PROMO WAAAAAAAAAARS!

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Let's hear your opinions on which pre-PPV promo series will be the best of a group of already awesome promos!

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

I voted Silent... bitchin' promos so far.

 

- Mike Van Siclen.

Wishing he was talented... or at least, more talented.

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

The Clan always has the very best promos...

[Guest Ironman]

I thought we already had a self-promoting whore thread...

 

 

 

But note that if you take the 't' out of 'promoting' and it's 'promoing'!

 

Ir0nmAn bEIngz gEnIUs!!!

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Mac Daddy sez: Wilson. Cast and I are both going to be busting our butts en route to the big show, but Wilson also seems to save his best for right around this time.

 

In any case, have I mentioned how ridiculously great it is to come home from work or in from a night out and find 2 or 3 new promos on the board? Boo the yizzah.

[Guest Kibagami]

This just in: Silent owns Outcast. Well.

 

Further details as this story develops.

 

S.

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

People, read my latest!

 

Then vote!

 

Chris Wilson ownz you all!

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Yeah, everyone owns Outcast... or something.

 

Until later.

 

Then they really own me as they see how 'one-dimensional' my promos are.

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

No, it's because you suck Outcast!

 

This isn't fair! All the JLers are voting for Silent! THey don't count. Hell, he doesn't count, the bastard! =) Now i'm off to read and reply to his latest.

 

As you all should to mine! MIIIIINE!

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

I know I suck, just ask Grand Slam.

[Guest Kibagami]

Turn off that Aaron Lewis and get back into chat, foolish Lawnkeeper.

 

.::mildly sells Stain'd, just this once::.

 

S.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

lol, I don't care about WWE, that's why I left.

[Guest Kibagami]

Just do what I do.

 

::no-sells Lesnar::

 

See? Problem solved. GET BACK HERE~!

 

S.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Ugh, fine.

[Guest Kibagami]

A WINNER IS ME!

 

+1.

 

S.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

...but this means I won't post my shitty promo for another two hours.

[Guest Kibagami]

Fine. More of a lead for me.

 

S.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

...as if I haven't already conceded due to my character's repetitiveness and one-sidednes, and overall suckiness.

[Guest Kibagami]

::smacks 'Cast with a lawn gnome::

 

Stop that! Stop it!

 

S.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

heh...

 

Man, I need to learn how to work an angle...

[Guest Kibagami]

Angles rule.

 

+1

 

S.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

Yeah, and since I always leave to go back to my RP feds every 20 days after a horrible, self-righteous comeback attempt that nobody pays attention to, I've never worked a real angle!

 

Silent, will you tutor me?!?!

 

+1 as well.

[Guest Kibagami]

Certainly, grasshopper. First, you have to no-show for about eight months straight. Then come back and snap a bunch of no-showers and jobber like little, small, not very big sticks. Then, promo war with two of the best writers on the SWF roster with a series of vague and mildly threatening, always entertaining promos.

 

And you must involve Andrew W.K. songs. I can't stress that enough.

 

S.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

I get promo without even trying.

[Guest Kibagami]

See, that's why I have more votes than you.

 

My grammar is SO much better.

 

A WINNER IS ME, so +1.

 

S.

[Guest Tyler McClelland]

I may have taken the lead briefly.

[Guest Kibagami]

Have not.

 

S.