Guest The Superstar Posted August 4, 2002 Report Posted August 4, 2002 God Bless Michael Cole. Best announcer ever.
Guest RavishingRickRudo Posted August 4, 2002 Report Posted August 4, 2002 If I were Vince Mcmahon, and if I were really satan, I would put Dusty and Stevie Ray beside Michael Cole at a WM and watch him slowly, but surely, start to lose his mind. Stevie: Hey Myco, wut wuz dat move? Dusty: Dat mooove riiiight they-ah, if you wheel, is a bahday slaaaam. Stevie: I wuz talkin to Myco, Dusty Dusty: Wheeel I was talkin to Myco, so why dun you just... Stevie: Why don't I just wut? Dusty: Whydontchujuswatchthematch, alright? Stevie:Myco, can I assk you sumthin? Cole: What is it Stevie? Stevie: What is that YAK doin down at ringside? *Dusty starts to break out in a fit of laughter* Dusty: HEJUSTCALLEDTHATGIRLAYAK!!! Cole: What's a yak? Stevie: You know, a yak! A sqwizzak. Cole: Huh? Dusty: Lemmetellyousumthin-rie-he-ah.. Nah, those two mee-an in the ring, they be tuff as gum, Itallyouthah-rie-he-ah-if-you-wheeel. Cole: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Stevie: TONY TONY TONY MY GAWD! Cole: Who's Tony? Dusty: Where's Tony? Cole: Who? Dusty: Tonay! TONAY! Where's MIKE TENay, the professuh? He taughtmehowtocallthumovesgooduh-now, ya he-ah? Cole: Whu, whuh...I....I....I just don't know any more. Stevie: Myco! Myco! Wut wuz dat move???! Cole: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MY BRAIN IS MELTING! AAAAAAAND SCENE!
Guest The Ruthless Aggressor Posted August 4, 2002 Report Posted August 4, 2002 That would be worth the buyrate alone! Except the Cole brain melting part, of course.
Guest Nezbyte Posted August 4, 2002 Report Posted August 4, 2002 If I were Vince Mcmahon, and if I were really satan, I would put Dusty and Stevie Ray beside Michael Cole at a WM and watch him slowly, but surely, start to lose his mind. Stevie: Hey Myco, wut wuz dat move? Dusty: Dat mooove riiiight they-ah, if you wheel, is a bahday slaaaam. Stevie: I wuz talkin to Myco, Dusty Dusty: Wheeel I was talkin to Myco, so why dun you just... Stevie: Why don't I just wut? Dusty: Whydontchujuswatchthematch, alright? Stevie:Myco, can I assk you sumthin? Cole: What is it Stevie? Stevie: What is that YAK doin down at ringside? *Dusty starts to break out in a fit of laughter* Dusty: HEJUSTCALLEDTHATGIRLAYAK!!! Cole: What's a yak? Stevie: You know, a yak! A sqwizzak. Cole: Huh? Dusty: Lemmetellyousumthin-rie-he-ah.. Nah, those two mee-an in the ring, they be tuff as gum, Itallyouthah-rie-he-ah-if-you-wheeel. Cole: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Stevie: TONY TONY TONY MY GAWD! Cole: Who's Tony? Dusty: Where's Tony? Cole: Who? Dusty: Tonay! TONAY! Where's MIKE TENay, the professuh? He taughtmehowtocallthumovesgooduh-now, ya he-ah? Cole: Whu, whuh...I....I....I just don't know any more. Stevie: Myco! Myco! Wut wuz dat move???! Cole: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MY BRAIN IS MELTING! AAAAAAAND SCENE! Bwahahahahahaha!
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