SWF Smarkdown Card (August 5th, 2002)

[Guest HVilleThugg]

SWF Smarkdown

The Card

Venue: Madison Square Garden in New York, New York

Due Date: 12pm Central Time, Monday, August 5th

Show Poster: BA_Baracus

 

 

 

Tag Team Match

X Force 9 (Annie E./Renegade) vs. Creative Control (Lerrin Breggan/Sacred)

- Annie E pulled the upset of upsets on Storm when she defeated Sacred. However, she took it a bit too far, and began to beat on Sacred after he was out while calling out the HVT-obsessed Jay Dawg. Well, Jay Dawg has the night off, but as Stubby’s right hand man, has asked his two friends to take care of it. Annie will team up with XF9 cohort, Renegade, who had his head imploded on Storm by Jay Dawg. ‘Gade was less then pleased with the way he was treated in his debut, so he’ll be glad to step in the ring and prove his worth to the rest of the Niners. Sacred’s obviously upset about being embarrassed on Storm, so he’s mad. Breggan’s mad because he lost his #1 contendership match, so he’ll be happy to rip some XF9ers apart. Should be brutal! Oh yeah…and what about Silent?!?

- Word Limit: 4000

- Send to Suicide King

 

 

Ladder Match for the US Title

Tom Flesher© vs. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson

- TNT has been having some amazing success in the tag division as one half of Chilly Chilly Bang Bang from the Magnificent Seven. He went to Stubby to request a singles gimmick match for Smarkdown in hopes of testing himself out in singles competition while tuning up for a tag title match against Edwin MacPhisto and Chris Raynor somewhere down the road, a right they earned at Ground Zero. Stubby, in what may be considered a cruel joke, gave him a match against an old adversary, The Clan’s Tom Flesher, a man that has beaten the explosive one within an inch of his life on more than one occasion. Tom is riding high coming off a huge win over the veteran El Luchadore Magnifico to become both the US and Light-Heavyweight champion. This Monday, he will attempt to beat some sense into TNT and hold onto his double champion status, but in a brutal Ladder Match. Will Flesher have enough in his tank to endure a tough ladder match with the upstart TNT after being only a week removed from an Ultimate Submissions Match? Will the explosive talent of Thompson overcome the head-to-head edge Tom has? Don’t miss this huge matchup this Monday! Oh yeah…and what about Silent?!?

- Match Rules: DQ and countout rules are not in effect. Pinfalls, KOs, and submissions are not valid. The only way to win this match is to climb a ladder and retrieve the US title belt suspended 20 ft above the ring. Yeah…good luck with that.

- Word Limit: 5000

- Send to HVilleThugg

 

 

Tag Team Match

Midnight Carnival (Edwin MacPhisto & El Luchadore Magnifico) vs. Magnificent 7 (The Boston Strangler & Frost)

- While his normal partner, TNT, was maxing and relaxing on Storm, Frost teamed up with Strangler to take on some XF9ers. Well, the team from Mag 7 was not successful, mainly because of some miscommunication when Hell Froze Over for Strangler. Now, the question is…has Strangler forgiven Frost for the mistake, or does he harbor some resentment? Well, the team will get another chance to gel together as they take on the world champion, Edwin MacPhisto, and the 4-time Light-Heavyweight champion, El Luchadore Magnifico. The heat between Mag 7 and the Carnival is well documented, but the hotheadedness of Strangler is also well documented. Can Strangler keep a cool head about Frost’s mistake and work with him again, or will Strangler teach the rookie a lesson out there against the stiff Carnival competition? Oh yeah…and what about Silent?!?

- Word Limit: 4500

- Send to BA_Baracus

 

 

Hardcore Match

Z vs. Silent

- It seems that Silent has taken the SWF by storm, despite having participated in NO matches. The Edwin’s scared of him…Thoth’s scared of him…Raynor’s scared of him…but you know who isn’t? Z!! The one letter wonder, as fool-hearty as he may be, challenged the Silent One to a hardcore match this Monday! Edwin nor Raynor could stop him as Z may as well have signed his deathwish…and I don’t mean Danny.

- Match Rules: DQ and countout rules are not in effect. Pinfalls, submissions, and KO’s may happen anywhere in the arena, and the first one to score one of the above will be declared the winner.

- Word Limit: 4000

- Send to HVilleThugg

 

 

ICTV Title Match

Erek Taylor© vs. Fallout

Special Commentator: The Boston Strangler

- On Ground Zero, Fallout defeated three other men to earn the #1 contendership to the ICTV title. He’s cashing in this Monday as he takes on the ever-impressive Erek Taylor, who can’t seem to get the Boston Strangler off his back. As soon as Strangler heard about this match, he asked profusely to be the referee. Well, Stubby’s said we’ve had enough of the special referee matches, but he will allow Strangler to join our announce team during this match, much to Grand Slam’s dismay. What kind of effect will Strangler have on this match, or will he simply vent from behind the table?…a technique perfected by Bobby Riley in the JL and now the WF. Oh yeah…and what about Silent?!?

- Word Limit: 5000

- Send to Suicide King

 

 

MAIN EVENT

Singles Match

Thoth vs. Chris Wilson

- After Storm, we have two #1 contenders to the World Title in the names of Thoth and Chris Wilson. Thoth and Edwin got into it a little bit on Storm over the infamous Silent, and, of course, there’s no love lost between Wilson and Edwin..or Thoth for that matter. Well, before these three lock up on Storm for the World Title, Thoth and Wilson will fight on Smarkdown with an interesting stipulation. Stubby hates Wilson almost as much as he hates Edwin, so he added this…Should Thoth win this match against Edwin, he will face Edwin for the World Title alone on Storm! If Wilson wins, it’s a 3-way on Storm. What’s the status of the fragile relationship between Thoth and Edwin, and does Thoth really want to face Edwin alone, knowing how unstable their “friendship” is? Who knows…but we’ll find out on Monday! Oh yeah…and what about Silent?!?

- Word Limit: 5500

- Send to BA_Baracus

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

Oooo nifty card, Thugg. I don't believe I've ever faced the Thoth-man before, and this is a win-win stipulatiooooon. Might not look it, but it is!

 

The two title matches look dandy, we get to see Silent actually wrestle a match!, our world champion is midcarding and some great mid-card action. Should be a great show.

[Guest Muzz]

I hate tag matches...

 

Great card other wise.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

crazy tag champeen hating tag matches.

 

 

Goddamn Vodka keeping me up half the night.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

wow.....

 

You know, if we were really wrestlers, I'd look over at my stablemate Renegade here and say...

 

"yo, we're fucked!"

 

-Annie

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

Well, what about Silent?

[Guest kelloggs]

Yeah what about Silent?

 

Best line ever Thugg

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Heh heh. Thugg is too funny.

 

This should be muy muy interesting. Frost, Strangler, PM me with any story stuff you need. I'm not gonna have much time to write this weekend, so I'll try to figure out storyline stuff at work today and let you guys know by tonight if anything needs to be stuck in.

 

That main event is going to rock, by the way...I do believe it's the first time they've fought one-on-one. And I am very interested to see what happens there...::schemes::

[Guest Kibagami]

What the hell is this? I have to ***WRITE MATCHES*** now? I thought I could just, you know, be really scary and frighten Edwin into giving me the World title. Writing matches...damn it all!

 

What about me?? WHAT ABOUT SILENT?!?

 

S.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Uh yeah...

 

...what about Silent?

 

Hmmm...interesting card. Ah, random tag matches...where would us booking types be without them?

 

Mothernature says..."

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Yeah...it's called..."where in the fuck do I put these two guys?? Oh...wait...I have two other random people...TAG MATCH"

 

Da "well, at least I tried to make it sound NOT random" H

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Dammit Thugg, you've given away the secret! This is like Kentucky Fried Chicken being brought out into the open!

 

Colonel Sanders says: your ass is mine!

[Guest Muzz]

I hate you Thugg, I really do.

 

*Plots against the Cliq*

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

okie okie.... again.... Gade (fresh bumpee) and I (off-the-shnide freshly returning vet) have to take on Sacred (freshly returned former ICTV champ) and Breggan (Freshly returned someone who is being a frigging monster no one but Edwin can beat).

 

Gade, love ya man, but we're still screwed.

 

-Annie

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Ok, well...it's been 2 days, so this gets pinned and Storm comes down.

 

Da "keeping on top of things" H

[Guest Muzz]

Alright, one of the main reasons I hate tag matches... I am roughly 10 hours ahead of everyone, which makes for tough times. Lerrin's off to bed, but I'll make sure we get a match in.

 

Lerrin, I love your optimism as well. I shall have fun working with your character.