The Torrie Wilson Story

[Guest bob_barron]

JR: Aldo Montoya walking away from the WWE would be like John Wayne walking away from a fight. It just by gawd doesn't happen

[Guest Downhome]

I wonder what Dawn's right breast thought of the lollipop

Forget that, I wonder what the lollipop thought of Dawn Marie's right breast.

[Guest Downhome]

JR: Aldo Montoya walking away from the WWE would be like John Wayne walking away from a fight. It just by gawd doesn't happen

Oh my God, how funny that would be!

[Guest The Superstar]

Watching the RAW preview, they used a bad choice of words.

 

Shawn: "the nwo is going to *WALK* all over the competition (or whatever)"

 

Heh.

[Guest bob_barron]

They could've done this-

HBK: Triple H if you don't join us the nWo is gonna make you scream like this. (Steps on Nash)

Nash: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Guest Flyboy]

I wonder what Dawn's right breast thought of the lollipop

Forget that, I wonder what the lollipop thought of Dawn Marie's right breast.

Same thing my tongue would...

 

"My God.... this is so yummy!"

[Guest Downhome]

Watching the RAW preview, they used a bad choice of words.

 

Shawn: "the nwo is going to *WALK* all over the competition (or whatever)"

 

Heh.

Speaking of HBK, how stupid do you think he felt when he had to cut that promo after the main event ended? I'm sure he had second thoughts about even going through with it, as it made him and the nWo look like fools.

[Guest bob_barron]

We all know Bradshaw would want Harvard's BUTT

[Guest the pinjockey]

They could've done this-

HBK: Triple H if you don't join us the nWo is gonna make you scream like this. (Steps on Nash)

Nash: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

If that happened I don't think I would ever stop laughing.

[Guest bob_barron]

Bob Orton, Sr is a legend??? Never heard of him

[Guest The Electrifyer]

They could've done this-

HBK: Triple H if you don't join us the nWo is gonna make you scream like this. (Steps on Nash)

Nash: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

If that happened I don't think I would ever stop laughing.

Man, I'm still not laughing after just reading it!

[Guest bob_barron]

Does Cowboy Bob Orton still have the broken arm?

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

I'd imagine after 10 years of rehab, Orton's arm is almost healed for good.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

Bob Orton, Sr is a legend??? Never heard of him

Cowboy Bob Orton. You never heard of him?

[Guest bob_barron]

I think Bob Orton, Sr is the grandpa, Cowboy Bob is the father and Randy Orton is the current wrestler

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Bob Orton Sr isn't the same as Bob Orton Jr. Jr was with Roddy. Sr was... probably wrestling Bruno

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

 

*drools*

[Guest Flyboy]

JHawk is gonna kick your ass.

[Guest the pinjockey]

Stacy looks drunk as hell in that picture.

[Guest jester]

Watching the RAW preview, they used a bad choice of words.

 

Shawn: "the nwo is going to *WALK* all over the competition (or whatever)"

 

Heh.

Remember how HBK said that the match was a preview of what he could expect if he didn't join?

 

Triple H thinks "Oh no, they're all going to run at me and hurt themselves!"

 

jester

[Guest Nezbyte]

They could've done this-

HBK: Triple H if you don't join us the nWo is gonna make you scream like this. (Steps on Nash)

Nash: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

JHawk is gonna kick your ass.

JHawk doesn't have the nards! Stacy is mine, not his!

[Guest Flyboy]

You two fight over Stacy all you want...

 

But, Dawn is mine. Period.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

There are quite a few pictures of Dawn with no makeup on and they kind of turned me away from her for a while, but who cares, as long as she looks hot on TV. That ass is perfect.

[Guest Down Below]

They could've done this-

HBK: Triple H if you don't join us the nWo is gonna make you scream like this. (Steps on Nash)

Nash: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

If that happened I don't think I would ever stop laughing.

It works on so many levels....

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

me and Simon Diamond have planted our flags on Dawn Marie.. sorry..

 

 

but I know one person you can take...

 

 

He's so dreamy, right?

 

haha..

[Guest the pinjockey]

I think Bradshaw already planted his flag in Chr....I mean on Chris.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Bradshaw's bisexual, he won't mind. But only he can give the Clothesline from Hell to Chris Nowinski.

[Guest Flyboy]

jimmy no nose: I used to girls "not looking hot" without makeup. Actually, I prefer a woman who doesn't wear any. So, that doesn't really matter (I've seen her without it, too).

 

LesnarLunatic: You go back to orgasming for Brock, while I have my way with Dawn. Fuck Simon. And she's not yours... no, no, no.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Damnit! You just don't appriciate Brock! I'm sure if he had a set of tits, you'd be all over him.

 

Wait... that's fucked up... sorry.