

Team Canada doesn't need Jericho....Team Canada needs Johnny F'N Polo!

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Team Canada needs Jericho. Why? Because he's Jericho.

Nuff said.

Team Canada doesn't need Jericho. Why?

 

Because Lance could get the stable over hugely like he did in WCW.

 

Nuff said.

I actually agree that they don't need Jericho, but that quote sounded damn cool.

 

Jericho needs a better heel push. Why? Because he's Jericho.

 

The strap belongs on Jericho. Why? Because he's Jericho.

 

Steph needs to suck Jericho's Canadian meat missle. Why? Because he's Jericho.

 

See what I mean?

[Guest M Nyland]

I need a double quarterpounder with cheese! Why? Because he's Jericho!

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Team Canada needs Jericho. Why? Because he's Jericho.

Nuff said.

Team Canada doesn't need Jericho. Why?

 

Because Lance could get the stable over hugely like he did in WCW.

 

Nuff said.

I actually agree that they don't need Jericho, but that quote sounded damn cool.

 

Jericho needs a better heel push. Why? Because he's Jericho.

 

The strap belongs on Jericho. Why? Because he's Jericho.

 

Steph needs to suck Jericho's Canadian meat missle. Why? Because he's Jericho.

 

See what I mean?

Jericho needs to give me a few hundred bucks, why? because he's Jericho!

[Guest Flyboy]

Jericho does need a better heel push. Why? Because he's Jericho.

 

The strap doesn't belong on Jericho? Why? Because it belongs to RVD. Why else? Because the WWE has ton of building to do before they can.

 

Steph needs to suck MY meat missle? Why? Because I'm horny.

 

See what I mean?

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Exactly. He's gonna take over the world. Why? Because he's Jericho!

[Guest Flyboy]

Glad we have a understanding, my friend.

 

(Damn you reaching 3000 before me! You're holding me down! )