Guest BrandonKos Report post Posted July 17, 2002 I used to watch Raw because HHH wasn't on the show and didn't watch Smackdown because he was - and because all of the talented guys were made to look like fools. Now it looks like HHH is gonna be the main guy on Raw with Steph the main FUCKING BITCH ASS WHORE CAMERA HOGGING CUNTRAG SLUT on Smackdown. Gee, where is a wrestling fan to turn? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheSmarkzone Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Dammit...they've got us cornered. RAW = HHH making everybody look like shit and Smackdown! = 8 Stephanie segments per show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Stephanie: My first order of business- Funaki and Jericho come out here and wrestle. (Two minutes later) Cole: Funaki pinned Jericho. Tazz: You know what- that wasn't an upset. Jericho is beneath Funaki Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smeghead Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Heh, that's true about Steph being gone for good. The Funker came back, so did Flair. Then again, STEPHANIE IS NOT RIC F'N FLAIR!!! That's true about Funk and Flair. But both were gone for many years before they returned. Logic gap? Yes. But because of the long time span, most people probably forgot about it. Steph was gone for four smegging months. I don't think people are stupid enough to forget something that happened just four months ago. I wonder if they'll even bother to mention that on Smackdown. And pinjockey, I'll give Steph credit when she spends some of daddy's money wisely and gets herself some acting lessons. Until then, forget it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the pinjockey Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Dammit...they've got us cornered. RAW = HHH making everybody look like shit and Smackdown! = 8 Stephanie segments per show. This is the end..dundundun...my only friend the end. I will read SD spoilers and peek in on Raw at work but I won't be watching religiously for the near future. This board is going to be much more entertaining than the actual product we discuss how sad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Im happy....Steph is hot....it makes up for her taking all that time up on my TV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Dammit...they've got us cornered. RAW = HHH making everybody look like shit and Smackdown! = 8 Stephanie segments per show. This is the end..dadada...my only friend the end. The Doors = Ratings Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Nooooooooooooooooooooo! Why God Why? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the pinjockey Report post Posted July 17, 2002 If Jim Morrison was to come back to life and wrestle the dead man walking for the title I would sure as hell watch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the pinjockey Report post Posted July 17, 2002 The worst part is people are going to be yelling at Steph to get the fuck out of the ring and she is just going to run to daddy and be like "See daddy they hate me I am a good heel lets base another WM ME around me. I'm a heel I'm a heel YAAAAAYYYYYYYYY" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Creepy Crawl Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Well this kinda sucks in a way ........ but then again its better than having Dusty . The only thing I like about it is that I can see her tig ol bitties again and that IS A GOOD THING . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Can we start a campaign for anybody attending SmackDown to read the paper and keep thir mouths shut when Stephanie appears? ANYTHING to prevent them from thinking our booing is heel heat? Thank God Dr. Tom's the one who has to deal with her shit. I'll take HHH if Steph's the other option, thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KingOfOldSchool Report post Posted July 17, 2002 I saw it coming. I should've known better than to have hope in the WWF. One step forward, two steps back. Granted, I think Steph is hot, but every single fucking time she re-debuts on tv, it's overkill, and I get sick of her act a couple weeks later. Why couldn't it have been the one McMahon I can stand, in Shane? But FUCK NO. It makes too much sense to do that, and logic is rare in the WWF. If it weren't for the cruiserweights, Team Canada, Angle and Jericho, I'd have no reason to watch Smackdown; even moreso than before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phr33k Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Actually, they're building Bischoff up to be the heel in the Bischoff vs. Steph wars. That would, technically, make Steph the face in the matter. Also, there may not be a logic gap in a Bischoff/Steph feud, because Steph could still be pissed at Bischoff for nearly running her dear old dad out of business. We all know how the On-Air Steph holds a grudge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheSmarkzone Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Funk and Flair were never "banned forever". Big difference. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cactus Clothesline Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Everyone who is upset with the lifetime ban stipulation needs to chill. Who made this stipulation? Was it anyone with any on-air power? Was it Vince McMahon? Nope. If I recall, it was more like a "gentlemens" agreement between Hunter and Steph: HHH - "If I pin you, you're off of WWF TV for good!" Steph - "Okay!" This basically comes down to Steph keeping her word. Hello, she's a heel and heels lie, cheat, and whatever else. Of course you knew it wouldn't last when it happened so to be upset about it is stupid. Hopefully this will lead to the only rehash/retread that would be worth a damn. Not the Horseman, not DX, not the nWo, not the Hart Foundation / Team Canada, but the McMahon/Helmsley Facgime, baby!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JericholicEdgeHead Report post Posted July 17, 2002 OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!! Shoot me please!! I've enjoyed these last months w/o Steph, and what do they do? cram her right back in our faces! What were they thinking?? BRING ON SHANE!!! But, if Steph's agreeing w/Shane that Bischoff is a parasite, does anyone see "co-gm's" for smackdown? Or at least Shane being her "right" hand man?? I can see that coming. There goes Edge's small push, and Jericho, the poor man, he'll be lucky if he gets a push again. It's all about who's screwin who, sad that, that's what the WWE has come too. I was crossin my fingers for Mick!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheSmarkzone Report post Posted July 17, 2002 I like Shane. Most people like Shane. Nobody likes anything about Steph except for her fake tits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Prince Paul Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Well, we speculated this would happen, and happened it has. And they say that "we're" too cynical about everything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smeghead Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Actually, they're building Bischoff up to be the heel in the Bischoff vs. Steph wars. That would, technically, make Steph the face in the matter. Steph a face? Yeah, that would work. Wait...this could work to our advantage. If they try to turn Steph into a face, and the crowd continues to boo her (which they likely will), maybe they'll finally realize that the heat she gets is legit, and they'll get her off TV and keep her off this time. Then again, Vince is a nepotistic fuck and will probably keep her on anyway. On a side note, has there ever been this many posts in such a short time in a spoiler thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the pinjockey Report post Posted July 17, 2002 I still want to know who was sitting around in the back and thought to themselves "Hmmm we need a ratings boost....I got it...Stephanie McMahon vs. Eric Bischoff". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Brian Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Why didn't they go Shane? It would have made so much sense after the father-son conversation on RAW. And it would have meant so much between brands, and despite people complaining about his promo, he could tie that all into the deal by making the two shows seem to be competitive. Slowly Bischoff gains power and works his way to the inside while Shane tries to make Bischoff his bitch by putting on better shows and booking better matches. And Shane's already in face mode, so why not? It makes so much fucking sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Maybe we'll luck out and They'll retape it tomorrow (Like they did with the Knobe debut) and Steph will be replaced with Mick Foley. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 17, 2002 There goes Edge's small push, Hmm, maybe this isn't as bad as we first thought... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vyce Report post Posted July 17, 2002 I'm convinced. Vince has finally gone senile and is actively trying to put HIMSELF out of business. Why not? There's no one left. Might as well kill his promotion too. He IS the proverbial snake that devours its own tail. To those who are watching Smackdown for Team Canada & the cruisers.....guess who'll probably get the boot to Velocity now that the bitch goddess is around to insert herself into 8 segments a show? I fucking hate all of you who go, "Well, she's hot, so this ain't that bad." FUCK YOU. Eva Braun may have been a fine piece of Aryan ass. Wouldn't have quite covered up her sins though. There is only one quote appropriate for this announcement. I cite Nicholas Cage, from the movie Moonstruck: "Get me the big knife, I'm gonna cut my throat!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the pinjockey Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Actually Edge is still a WWF creation so Vince will make him get pushed more most likely. Others will be scaled back in his place. Maybe they will move him to Raw where he can be put in the top face role instead of RVD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Why didn't they go Shane? It would have made so much sense after the father-son conversation on RAW. And it would have meant so much between brands, and despite people complaining about his promo, he could tie that all into the deal by making the two shows seem to be competitive. Slowly Bischoff gains power and works his way to the inside while Shane tries to make Bischoff his bitch by putting on better shows and booking better matches. And Shane's already in face mode, so why not? It makes so much fucking sense. You're not using WWE logic, Brian.. You're not using WWE logic.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Brian Report post Posted July 17, 2002 But even WWE logic should have said they teased Shane on RAW, they swerve us and deliver on SmackDown. Sometimes WWE logic leads to real logic. I think that this is more of a "Steph is Head Booker" logic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Actually Edge is still a WWF creation so Vince will make him get pushed more most likely. Others will be scaled back in his place. Maybe they will move him to Raw where he can be put in the top face role instead of RVD. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW CRAP! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Brian Report post Posted July 17, 2002 Don't worry, Angle's still a WWE creation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
