The Torrie Wilson Story

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

I know one woman you won't have and I will...

 

[Guest bob_barron]

Ummm dude- Tina Fey is mine.

 

She's hugged me on three seperate occasions.

 

So DON'T even think about it.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

She was only being nice to you.. she's mine!

[Guest Flyboy]

Have you puny Fey, but right behind Dawn is....

 

[Guest bob_barron]

I will kill Brock Lesnar just to spite you if you even attempt to go after her.

 

Tina likes me, knows my name and has initiated conversation with me.

 

Now can you dig that

 

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKA

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Brock Lesnar would whup ya! he used to box cows on his farm in South Dakota!

 

yeah.. really!

 

you ever see a man give F5 to a horse?

 

Fey is mine, so is Stacy, Dawn and Jackie Gayda!

[Guest Flyboy]

Fey is mine, so is Stacy, Dawn and Jackie Gayda!

Ummm... no. Dawn's mine. Period.

 

And Jackie...?

 

Ewww....

[Guest bob_barron]

You can have your Jackie.

You can have your Dawn.

You can have your Stacey.

 

But Tina Fey had been, is and will always be-

 

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!

 

I'll just send Triple H after Brock.

 

Me: Hey Triple H- that Brock dude- He likes Chris Jericho

Triple H: No-uh. He-uh must-uh like-uh me!

Me: Get Suzy Sledge and do get him!

 

I mean this is the man who no-sold death

[Guest Sturgis]

Remember how HBK said that the match was a preview of what he could expect if he didn't join?

 

Triple H thinks "Oh no, they're all going to run at me and hurt themselves!"

 

 

Am I the only person who thought that Maven should have choked on that pen during Divas Undressed?

 

 

In tonights episode I've learned the following:

1. Torrie is really boring

2. The realations of the Samonans is now mre confusing

3. Bradshaw is bisexual

4. Big Show sucks at basketball

5. Bradshaw likes ugly black chicks

6. Mene Gene is a great singer

7. Dawn= Best. Ass. Ever.

 

Fuck school I'm getting my edumacation from WWE.

[Guest Jerome Drake]

OMG! I almosted choked on my Sprite when Bradshaw admitted to being Bi.

[Guest bob_barron]

I learned I may have to kill Lesnar Lunatic

[Guest bob_barron]

Chris Harvard almost choked on Bradshaw's cock.

 

and Faarooq said: Damn

[Guest jimmy no nose]

OMG! I almosted choked on my Sprite when Bradshaw admitted to being Bi.

This coming from the guy who finds Reggie Miller attractive.

 

Sorry, couldn't help it.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

Damn, Bradshaw said he's bi-

 

HHH once said he was bi (and it wasn't lingual)

 

No wonder Vince makes out with all the women in WWE -- he's probably the only st8 guy there...

[Guest Jerome Drake]

OMG! I almosted choked on my Sprite when Bradshaw admitted to being Bi.

This coming from the guy who finds Reggie Miller attractive.

 

Sorry, couldn't help it.

No, i said IF I WAS GAY.

 

Plus that was joke.

 

 

Jermanie O'Neal is the real hansome man!

[Guest jester]

OMG! I almosted choked on my Sprite when Bradshaw admitted to being Bi.

Bradshaw = Bi Cowboy Eating Pudding

 

jester

[Guest ShamRock]

When did Bradshaw say he was bisexual?

[Guest Shaved Bear]

when bradshaw said that i did a double take and choked on the creme saver i was enjoying

[Guest TheBlurricane]

During the basketball game on Confidential Bradshaw said...

 

"I'm bisexual I can shoot with both hands"

 

and I think Linda's kinda cute.

[Guest EricMM]

you ever see a man give F5 to a horse?

 

I'm sorry just the image..

 

Brock: Grunt

Horse: NEEEIGH

*Ka-Thud*

[Guest Vern Gagne]

GENE MENTIONS VIDEO GAMES!

 

Next week: Booker T vs. X-Pac in madden 2002

From 1wrestling

 

X-Pac has pulled out of next week's Madden 2002 Game against Booker T. X-Pac showed up backstage complaining of a hangnail. Alot of people backstage are questioning the injury, but friends of X-Pac say the hangnail has been a problem for a few weeks know.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

X-Pac has pulled out of next week's Madden 2002 Game against Booker T. X-Pac showed up backstage complaining of a hangnail. Alot of people backstage are questioning the injury, but friends of X-Pac say the hangnail has been a problem for a few weeks know.

Well, I remember during the Axxess package they ran at X8, Booker whipped some kid's BUTT at SmackDown 3 using Chris Benoit.

 

That's obviously a threat to X-Pac, so the Clique will have to campaign for Booker to have some kind of disadvantage.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

who the hell is this chick anyway? Cuz she's really not that hot.

[Guest Nevermortal]

I'd like to see Test take on Booker T. Remember when Test was furiously playing Wrestlemania 2000 while ignoring Stephanie? That's dedication.

[Guest The Superstar]

That's Ryan Starr I believe.

 

 

And I remember Test playing Wrestlemania 2000...bwahahaha.

[Guest Brian]

"That's obviously a threat to X-Pac, so the Clique will have to campaign for Booker to have some kind of disadvantage."

 

You mean a disadvantage like by having him use people like Nash and X-Pac.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

Damn, somone beat me to it!

[Guest Flyboy]

That's Ryan Starr I believe.

It is..

[Guest The Superstar]

::Reads Flyboy's sig.::

 

::clicks on Dawn Marie's ass many times::

 

::runs away::

[Guest Flyboy]

Damnit, you fucking bastard you! >_<