Guest LesnarLunatic Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Leonardo Dicaprio revisits his days filming "Titanic", before the accident... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheyCallMeMark Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Bob Holly's bee sting allergies cause him to swell to enourmous proportions as Paul Heyman looks on in horror. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Heyman-'Dammit Brock, how many times have I told you? Just cos the Golddust's Titan Tron makes you feel funny, it doesn't mean you should rip it down! I should know dammit!' Brock-'Ruthless Agression!' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LesnarLunatic Report post Posted July 16, 2002 I gave it the caption of "Oh Canada! Oh Canada! We stand on guard for thee!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Paul: You know, Brock, if that wasn't hollow alluminum, people might care. Brock: Me no over? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted July 16, 2002 1. HULK SMASH~!~ 2. Heyman: Brock, why are you holding onto that piece of the TitanTron set? Brock: Brock have to squeeze out big turd...it hurt...RUTHLESS AGGRESSION~!~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EQ Report post Posted July 16, 2002 1. HULK SMASH~!~ I second this one... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted July 16, 2002 AS has it best Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Sanctuary, sanctuary, SANCTUARY! ::goes and rings the churchbells afterwards:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted July 16, 2002 COMCAST CABLE REP: "Want to avoid a fuzzy picture like this? Then sign up for Comcast Digital Cable...since we have a monopoly in most areas, we can get away with treating our non digtial customers like this in order to more or less force them to pay the higher price for better service" Not funny...but true Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jerome Drake Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Brock: Roar! Hulk Smash n Bash! Roar! Paul Heyman: E C FUCKING W, THE WHOLE F'N SHOW, JIM ROSS IS A FAT PIG, ECW, DUDLEYS 11 TIME ECW TAG CHAMPIONS, THE MAN BEAST, ECW, ROB VAN DAM, THE INNOVATER OF VIOLANCE, ECW, GORE GORE GORE, THE NEXT BIG THING, ECW, THE ALLIANCE, THE BILLION DOLLAR PRINCESS, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ram Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Narrator: Introducing the invisible Bradshaw! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M Nyland Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Heyman: I can't believe you got this on Ebay for 30 bucks...I have a few hundred laying around...I could rebuild ECW...and you could come to! Brock: Can Bradshaw come? Heyman (shifty eyed): Sure he can...in more ways than one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jerome Drake Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Narrator: Introducing the invisible Bradshaw! BEST ONE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Brock: "HEY YOU GUYS!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheDames7 Report post Posted July 16, 2002 "You're SURE Mark Henry got over like this Paul?" Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gwf0704 Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Heyman "Brock, Bradshaw says he wants to be the one that gets tied up and branded tonight" Lesnar "MMMMM" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Sault, Euthanasia, Crand, and Ram all have top honors in my opinion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Austin3164life Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Brock: Do Brock look like Flexy Lexy Luger yet? Heyman: Nah, your fake boobs ain't getting their bounce on! Brock: Brock try harder!! Mraaghh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Hey, everyone is stealing my Brock Caveman Speak ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Hey, everyone is stealing my Brock Caveman Speak ™! That means you got it over, AS. Consider it a complement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Vanilla Midget Report post Posted July 16, 2002 The Vanilla Gorilla channels Donkey Kong Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Brock - Brock no want lift set! Brock want do Happy Dance on TV! Paul - Soon, soon, ok! Sometimes I wish ECW was still around.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Off topic, but still. Am I the only one who INSTANTLY thinks of "Ludvig Lesnar" whenever I see this guy? Don't get me wrong, I really enjoy watching him on TV, it's just, I can't NOT think of Mr. Ludvig when I see him! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest saturnmark4life Report post Posted July 16, 2002 I CALLED HIM LUDVIG LESNAR!!!! ha. that's creepy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted July 16, 2002 I vote for AS' "Me no over" and Nevermortal's post to be nominated as the best ones..."BROCK WANT DO HAPPY DANCE"... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted July 16, 2002 Brock: How did I go from 2002 KOTR to setting up the titantron in a month? Paul: Oh, Triple H said that you needed to pay your dues. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted July 16, 2002 No quote from me, I'm an unoriginal bastard. Just wanted to say that... Brock: "HEY YOU GUYS!" ... resulted in Dr. Pepper on the keyboard. You little fucker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted July 16, 2002 No quote from me, I'm an unoriginal bastard. Just wanted to say that... Brock: "HEY YOU GUYS!" ... resulted in Dr. Pepper on the keyboard. You little fucker. Sorry chirs *snickers* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites