SWF STOOOORM PREDICTIONS

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Xero

 

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Tod deKindes vs. The Boston Strangler & Frost

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs. Mercury

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Sacred vs. Annie Eclectic

 

 

NON-TITLE, NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. Renegade

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Silent vs. Chris Raynor

 

 

4-MAN ELIMINATION LUMBERJACK MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

Chris Wilson vs. Erek Taylor vs. Lerrin Breggan vs. Fallout

Lumberjacks – Outcast, The Boston Strangler, Tod deKindes, Annie Eclectic, Jay Dawg, Sacred, Thoth and Spider Nekura.

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

Looks like its going to shape up to be a good show as we get storylines into Apocalypse started. Let's roll!

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Xero

* M7 domination tonight. If Xero shows, Danny, busted ankle and all, is going to mess him up.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Tod deKindes vs. The Boston Strangler & Frost

* Oh, Frost rocks the tag match and Strangler is flat-out awesome, and he's going to get a token of revenge here. I'm not going to underestimate the team of LDP and Tod, but I say a win for TBS/Frost

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs. Mercury

* M7 domination! Mercury is writing, goddammit, and he's going to win. Pycho Merc is back.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Sacred vs. Annie Eclectic

* Sacred and Annie are both back! woot woot! Should be a goodie, and I think Sacred is going to knock off his ring rust at Annie's expense.

 

NON-TITLE, NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. Renegade

* My match o' the night pick, as JD's still kinda bummed his PPV match wasn't better. That disappointment gets taken out on Gade in his first WF match. There's a possibility for an upset, but I'm going with Sacred.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Silent vs. Chris Raynor

* Well, Raynor's on vacation last time I checked, so Silent by default.

 

4-MAN ELIMINATION LUMBERJACK MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

Chris Wilson vs. Erek Taylor vs. Lerrin Breggan vs. Fallout

Lumberjacks – Outcast, The Boston Strangler, Tod deKindes, Annie Eclectic, Jay Dawg, Sacred, Thoth and Spider Nekura.

* This is going to be fun to write. Stiff competition, a cool stip, and even lumberjacks. Hopefully I have a chance, because these guys are going to be tough.

 

Final stable record predictions for the night, sans main event:

M7 3-0

Clan 1-0

CC 2-0

Carnies 0-1

XF9 0-4

 

PROMOWARS GONE, STABLEWARS NOW!

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Xero

-D.W.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Tod deKindes vs. The Boston Strangler & Frost

-Tod deLongdogger... which sounds better, but still ain't my prediction. TBS + Frost.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs. Mercury

-Whoever writes...

 

SINGLES MATCH

Sacred vs. Annie Eclectic

-Sacred.

 

NON-TITLE, NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. Renegade

-Woah... crazy competition here between two INTENSE~! technical brawlers. Despite Renegade's selling out, he gains the close upset.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Silent vs. Chris Raynor

-'Da Silent One.

 

4-MAN ELIMINATION LUMBERJACK MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

Chris Wilson vs. Erek Taylor vs. Lerrin Breggan vs. Fallout

Lumberjacks – Outcast, The Boston Strangler, Tod deKindes, Annie Eclectic, Jay Dawg, Sacred, Thoth and Spider Nekura.

 

-Erek Taylor has been on the 5000th defective Amtrak to success, and almost nobody has been able to defeat him... so Erek gains the "upset".

[Guest Kibagami]

First official SWF predictions, 100th post edition...

 

SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Xero

Williams.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Tod deKindes vs. The Boston Strangler & Frost

M7.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs. Mercury

Merc.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Sacred vs. Annie Eclectic

The REAL Annie E.

 

NON-TITLE, NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. Renegade

JD.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Silent vs. Chris Raynor

Uh...no-show wins suck.

 

4-MAN ELIMINATION LUMBERJACK MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

Chris Wilson vs. Erek Taylor vs. Lerrin Breggan vs. Fallout

Lumberjacks – Outcast, The Boston Strangler, Tod deKindes, Annie Eclectic, Jay Dawg, Sacred, Thoth and Spider Nekura.

 

Fallout. Clan pride.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Man, these be some dead boards. Life injection through prediction...

 

SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Xero

-Danny hyped it with a promo, Danny's coming off Wargames, Danny's got the momentum.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Tod deKindes vs. The Boston Strangler & Frost

-Interesting, as the Chilly Chilly of the SWF's hottest tag team goes up against XF9's mentor-student style duo...I'm not really too sure to pick here, as I think Strangler will be writing extra hard for the win after the ICTV loss, but Frost is used to writing with TNT, and conversely XF9 will want to pick up momentum post PPV...I'm gonna break it down into singles matches and say Strangler beats Pete, Tod beats Frost, and the match ends when Renegade and TNT appear to waltz and make everything happy again.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs. Mercury

-The tag team that never really was EXPLODES~! I'm gonna pick Merc, because turning heel is usually something that motivates ya. As one of the few, if not only, un-stable-affiliated guys in the SWF, Ced's going to have to make quite a stand to get noticed. The potential to be the ultimate lone wolf is there, though, so this will be very close.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Sacred vs. Annie Eclectic

-Sacred was at the top of his game when he left, and it hasn't been too long, so I think he'll return to form quite quickly.

 

NON-TITLE, NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. Renegade

-JD has shorn apart everyone who's come for his hardcore title, and with this as No-DQ, I think Renegade gets a ruuuude awakening on his way into the WF.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Silent vs. Chris Raynor

-Interesting...

 

4-MAN ELIMINATION LUMBERJACK MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

Chris Wilson vs. Erek Taylor vs. Lerrin Breggan vs. Fallout

Lumberjacks – Outcast, The Boston Strangler, Tod deKindes, Annie Eclectic, Jay Dawg, Sacred, Thoth and Spider Nekura.

-This would be the entr'acte piece, where the majority of the cast comes out to sing. Each man has two seconds in this match, so to speak, so it could very well break down into a 3 on 3 on 3 on 3 cluster at any time. Tough one to call...Erek's riding high off of the ICTV title win, Wilson's giddy after Wargames, Fallout won the ICTV contendership over Breggan, but Breggan almost beat me for the title, yet Wilson's already beaten Fallout recently...I don't know. Since I'd like a fresh opponent, though, and since he cleaned up at the PPV, I'm gonna say that Erek Taylor takes this one.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of All Ages... WELCOME TO THE POKEMANIA PREDICTIONS OF PENDING WRATH AND OTHER EVIL THINGIES!!!!

 

Oh yeah, and I'm back in a week, or a week and a half, I think. Word.

 

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Xero

 

Williams all the way.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Tod deKindes vs. The Boston Strangler & Frost

 

Well, I think with the power of their writing, XF9 squeaks by for the win. But don't forget, kids... FROST SMASH! FROST SMASH GOOD!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs. Mercury

 

Sorry, Ced, but Merc is about to take Stryke's spot as Wilson's bitc-ummmm-right hand man, so he gets the nod here.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Sacred vs. Annie Eclectic

 

Sacred and Annie go at it. Wow. IT'll be good, but if I have to call it... Annie by a hair.

 

NON-TITLE, NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. Renegade

 

Hmmmm... tough call, but 'Gade's gonna sneak by with da win.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Silent vs. Chris Raynor

 

Silent. 'Nuff said.

 

4-MAN ELIMINATION LUMBERJACK MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

Chris Wilson vs. Erek Taylor vs. Lerrin Breggan vs. Fallout

Lumberjacks – Outcast, The Boston Strangler, Tod deKindes, Annie Eclectic, Jay Dawg, Sacred, Thoth and Spider Nekura.

 

Damn. Four of the best the WF has to offer. Four future superstars. Hmmm... tough call. My double-sided coin helps in no way, so for now, no prediction. But a fun read anyways.

 

Weeeeeeeeell... that's all for now. Time to go do some more happy writing of promos. JOY!

 

~Ash

[Guest midnight_burn]

Predictions of TOTAL DEVASTATION!!!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Xero

-> I'll go with Xero to win in a sure to be good opening match.

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Tod deKindes vs. The Boston Strangler & Frost

-> XF9 to beat the M7 lads in this one.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs. Mercury

-> Mercury to start off his heel turn with a nice win here.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Sacred vs. Annie Eclectic

-> Sacred.

 

NON-TITLE, NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. Renegade

-> With No-DQ in place, the Hardcore Champ Jay Dawg should be able to pull out the win here.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Silent vs. Chris Raynor

-> Silent i guess.

 

4-MAN ELIMINATION LUMBERJACK MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

Chris Wilson vs. Erek Taylor vs. Lerrin Breggan vs. Fallout

Lumberjacks – Outcast, The Boston Strangler, Tod deKindes, Annie Eclectic, Jay Dawg, Sacred, Thoth and Spider Nekura.

-> Bah. If none of you can beat Erek here i'll have to come back and show you all how it's done. This will no doubt be very close, and all 4 men are right on the top of their game, but i think Mr. Breggan will walk out with the victory here.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

I'm tired, so these will be uber-breaf.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Xero

-Danno

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Tod deKindes vs. The Boston Strangler & Frost

-Mag7

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs. Mercury

-Merc

 

SINGLES MATCH

Sacred vs. Annie Eclectic

-Annie E.

 

NON-TITLE, NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. Renegade

-JD

 

SINGLES MATCH

Silent vs. Chris Raynor

-Raynor if he shows

 

4-MAN ELIMINATION LUMBERJACK MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

Chris Wilson vs. Erek Taylor vs. Lerrin Breggan vs. Fallout

Lumberjacks – Outcast, The Boston Strangler, Tod deKindes, Annie Eclectic, Jay Dawg, Sacred, Thoth and Spider Nekura.

-Erek

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

NON-TITLE, NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. Renegade

-JD

Given up on voting against me, eh you little shit?

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

SINGLES MATCH

Danny Williams vs. Xero

 

I guess I'll go with Danny... but I bet a surprise is involved

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Longdogger Pete & Tod deKindes vs. The Boston Strangler & Frost

 

Hmmm... M7 is quite the force and these two are like the biggest in the league now... but XF9 is really looking to prove themselves... M7 will get the duke though.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Ced Ordonez vs. Mercury

 

Poor Ced, is he even alive? Merc should get the W, if he writes.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Sacred vs. Annie Eclectic

 

Sorry my lesbian friend. Sacred is going to tear you a new asshole and shit inside it... ah jeez that sounded so much better in my head. Sacred to get the dominant win.

 

NON-TITLE, NO-DQ SINGLES MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. Renegade

 

Well... I put out a violent showing this time, that I like a bit better... hopefully it wins and you all agree.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Silent vs. Chris Raynor

 

Bah... I hate to say this, but Silent over Smash.

 

4-MAN ELIMINATION LUMBERJACK MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP

Chris Wilson vs. Erek Taylor vs. Lerrin Breggan vs. Fallout

Lumberjacks – Outcast, The Boston Strangler, Tod deKindes, Annie Eclectic, Jay Dawg, Sacred, Thoth and Spider Nekura.

 

I beat them all down and Lerrin gets the pin. Yeah, that sounds nice. (Y)