Summerslam Predictions

[Guest Anglesault]

So, now that we know that Rock IS winning the title Sunday, how do you see Summerslam panning out? Here's mine.

 

World Title/IC

Rock © vs. Brock ©

 

The match no one wants to see.

 

Vince vs. Hogan

 

Middle Aged Mania. Brother!

 

HHH vs. HBK

 

I hear Shawn has one more match left in him, and it would be better than HHH/Nash

Undertaker vs. RVD

 

RVD finally gets his win.

 

Tag titles

Storm and Christian© vs. Rikishi and Mark Henry

 

::Shudder::

 

Benoit/Eddy vs. Bookdust

 

Good match

 

Jericho vs. Edge

 

Poor Jericho. Poor, Poor Jericho.

 

Women's title

 

Molly © vs. Trish vs. Jazz

 

Should be good.

 

Big Show vs. Ric Flair

 

Easy E's lackey vs. his enemy.

 

Shittyweight title

Knoble vs. Mysterio

 

Yawn.

 

So, what do you think?

[Guest Shaved Bear]

for some reason i dont think Brock is gonna get the IC title

[Guest BionicRedneck]

"World Title/IC

Rock © vs. Brock ©

 

The match no one wants to see."

 

I would rather see this than Brock V Taker

 

"HHH vs. HBK"

 

No way will this happen. Which one of these will job?

 

"Tag titles

Storm and Christian© vs. Rikishi and Mark Henry"

 

Not even Vince would put this shit on PPV

 

"Knoble vs. Mysterio"

 

This would probably be the best match on that card. Maybe Eddy/Benoit V BookDust

[Guest Anglesault]

World Title/IC

Rock © vs. Brock ©

 

The match no one wants to see."

 

I would rather see this than Brock V Taker

 

But Brock vs. Taker might still have a chance of Taker winning.

 

"HHH vs. HBK"

 

No way will this happen. Which one of these will job?

 

Then there is nothing left for him (HHH) to do. That's why I had to leave Angle off the show.

 

This would probably be the best match on that card

 

Maybe it can rival that EPIC Knoble/Hurricane KotR match

[/sarcasm]

[Guest BionicRedneck]

"Maybe it can rival that EPIC Knoble/Hurricane KotR match"

 

Oh boy did that suck.

[Guest TheBlurricane]

This is how I wish the card was:

 

Undisputed Title:

Brock vs. Angle

 

Eddie/Benoit vs. Book Dust

 

Rey Mysterio vs. Chavo Guerrero

 

Three Way for Cruiserweight Title

Jamie Noble vs. Hurricane vs. Kidman

 

Falls count anywhere:

Tommy Dreamer vs. Steven Richards

 

Tag Title:

Storm/Christian vs. Hogan/Edge (rematch......hey it beats fighting Mark Henry/Rikishi)

 

RVD vs. Taker

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Summerslam is a funny thing this year.

 

It represents the beginning of a new era.

 

And...of course...they chose the wrong guy.

 

Brock wins the title...and you know it's not coming off of him for a while.

 

Who finally beats him?

 

HHH.

 

And the circle continues.

[Guest Austin3164life]

WWE sure sucks this year. It may not resemble the WWF of 1995, but damn it sure sucks......

[Guest BionicRedneck]

Jericho vs. Edge

 

Poor Jericho. Poor, Poor Jericho.

beats wrestling John Cena, right?

[Guest Anglesault]

No

[Guest Flyboy]

Jericho vs. Edge

 

Poor Jericho. Poor, Poor Jericho.

beats wrestling John Cena, right?

Yes, in my opinion.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

The fact that their roster is so much better than it was in 1995...leads me to the conclusion that this is the worst the WWE has ever been.

 

At least in 95 they weren't wasting as much talent.

[Guest Anglesault]

Jericho vs. Edge

 

Poor Jericho. Poor, Poor Jericho.

beats wrestling John Cena, right?

Yes, in my opinion.

Cena isn't the kiss of death.

[Guest BionicRedneck]

The fact that their roster is so much better than it was in 1995...leads me to the conclusion that this is the worst the WWE has ever been.

 

At least in 95 they weren't wasting as much talent.

couldn't agree more

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Knoble v. Misterio would steal the show, IMO.

[Guest Jerome Drake]

Jericho doesnt desvere Edge, Jericho should be squashed by Howard Finkel.

 

But here was my card.

 

WWF Undisputed Championship, and WWE Intercontinetal Championship Match:

Kurt Angle Vs. Brock Lesnar Vs. The Rock

Background: At Vengeance, The Rock and Kurt Angle both pinned The Undertaker, and Vince made them both Split Champions(I.E. Chyna and Y2J, IC Championship), until Summerslam where all theyll find out the true champion.

Result: Heyman, hitting Lesnar by mistake, when he meant for Angle, and Angle, Olympic Slams Lesnar for the win, to win both Undisputed Championship, and IC belts.

After Match: Lesnar attacks Heyman, turning face.

 

Hulk Hogan's Farewell Match:

Hulk Hogan Vs. Vince McMahon

Background: Read the title.

Results: Hulk Hogan squashes Vince in 5 miniutes, while the crowd goes nuts.

 

Booker T Vs. Triple H

Background: At Vengeance, Booker T comes out and confronts Eric Bischoff about treating him bad, and never giving him a push in WCW, and said he can never get pass the U.S. Title stage. All of the sudden Triple H comes out, and Booker T tells HHH not to sign his soul to the devil, and reminds HHH about Starcade 94. HHH looks at the contract, and kicks Booker in the nuts, and Pedigrees him to huge heel heat. Setting up a great fued between them.

Result: During the match, Booker T standing harlem hangovers Triple H, and almost got the 3. But Eric Bischoff pulls the ref out the ring, and decks the ref. But Goldust comes out and chases Eric Bischoff, while the crowd goes crazy. But Booker T turns around and HHH Pedigree's him, and a ref runs out, and HHH pins Booker T. 1...2...KICK OUT! The crowd is going abosolutey crazy! Triple H has a temper tatum, and starts aguring with the ref. Triple H picks up Booker T, and whips him againest the ropes, and HHH goes for a clothesline, but Booker ducks, and HHH turns around BOOKEND! Booker pins! 1...2...3!!!!! The crowd goes ape shit! While Booker and Goldust celebrate.

 

The Undertaker Vs. RVD

Background: RVD wants to earn respect, Undertaker wants to give RVD a chance to earn respect.

Result: RVD wins cleanly with the 5 Star Frog Splash, after the match Taker shakes RVD's hand

 

Steel Cage Match:

Chris Jericho Vs. Edge

Background: Chris Jericho helped out Team Canada, at Vengeance by hitting Edge with a Chair, and joined Team Canada as the leader. Since than Edge promised revenge.

Results: Edge wins with a Edgeucationer from the top of the cage

 

Tag Team Title Match, Flag Match:

Christian & Lance Storm Vs. John Cena & Billy Kidman

Background: Billy Kidman and John Cena dont like Team Canada's anti american antics.

Result: Christian grabs the Canadian Flag, after Test ran in and booted Kidman.

 

Chris Benoit & Eddie Guerreuo Vs. Ric Flair & Jeff Hardy

Background: In a Europeon defence at Vengeance, Jeff Hardy beat EDDIE~! after Ric Flairs interfernce. Than the following RAW, Benoit and Eddie costed Hardy the Euro title, againest Regal. And it sets up this tag match.

Result: Chris Benoit makes Hardy tap to the Crossface(This match sets up a Retirement Match with Benoit Vs. Flair, at Unforgiven).

 

Europeon Title Match:

Buh Buh Ray Dudley Vs. William Regal

Background: William Regal doesnt like Buh Buh, Buh Buh doesnt like Regal.

Result: Chris Nowerwiski interferes, but Spike comes in and saves Buh Buh. But Buh Buh gets the POWER OF THE PUNCH~! and Regal retains.

 

Cruiserweight Title Match:

Rey Mysterio Jr Vs. Jaime Noble

Background: Rey Mysterio's debut match.

Result: Rey wins in an amazing match. He gets Noble with the Superana, and the pinfall.

 

Decon Bastia w/ D-Von Vs. Randy Orton

Background: Despite Randy Orton's tag team trys, he decides to face Decon Bastia one on one

Result: Decon Bastia squashes Orton in 3 miniutes.

[Guest Anglesault]

Knoble v. Misterio would steal the show, IMO.

Will Knoble be able to reel Rey in and wrestle a match like Hurricane/Knoble Velocity or Chavo/Hurricane SD, or will Rey be bouncing around like some super ball without a purpose?

[Guest Jerome Drake]

Once again, my post will be ignored. Because GOD FORBID, if Drake makes a very good post.

[Guest RobJohnstone]

why even post on a wrestling board if your so negative towards it?

 

--Rob

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

I don't know. We've yet to see Rey wrestle in the WWE, so we don't know what his style will be. The videos hint that he'll be flying around, and I haven't seen much in the way of descriptions of his house show performances, so I don't know.

[Guest Anglesault]

Drake, what was there to comment on? Those are YOUR predictions, and I don't exactly have any problem with them, nor do I have anything to add.

[Guest Jerome Drake]

It's not my predictions, its the way I'll book it. I'll post my predictions in a little bit.

[Guest Anglesault]

I don't know. We've yet to see Rey wrestle in the WWE, so we don't know what his style will be. The videos hint that he'll be flying around, and I haven't seen much in the way of descriptions of his house show performances, so I don't know.

If he will be flying around, then that match will NOT steal the show.

 

Drake, I think that show would be pretty good. Just that the Tag title match kind of seems like a thrown together SD! match.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

I don't know.  We've yet to see Rey wrestle in the WWE, so we don't know what his style will be.  The videos hint that he'll be flying around, and I haven't seen much in the way of descriptions of his house show performances, so I don't know.

If he will be flying around, then that match will NOT steal the show.

Well, that's a matter of opinion. I think we know where each other stands when it comes to the Cruisers.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Booker T Vs. Triple H

Background: At Vengeance, Booker T comes out and confronts Eric Bischoff about treating him bad, and never giving him a push in WCW, and said he can never get pass the U.S. Title stage. All of the sudden Triple H comes out, and Booker T tells HHH not to sign his soul to the devil, and reminds HHH about Starcade 94. HHH looks at the contract, and kicks Booker in the nuts, and Pedigrees him to huge heel heat. Setting up a great fued between them.

 

Result: During the match, Booker T standing harlem hangovers Triple H, and almost got the 3. But Eric Bischoff pulls the ref out the ring, and decks the ref. But Goldust comes out and chases Eric Bischoff, while the crowd goes crazy. But Booker T turns around and HHH Pedigree's him, and a ref runs out, and HHH pins Booker T. 1...2...KICK OUT! The crowd is going abosolutey crazy! Triple H has a temper tatum, and starts aguring with the ref. Triple H picks up Booker T, and whips him againest the ropes, and HHH goes for a clothesline, but Booker ducks, and HHH turns around BOOKEND! Booker pins! 1...2...3!!!!! The crowd goes ape shit! While Booker and Goldust celebrate.

Ha, HHH laying down for Booker. That's a good one.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

I make the following predictions:

 

1. Brock wins the WWE title. No one cares.

 

2. HHH wins.

 

3. RVD loses to Eddy Guerrero in a ladder rematch (think HBK vs. Hall 2 having to be added to SS 95 when the Main Event and rest of card was so shitty)

 

4. A low buyrate

 

5. A non sell out

[Guest Jerome Drake]

Thats the way i would book it asshole.

 

It's not the way is gonna happen.

[Guest Jerome Drake]

If it's The Rock Vs. Brock Lesnar, it wont be Mabel/Diesel horrible.

 

I mean it could have some sort of entertainment.

 

If Brock kicks Rock's ass, but Rock keeps fighting back.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

The Rock and Kurt Angle both pinned The Undertaker, and Vince made them both Split Champions(I.E. Chyna and Y2J, IC Championship

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

Once again, my post will be ignored. Because GOD FORBID, if Drake makes a very good post.

 

Now that's just mean.

[Guest BionicRedneck]

Will Knoble be able to reel Rey in and wrestle a match like Hurricane/Knoble Velocity or Chavo/Hurricane SD, or will Rey be bouncing around like some super ball without a purpose?

Seriously, have you actually seen Rey Jr. wrestle? He wrestles a high flying, lucha libre style, but that doesn't mean their isnt a purpose to what he does.