Guest NazMistry Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 me having anal sex with Goldberg 'flow, you've just beat Dames for the Most Disgustingly Personal Confession Made on a Messageboard. We're never going to let you live that one down, heh heh heh. Anyway, I'm going to bed (no! wait... NOOOOO!), but for the record I was giving, then when I was done he flipped me down and sat on me (!) then I woke up... and I was umm... never mind, let's just say that I couldn't believe it either! What the hell?!?
Guest Intimacy Goblin Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 The one dream I remember that was truly odd was full of toast. My father had made my family scrambled eggs for dinner that night, so naturally, we had toast. Then I went to bed. I remember in the dream that I was walking out into the kitchen, and the kitchen was filled with toast. I mean FILLED. Toast in piles on the counters, toast on the floor, the toaster oven jam-packed with toasting bread. It was odd. And is there some kind of crown we could give to evenflowDDT for having the weirdest fucking dream I've ever heard of?
Guest Flyboy Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 Wouldn't be so sure.. Because I once had this dream where I was with this hot chick in a elevator. We're alone... but to go at it, and when I take her skirt off.. she's a dude. But, the Goldberg stuff... was... o_O
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 i once had a dream where Saddamm Hussein tried to blow up Giants Stadium during a MetroStars (MLS) game, but i said why bother...only 400 people would be there, and he then said I was right and left second dream where the United States was invaded by Brazil
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 Anyone have a dream in which you knew it was a dream, but you didn't *know* it was a dream? Sorta like a dream within a dream... and when you found out that you were dreaming within that dream you tried to dream up some sexy ladies? OOOR, has anyone ever had a dream and like a few months later it actually came true? It's not like something that you have the dream and know it will come true, its more like it you have deja vu and think 'hey, i've dreamt this before'. ???
Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 well i once dreamed i would see something happen in school the next day, a kid waving his arms and lo and behold it came true
Guest -Cutthroat- Posted July 19, 2002 Report Posted July 19, 2002 This IS true. I dreamed' I broke me right arm, and the next day...yeah...
Guest Flyboy Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 Anyone have a dream in which you knew it was a dream, but you didn't *know* it was a dream? Sorta like a dream within a dream... and when you found out that you were dreaming within that dream you tried to dream up some sexy ladies? OOOR, has anyone ever had a dream and like a few months later it actually came true? It's not like something that you have the dream and know it will come true, its more like it you have deja vu and think 'hey, i've dreamt this before'. ??? Yeah... I've done both. Especially the second one.. I dream stuff and it comes true sooner or later. Weird.
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 i hate dreams that seem so real when you wake up that you have check what is going on. what a shitty way to start the morning.
Guest Flyboy Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 I know what you mean... in dreams that I die in, when I do wake up.. I'm like... ".... woah."
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 my fucked up dreams have convinced me that I was dating a girl who I would never consider dating and I actually checked if she was in my apartment when I woke up.
Guest Flyboy Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 I once had a dream that my great-grandmother had died and it was so real. I woke up and immediately RAN to her house... she was just fine. Fucking dream.
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 holy, obviously you know exactly what I'm talking about. shit like that tends to haunt me for the longest time and I can't figure out why.
Guest Flyboy Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 Yeah... I know what you mean. Although, it doesn't mess with me much.. except for the majority of that day.
Guest dreamer420 Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 the last dream that i was just talking about happened on monday I think and it is still fucking with me.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 ::collapses with laughter:: Hey, be careful with Goldberg, he's known to be pretty stiff in the heat of things. ::laughs more, cries from laughing, points at efDDT while laughing:: A guy once tried to shoplift a copy of Universal Soldier 2 from a Blockbuster near here (true story)... now I wonder, what the hell were you doing so far from home? ::starts turning red from incessant laughter, then blue:: I mean, I know your screen name is the finishing move of a wrestler widely rumored to be a homo, but come on! ::laughs until he stops typing:: You forgot one... how about "Goldberg is evenflow's Deep Dick Trap"? Oh, and on the subject of dreams within dreams, I hate those. Once I had a dream, within a dream, within a dream. I realized it by the end because I woke up somewhere different than I fell asleep, although it's not like that's never happened in real life either Anyway, last night I was influenced by this thread and recent comments by my friend to dream a dream that I actually remembered! And no, it didn't have Goldberg in it, but it did have Chyna (though thankfully not as a sex partner ). Instead, she was in a return match as a cruiserweight and gave Rey Misterio Jr. a Space Flying Tiger Drop, then did a handstand for a cover, except she had her legs on the ropes... I dunno, it was weird. Oh, since I guess I can't get any worse a reputation, in the Freudian department I also dreamt that I was watching my best friend have sex with some girl I didn't recognize (but she wasn't his girlfriend!).
Guest fk teale Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 I mean, I know your screen name is the finishing move of a wrestler widely rumored to be a homo, but come on! ::laughs until he stops typing:: At least he didn't turn off a movie featuring a naked Rose McGowan. Also, if you're having trouble remembering dreams, there are techniques that might help.
Guest alfdogg Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 me having anal sex with Goldberg Somebody's getting a new custom title at Vanilla Midgets...
Guest J*ingus Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 At least he didn't turn off a movie featuring a naked Rose McGowan. Oh, don't EVEN bring that up, any sane man with good taste in cinema would've done the same thing, and accepted the horrific case of blueballs as a necessary sacrifice. And no, you're never getting your tapes, I'm keeping them forever, mwahahaha! (actually, I've been so broke that I didn't have postage money, send me your new address)
Guest Vern Gagne Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 I killed Al Gore with a paint scraper. But it turned out it was an evil look alike. A few days ago I had a dream where I was about to have sex with my wife, who was a reporter and she was leaving the next day. Before anything happens, I wake up from that dream but I'm still dreaming.
Guest Flyboy Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 At least he didn't turn off a movie featuring a naked Rose McGowan. Whoa, whoa... what movie was Rose McGowan naked in? (3000~!)
Guest bob_barron Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 Anyone ever had two dreams going on at once??? I swear- last week I was dreaming two things at the exact same time
Guest J*ingus Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 Whoa, whoa... what movie was Rose McGowan naked in? Several do. Lewis & Clark & George and I think Going All The Way. But the one we were talking about was The Doom Generation, which was a piece of shit that was SO bad that I turned it off and took it back after twenty minutes, despite Rose having already shucked her clothes twice. And I actually had my once-a-month experience of remembering some of a dream last night, and as usual, it wasn't anything real special. I was at some kind of school for gifted people, and was bugging the hell out of this angry feminist girl there by pretending to be a macho pig. That's about it.
Guest evenflowDDT Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 The Doom Generation, eh? Wasn't that reviewed on the site by Polk before? Because the title sounds really familiar, what's that one about again? Oh, and I got one more joke for ya Jingus. "I heard evenflowDDT is training to be a wrestler." "Why?" "So that Goldberg can give him THE RUB!" "Hahahahaha... hey, at least he's not getting hazed!" "Dude, get with the times, that joke is old... Goldberg is in!" "No, I thought evenflow was..." "Hahahahahaha!" Damn, why is my best material always about myself?
Guest bob_barron Posted July 20, 2002 Report Posted July 20, 2002 I didn't start dreaming till I was like seven or ight. I'm serious- I really didnt
Guest papacita Posted November 2, 2002 Report Posted November 2, 2002 Eh, speaking of weird dreams, the other night I feel asleep while I was studying for my French test and had a dream that I got attacked by some angry French guy. Another guys runs out of nowhere and kicks the French guy's ass, and he runs off and calls the cops on me for saying "Fuck you" or something like that. Suddenly, a whole bunch of cops show up to arrest me, but right before they could get me, my brother pulls up in a car with a group of guys and a bullhorn and just starts yelling at the police. The visual was funny as hell, cuz he got right up in one of the officers' faces with the bullhorn and just starts yelling at the top of his lungs. Anyway, while all this is going on, I decide to escape and run home, but while I'm running, I happened to overhear some construction workers talking about how the police were headed to my house to get me and that they always knew that I was no good (lol), so instead of running home, I tried to run to my other brother's out. While I'm on my way there, I happen to pass my brother's (the one with the bullhorn) street, where his wife is sitting outside having a cookout. So I run down his street, run up to my sister in-law and say "Hi", and she says "hi", and then I say "Running from the cops now, bye!" and just run away like it was nothing. I don't remember too much of what happened after that (it involved someone backing a white van through my brother's wall though), but everything was just so damn random.
Guest SP-1 Posted November 2, 2002 Report Posted November 2, 2002 I had a dream once where my mom ran away from home (!) and shaved her head, becoming a famous soap opera star. I woke up and still believed it was happening. I finally came to my senses to call where she was working and see if she was there. Stupid dreams. And then once I had a dream where all my friends were basically slaughtered. Whether it was by an unseen force or I actually did it, I'm not sure. My memory isn't so hot. But it disturbed me. -SP, who has weird dreams.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted November 2, 2002 Report Posted November 2, 2002 I refer everyone to the Justice League dream I talked about in the DC Gathering thread. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
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