Guest Shaved Bear Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 ok its obvious who did this Funaki crossed shows and did it
Guest Your Olympic Hero1 Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 I'm sensing the return of GTV
Guest Rey Rey Rey Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 It is all a big DX plan with Shawn Michaels being apart of it
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 what if it was EVERYONE...... Team Canada, Booker, Goldust, HHH, Jericho, etc... all heeding the orders of Bischoff to "entertain him" without getting too "anal" god knows why putting HBK's head through a car window would be entertaining...but Shawn wasn't exactly on the same page as Bisch last week. ehhh...screw it....it was The Big Show...
Guest Ravenbomb Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 it was either Jericho, HHH, Big Show, Booker T, Goldust, Big Show, or a collective effort by Bossman, Ken Shamrock, Test, and the rest of the corporatio- oh wait, they put his head through a window last time... damnit! NazMinistry beat me to it!
Guest notJames Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 ...god knows why putting HBK's head through a car window would be entertaining... [... doesn't know how to respond without offending all the HBK marks...] [... aww, screw it...] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That would definitely keep the Island Boyz out of the ring for me.
Guest Ripper Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 I think it was the WWF's wardrobe director. She was heard telling Shawn that if he wears one more ugly ass T-shirt out there, he would put his head through a fucking window...and we all saw what shawn was wearing last night..
Guest BobbyWhioux Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 It was Marty Jannetty. Seriously, it was H. He masterminded the entire thing. Or Big Show. LOL Marty Janetty would be fucking GOLD Shit, I would just about shit myself with mark-out-ish glee if Jannetty finally got his vengeance on Shawn. But for me, what I immediately thought of as "what's going on" is that it's a trap. HHH is going to stick up for HBK (by pissing all over all the suspects by squashing them in turn) and then get "the real culprit" at Summerslam, only to have HBK turn on him and cost him the match. All part of HBK's Horseman-esque master plan to "get" Triple H back for dealing that "vicious" High-Angle Pedigree to HBK the week before. [[because, you know, HBK is the master of feigning injury. :-)]] Oh, wait! Sorry, forgot that this is Triple H...hold on, let me readjust... HBK is going to turn on Triple H and ALMOST cost him the match, but then Triple H will overcome it and Pedigree the opponent for the win. Then HBK will jump him AGAIN and lay him out AGAIN. And parade. And then Triple H will bust him up and beat him one on one the next night on raw. And everybody goes home happy. Well, everybody except for the fans...and the rest of the locker room...
Guest jester Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 HBK is going to turn on Triple H and ALMOST cost him the match, but then Triple H will overcome it and Pedigree the opponent for the win. Then HBK will jump him AGAIN and lay him out AGAIN. And parade. And then Triple H will bust him up and beat him one on one the next night on raw. You and notJames expressed all my fears about this angle. Anyone notice that they are building a huge story around two guys who can't wrestle? I know HHH will be back in the ring soon, but what if he has a spectacular Kevin Nash-style comeback? Angle goes flusssssssshhh down the toilet...
Guest Mattdotcom Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 It's master plan, involving HHH somehow. Oh, and I think Rey Rey Rey is Rey Mysterio Jr. because they both have THE SAME "FREAKEN" LINK IN THEIR SIG! Gya...
Guest notJames Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 Anyone notice that they are building a huge story around two guys who can't wrestle? I know HHH will be back in the ring soon, but what if he has a spectacular Kevin Nash-style comeback? Funny you should mention that. HHH is unable to wrestler due to injury, yet is written into a semi-major storyline, just days after word gets around that he's back in production meetings. Looks like we have a new Poochie in the mix. Let's hope he meets the same fate as the original. (And I don't mean Nash...)
Guest Anglesault Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 It's Bret Hart! Nah, I'm thinking it's Bret's son Blade Blade Hart tried to kill Shawn! Hey, ANYTHING can happen in the WWE Blade should ry ti kill BRET. Naming him Blade. JEEEZUS! Didn't he also anme one of his kids Beans? Beans Hart? Christ Bret, these kids have to grow up with names like that.
Guest notJames Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 Didn't he also anme one of his kids Beans? Beans Hart? Christ Bret, these kids have to grow up with names like that. Is that true? ugh.
Guest Anglesault Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 I'm almost positive I saw that in WWF magazine like 5 years ago.
Guest Ripper Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 Warrior is the worst of all. What did he name his daughter again....I know her last name is Warrior...which is just inhumaine. That should be grounds to take someones child away.
Guest thebigjig Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 Anyone else getting the vibe that Jesus Christ was the culprit?
Guest Anglesault Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 Please. If Jesus Christ came to Raw, they would job him to Test in an ill-fated attempt to get Test over.
Guest thebigjig Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 You're probably right, but maybe they would do that AFTER the big money match with Shawn... Cuz let's face it, if Jesus Christ can't carry Shawn to a decent match, no one can
Guest buffybeast Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 Warrior is the worst of all. What did he name his daughter again....I know her last name is Warrior...which is just inhumaine. That should be grounds to take someones child away. He named his daughter Indiana. Indiana Warrior.
Guest thebigjig Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 Warrior is the worst of all. What did he name his daughter again....I know her last name is Warrior...which is just inhumaine. That should be grounds to take someones child away. He named his daughter Indiana. Indiana Warrior. Geez thats horrible
Guest MentallyNormal Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 It was Miss Peacock in the Study with the wrench. Remember Miss Peacock was a man?
Guest Big Poppa Popick Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 You know, i just wanted to point out that no one RAN OVER Shawn Michaels... Moreso...this is the search for who caved Michaels head via a rear passenger window. All I have to say is if this occupies HHH and HBK until Survivor Series, then I'm a happy man because HHH's corrupting influence is negating for a bit
Guest thebigjig Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 I say it's a conspiracy involving Mrs. Peacock, Blade Hart, Indiana Warrior, and Jesus Christ with the head mastermind being... You guessed it...... Frank Stallone
Guest Angle-plex Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 I think it was The Ultimate Warrior. Triple H probably can't get the 10 second job out of his mind, so he begged Vince to bring the Warrior in. Ultimate Warrior- Next Victim of HHH
Guest Quik Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 Hmm. Well, if Jesus is behind it, then that means he's turned on born-again Shawn. A Jesus heel-turn? I think not. We all know that Jesus is going to make his debut next week, where he will cut an incredible promo after wrestling a ***** match (Jesus can not only work the stick, but you know he cn carry anyone to a 5 star match... except for Triple H). Jesus anounces that he is the savior of the world, but Benoit is the savior of the WWE. Thus, the Chris and Christ connection is born, where Jesus gives the rub to Benoit and gets him over again.
Guest notJames Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 Warrior is the worst of all. What did he name his daughter again....I know her last name is Warrior...which is just inhumaine. That should be grounds to take someones child away. He named his daughter Indiana. Indiana Warrior. [sean Connery] We named the dog Indiana... [/sean Connery]
Guest The Mighty Damaramu Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 AHAHAHAHA! FRANK STALLONE! They really need to bring Norm McDonald back to do that just once.....
Guest AndrewTS Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 It's Bret Hart! Nah, I'm thinking it's Bret's son Blade Blade Hart tried to kill Shawn! Hey, ANYTHING can happen in the WWE Blade should ry ti kill BRET. Naming him Blade. JEEEZUS! Didn't he also anme one of his kids Beans? Beans Hart? Christ Bret, these kids have to grow up with names like that. I believe his oldest son is named Dallas--I guess that's not so bad...
Guest Redhawk Posted July 30, 2002 Report Posted July 30, 2002 SUSPECTS Un-Americans -- The "one more piece of business" could have been HBK, or it could have been getting Jericho into the building. HHH -- He wasn't there, but it's not like he's never orchestrated something like that. Bischoff -- Probably wouldn't be able to do it himself, but HBK did punk him last week and this week. Island Boyz -- At the request of Bischoff, and as payback to set up HHH for overshadowing Rikishi in the Austin storyline. The Rock -- Wasn't it his rental car? Oh wait... Stephanie -- Again, she probably didn't do it herself, but had it done for her to injure one of Bischoff's "top draws." But I think the REAL culprit is... Jim "The Anvil" Neidhardt
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