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Well that was some captivating television. Now coming up next, the story of how pointless actually WINNING the Tough Enough tourny really is and how it doesn't even matter who wins!

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Guest Flyboy
From Number One In The Class To Getting Fucked Up The Ass - The Chris Nowinski Story

LOL! :lol:

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Guest M Nyland

Chris: My first day at WWE was kinda like the first day of BoyScouts...except I didn't get ice cream afterwards

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Chris: My first day at WWE was kinda like the first day of BoyScouts...except I didn't get ice cream afterwards

Yeah, I got Bradshaw's semen in my mouth.

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Guest Shaved Bear

man i can relate to torrie...when i was 11 i had an eating disorder...i weighed 319lbs :lol:

anyone who saw the movie heavyweights gets this

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Guest Downhome
Chris: My first day at WWE was kinda like the first day of BoyScouts...except I didn't get ice cream afterwards

"I got Texas whipped cream...well, that's what I was told"

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Guest the pinjockey

OK so we have

 

Torrie : Puking then ending up in the WWF

Nowinski: losing on an overhyped game show to join the WWF

 

When are we going to have something like the Tazz story. Working his ass off for 13 years with everyone telling him he would never make it and ending up all that hard work to join the WWF only to be made into an announcer.

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Chris: My first day at WWE was kinda like the first day of BoyScouts...except I didn't get ice cream afterwards

Yeah, I got Bradshaw's semen in my mouth.

Great job on trying to just tip toe around it, really.

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Guest jimmy no nose
OK so we have

 

Torrie : Puking then ending up in the WWF

Nowinski: losing on an overhyped game show to join the WWF

 

When are we going to have something like the Tazz story. Working his ass off for 13 years with everyone telling him he would never make it and ending up all that hard work to join the WWF only to be made into an announcer.

Well, that wouldn't be funny until they get to the part where they make him an announcer. This show is so great.

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Guest CanadianChick

what's up with that black eye? I'm looking at you Bradshaw....

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Guest M Nyland

Brenda Nowinski: Chris didn't give us alot of trouble...he'd just go out at night with the boys...............

 

 

...oh dear...

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Guest HartFan86

That was clips of the local e-fed near me! DAMNIT, I wish I went there in later 2001, when he was probably there.

 

And those pics of Chris with chocolate all over his faces is disgusting...and he keeps sitting on top of all these people's butts in pics. What's wrong with this guy?

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Guest LesnarLunatic

ya know.. maybe that black eye can be a permanent part of Chris' character.

 

Sorta like the bandage on Les Nessman.

 

and he was a nerd!

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Guest jimmy no nose

His sheltered childhood led to him not being prepared for the backstage lockerroom antics of Bradshaw.

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Chris: My first day at WWE was kinda like the first day of BoyScouts...except I didn't get ice cream afterwards

Yeah, I got Bradshaw's semen in my mouth.

Great job on trying to just tip toe around it, really.

LOL

 

And you can disragard my last post of Nowinski only joining the WWF because he was on TE I forgot all about the long and hard 5 or 6 months he spent wrestling indys every weekend. With about 25 cards under his belt he is ready for the big time.

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Guest CanadianChick

His sister is a bitch.."Yeah, Chris was the biggest nerd..."

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Guest Flyboy
Brenda Nowinski: Chris didn't give us alot of trouble...he'd just go out at night with the boys...............

 

 

...oh dear...

Oh no....

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Guest M Nyland

I was in drama....so I learned to scream "Help I'm being raped" in 16 different accents...

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Guest HartFan86
Chris: My first day at WWE was kinda like the first day of BoyScouts...except I didn't get ice cream afterwards

Yeah, I got Bradshaw's semen in my mouth.

Great job on trying to just tip toe around it, really.

No prob! Mine as well be up front on it...much like Bradshaw is.

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Guest jimmy no nose

I bet Bradshaw makes him try to sing like that with semen in his mouth after seeing the show.

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