Ok that's it...

[Guest The Superstar]

God Bless Michael Cole. Best announcer ever.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

If I were Vince Mcmahon, and if I were really satan, I would put Dusty and Stevie Ray beside Michael Cole at a WM and watch him slowly, but surely, start to lose his mind.

 

Stevie: Hey Myco, wut wuz dat move?

Dusty: Dat mooove riiiight they-ah, if you wheel, is a bahday slaaaam.

Stevie: I wuz talkin to Myco, Dusty

Dusty: Wheeel I was talkin to Myco, so why dun you just...

Stevie: Why don't I just wut?

Dusty: Whydontchujuswatchthematch, alright?

Stevie:Myco, can I assk you sumthin?

Cole: What is it Stevie?

Stevie: What is that YAK doin down at ringside?

*Dusty starts to break out in a fit of laughter*

Dusty: HEJUSTCALLEDTHATGIRLAYAK!!!

Cole: What's a yak?

Stevie: You know, a yak! A sqwizzak.

Cole: Huh?

Dusty: Lemmetellyousumthin-rie-he-ah.. Nah, those two mee-an in the ring, they be tuff as gum, Itallyouthah-rie-he-ah-if-you-wheeel.

Cole: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Stevie: TONY TONY TONY MY GAWD!

Cole: Who's Tony?

Dusty: Where's Tony?

Cole: Who?

Dusty: Tonay! TONAY! Where's MIKE TENay, the professuh? He taughtmehowtocallthumovesgooduh-now, ya he-ah?

Cole: Whu, whuh...I....I....I just don't know any more.

Stevie: Myco! Myco! Wut wuz dat move???!

Cole: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MY BRAIN IS MELTING!

 

AAAAAAAND SCENE!

[Guest The Ruthless Aggressor]

That would be worth the buyrate alone! Except the Cole brain melting part, of course.

[Guest Nezbyte]

If I were Vince Mcmahon, and if I were really satan, I would put Dusty and Stevie Ray beside Michael Cole at a WM and watch him slowly, but surely, start to lose his mind.

 

Stevie: Hey Myco, wut wuz dat move?

Dusty: Dat mooove riiiight they-ah, if you wheel, is a bahday slaaaam.

Stevie: I wuz talkin to Myco, Dusty

Dusty: Wheeel I was talkin to Myco, so why dun you just...

Stevie: Why don't I just wut?

Dusty: Whydontchujuswatchthematch, alright?

Stevie:Myco, can I assk you sumthin?

Cole: What is it Stevie?

Stevie: What is that YAK doin down at ringside?

*Dusty starts to break out in a fit of laughter*

Dusty: HEJUSTCALLEDTHATGIRLAYAK!!!

Cole: What's a yak?

Stevie: You know, a yak! A sqwizzak.

Cole: Huh?

Dusty: Lemmetellyousumthin-rie-he-ah.. Nah, those two mee-an in the ring, they be tuff as gum, Itallyouthah-rie-he-ah-if-you-wheeel.

Cole: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Stevie: TONY TONY TONY MY GAWD!

Cole: Who's Tony?

Dusty: Where's Tony?

Cole: Who?

Dusty: Tonay! TONAY! Where's MIKE TENay, the professuh? He taughtmehowtocallthumovesgooduh-now, ya he-ah?

Cole: Whu, whuh...I....I....I just don't know any more.

Stevie: Myco! Myco! Wut wuz dat move???!

Cole: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MY BRAIN IS MELTING!

 

AAAAAAAND SCENE!

Bwahahahahahaha!