Promo: New Beginning...again....

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

*The entrance to the main rec room inside X Force Nine's temporary headquarters opens, and bickering is heard from outside. In walk two women, a shorter brunette in tight baby-top and jeans, the other a taller asian woman with short raven hair. Their argument is loud but not angry, but happens to catch the attention of all in the room...*

 

Molly: But what do you see in him?

 

Annie: How can you not like his style. He fast and powerful. Strong, but doesn't pull any big macho crap. Plus he's got a big stick....

 

*Both women suddenly realize the entire stable is looking straight at them. Awkwardly*

 

Annie: What?

 

*She looks around the room, Erek is looking over the back of the gaming couch, XBOX controller in hand. LDP and Tod -were- talking but now stare at the two new XF9ers. Renegade just looks over his shoulder from where he was staring at the Seattle skyscape*

 

Annie: No 'Welcome Back, Annie' or 'Hey, good to see you again!' or even 'Nice ass!' ... nothing?

 

*Each man in the room tries not to smirk at the others, save for the stoic and slightly confused Tod deKindes. Renegade finally turns away from the window and says the thought on most listener's mind*

 

Renegade: Well, when the hardcore lesbian and her girlfriend walk in, bubbling on about how great this -guy's- style is and how *opening arms wide to emphasize* wonderful his big stick is... we all start to wonder if maybe you took a few too many shots in the head, so to speak.

 

*Annie's eyes suddenly bug out of her skull as Molly can't help but to laugh uproariously*

 

Annie: Hey now! That's not what... I wasn't....

 

Renegade: You weren't talking about big sticks?

 

Annie: Well yes.. but no.. I mean... oh screw all of you and someone give me a welcome hug or something damn you!

 

*Everyone congregates at the entrance as hugs and handshakes are given around*

 

LDP: Welcome back to the fold Annie

 

Tod: Great to see a new member, hope you have high hopes for our future!

 

*Renegade hesitates to get closer to his former stablemate... and one time enemy*

 

Renegade: We're on the same side again Annie.

 

Annie: We are. Look if you're being all 'oh dear, what if she hates me for turning her brains to cottage cheese with a chair' don't be. Apparently my sister took more than enough revenge for both of us. I'm sorry about that, she shouldn't have been there.

 

Renegade: Not your fault. No hard feelings?

 

Annie: None

 

*both smile and hug but Annie can't help but glance sideways at the man who hasn't yet spoken. Annie breaks the hug and turns towards the ICTV Chamion.*

 

Annie: My turn to be all apologetic. How are you dear sir?

 

Erek: I'm fine.

 

Annie: ... Hey, I'm... sorry for what happened. I kinda let my hormones overrule my headmones... and stuff... and..

 

Erek: Annie, really, I'm fine. Honestly. I caught you on TV before you left, and I saw the same Annie that joined our ranks as a green rookie in the JL. I accept your apology and I don't want to hear another word about it.

 

Annie: *smiling* Thanks.

 

Erek: So... who's your boy toy?

 

Annie: Boy toy? What the... HEY! Dammit, all of you stop snickering and listen, I wasn't talking about some guy I like or anything, I'm talking about friggin' wrestler, who's -style- I'm borrowing a touch from to my own. A bit more... rough let us say. And that 'stick' is a Kendo sword, a singapore cane, see? *whips a kendo sword around her chest on using the sheath* STICK. see? STICK.

 

Renegade: Oh.... So this guy has a big stick that you like then huh?

 

Annie: ....I'm going to find a spare room to take over if y'all don't mind. Any more talk of me and men and sticks, and my stick will see your head, got it?

 

Erek: *laughing* we got it Annie, just try not to be too loud in there... heh.

 

Annie: Ooooh... argh. Never mind.

 

*Annie simply turns and heads towards the nearest bedroom*

 

Molly: Well, hello and thank you for allowing me to be here. I guess there was some... friction... with Annie's last girlfriend and the stable?

 

Erek: Yeah, but it was more about the person than her relationship with Annie. Look, just realize that you're going to be around cocky, horny men for a while, and you'll be all set.

 

Molly: ...greeeat.... thanks. Uh, I'll just... go find Annie now.

 

LDP: Don't worry about Erek, he's just messing with you. Welcome to the team.

 

Molly: Thank you.

 

*Molly rushes off after Annie*

 

LDP: Well, once Ash heals up, we're back to full strength and ready to go. Just concentrate on the card ahead, and get some practice in before the plane trip. Now get going!

 

*Everyone heads off to the training room, including a grumbling Erek, mumbling about 'unlocking Ted Flink'....*

 

 

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*Molly is laying stomach down in their newly acquired bedroom, as Annie changes out of her travel clothes and into training gear*

 

Molly: Are you sure you want to do this... you could get hurt.

 

Annie: *taking off socks* I know, but it feels right. For once I don't have to revert to assassin mode just to get a win around here.

 

Molly: I'd almost prefer it...

 

Annie: *slipping off jeans* I can't, I'm taking zero risk about the Clan having any pull on me. They're already getting the Carnies to trust them, and that's serious news. No, best I do this, plus I can be reeeeally good like that.

 

Molly: *sigh* I wish I could help... *traces a finger over Annie's bare thigh*

 

Annie: *smiling, she puts Molly's hand back* You can help with that... later, after my shower. As for the matches I don't want you out there getting hurt too. I'm trained for this crap you know. *pulls off SWF T-Shirt to reveal sportsbra*

 

Molly: Yeah, but can't I do.... I don't know SOMETHING?

 

Annie: *thinking* Well... you could always... introduce me...

 

Molly: Wha?

 

Annie: *takes sports top out of suitcase* You know, come out as my music hits, there's a good low lull before any words or guitar kick in. *pulls top over head* Say some glowing speech about how I'm going to be the next Hardcore Champion, and how utterly utterly awesome I am in bed, *takes out karate gi pants* and how there is no rival to my beauty except yourself, and how everyone wants to be me,*pulls gi pants on* including Funyon, and announce me in!

 

Molly: Not bad... although how about I be a bit less overboard on the narcisism?

 

Annie: Just a template, whatever works for you... I'm off to train, you want to come?

 

Molly: ... I'm tired, I think I'll nap a bit. Plus, I'm not all hot and heavy thinking of you surrounded by sweaty men.

 

Annie: Ick, good point. Although I'm sure we could film it for money *laughs*

 

Molly: *tosses crumpled up top at Annie* You're AWFUL! Go on and get all trained and such, I'll just be here, napping, looking pretty.

 

Annie: Not when I come back you won't *smiles, then leans in and kisses Molly, then bounds out the door*

 

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END PROMO

 

 

OOC: I really, really hope I didn't fuck up anyone's character, and if I did please let me know and I'll edit. Thanks.

 

-Annie

[Guest ErekT2k]

*Everyone congregates at the entrance as hugs and handshakes are given around*

 

Uh...... yeah, pretty sure you butchered everyone right there.

 

And yeah, welcome back.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

*Everyone congregates at the entrance as hugs and handshakes are given around*

 

Uh...... yeah, pretty sure you butchered everyone right there.

 

And yeah, welcome back.

Yeah. Seriously, put an X-Box in front of Taylor and Renegade, and the best you're gonna get out of them is "Oh, hey Annie..." before the simps get back to Halo.

 

Sticks are totally sweet. Nice promo--it felt strangely sunny.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Yeah, I'm trying to go back to my happy-go-lucky cocky self all the while stealing the HC belt from JD and making it my precious for the next year or so.

 

I want to be to the HC belt like Fallout/ELM are to the LHW. And I'm going to be damned optimistic and happy too! lol

 

-Annie

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Dammit, I thought I destroyed that X-Box.

 

And hugs?? Tod don't do no hugs!!

 

Just kidding. Good job.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

why are all the new XF9 sig banners different? I'm confused... BTW: Thank you for mine, it's kakkoii!

 

-Annie

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

it's kakkoii!

Isn't that where a bunch of guys form a circle around a girl, and...oh, nevermind.

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

Geez, Tod, you're just so angry all the time! B) You need a vacation! I nice, long vacation far away from where you can be good and righteous and violent towards heel stables in lumberjack matches...

 

Annie, it is most excellent to have you back and hopefully it takes you a limited amount of time to get the rust off and your mojo back on.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Jeez... give her your girlfriend so she'll leave you alone and now she wants my title?

 

 

Ash, take your fucking title back!

 

 

 

Annie... you better keep dreaming. Molly is also a brunette.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

it's kakkoii!

Isn't that where a bunch of guys form a circle around a girl, and...oh, nevermind.

LOL... Wrong word, Edwin.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

-.^

 

I was almost certain you told me she was blonde. Well, at least this makes the pairing more likely....

 

Edwin: ....Ewwwwww!

 

-Annie

[Guest ErekT2k]

why are all the new XF9 sig banners different?

 

Actually, you've still got the V2.0 banner. Me, Tod, and Renegade have the V3.0 banners.

 

Just wait til LDP uploads the new ones.

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

The new ones are uploaded.

 

Good promo Annie. It's nice to see someone in the stable will still have a sunny personality... we may need your optimism, as the road ahead will not be an easy one...

 

And that X-Box was almost destroyed when that Ash-propelled automobile went through the wall... tough little thing though, only got scratched up a bit.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Hey, that XBOX is tough enough to out-battle small children and animals, a little car crashing into it will do diddly squat I know, I have one, lol

 

hopefully, I'll have a catchy new nickname if I win v. Sacred... uh, heh...

 

-Annie

[Guest Thoth]

YOU GOT DDR

 

OMIGODZ^&%#

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

YEAHAHAHAHAHS

 

Silent Hill and B 4 U are 0wning me right now.

 

-Annie

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"XF9 sucks.

 

Have them buy a Gamecube, or at the very least a PS2 or you're all jobbed for eternity.

 

Mothernature says, beating Jay Dawg? Well...don't set your sights too high or anything..."

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

no no no, you see we need to have Microsoft -continue- to make XBOXes, keep them on the fringe of being successful while they hemmorhage money from all sides on the project. They think they'll break even by the time they bring out XBOX-2 where they'll immediately go back into the hole. IF they kill the XBOX now, they don't get to lose all that money they lose on the hardware. So buy XBOX! Simple when you think about it

 

 

-Annie

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Hey, I would've gone with a PS2, Stubby, but noooo, I got outvoted.

 

Damn kids.

[Guest Renegade]

Hey, I would've gone with a PS2, Stubby, but noooo, I got outvoted.

 

Damn kids.

Being a PS2 owner il back you up on that.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"[stubby grabs his Gamecube by the handle and pummels XF9's Xbox into dust.]

 

Any console who's standard colour is purple is alright with me.

 

Mothernature says, she bought a black one. Purple is fruity..."

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Yeah... my purple Gamecube owns you XF9

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

My Dreamcast 0WNZ j00 ALL! Behotch!

 

Don't make me sing Dr. Evil's version of "Hard Knock Life" because I can and will.

 

-Annie

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

I want to hear you sing, woman.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Bounce with it...

 

 

It's the hard knock life for us

It's the hard knock life for us

Instead of treats

We Get Tricks

Instead of kisses

We Get Kicks

It's a Hard knock life

 

 

 

I don't know how to be

No crib on MTV

God only knows

I got my Mini-Me in the GP

See how it goes

Evil's all that I see

You ask me my name?

D to the Rizzo E to the Vizzo I to the Lizzo

I'm a crazy Mother******

Y'all knew that

Austin caught me in the first act

It's all backwards

What's with that?

So I'll make a prophecy

From the dawgs to the Mini-Me

Give me an Escalade, two way

Bling Bling on E-Bay

Domino Mother******!

 

 

It's the hard knock life for us

It's the hard knock life for us ---Stick that in your pipe and smoke it

Instead of treats

We Get Tricks ---Uh-huh

Instead of kisses ---This is for all my homies in grouge...

We Get Kicks

It's a Hard knock life for us ---Uh-huh Uh-huh Uh-huh Uh-huh Uh-huh

It's a hard knock life for us

Instead of treats ---Ah... Crystal

We get tricks ---My moto....

Instead of kisses

We get kicks ---A couple of behotches.. why not?

It's a hard knock life

 

 

I gotta bust a move

Dropin bust-a-groove

Feelin fine

Got an evil crew

Goldmember too

Lick my nine

Till then I'll (censored) on my (censored) brand up and (censored)

I'll call and (censored) spit in your (censored) that's all

Fuhshizzle my Nizzle y'all

 

 

This is a shout out to Hoova

God MC

You all know him

He's Jay Z

 

 

I met him!

Well... I saw him in a restaurant once....

 

 

Stick that in your Blunt and Smoke it!

Yeah! I said Blunt!

 

 

 

 

 

-Annie

[Guest Thoth]

If this gaming discussion continues any longer, I will interject myself.

 

You don't want that, small children. Run now.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

heh...

 

"DoA 3 is the best fighting game ever!"

 

heh.

 

Oh, and I got a 'B' on B 4 U! (Y)

 

-Annie