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Guest Smeghead
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This is a face quote, but still good. I think this was a little before Unforgiven 2000, and it went a little something like this.

 

"Kane, it seems to the Rock that you are all about FINDING things. And Chris Benoit, it seems that you are all about PROVING things. So what The Rock wants you to do is this: Kane, Chris Benoit, find a nice, quiet, private place, where you too can be alone. And Benoit, since you're all about PROVING things, when you're alone with Kane, pull your pants down. That's right, pull your pants down, and PROVE to Kane that you're not a woman. And Kane, since you're all about FINDING things, after Benoit pulls his pants down, see if you can FIND the penis that Benoit claims he has!"

Guest Nezbyte
Posted
This is a face quote, but still good. I think this was a little before Unforgiven 2000, and it went a little something like this.

 

"Kane, it seems to the Rock that you are all about FINDING things. And Chris Benoit, it seems that you are all about PROVING things. So what The Rock wants you to do is this: Kane, Chris Benoit, find a nice, quiet, private place, where you too can be alone. And Benoit, since you're all about PROVING things, when you're alone with Kane, pull your pants down. That's right, pull your pants down, and PROVE to Kane that you're not a woman. And Kane, since you're all about FINDING things, after Benoit pulls his pants down, see if you can FIND the penis that Benoit claims he has!"

I remember that, that was fuckin funny.

Guest Midnight Express83
Posted

"You see, Gennifer, unlike the roody poos out there. You and I have high oral...I mean moral behaviors...."-WMXIV

Guest CanadianChris
Posted

The one that started it all...

 

"The Rock thinks you should fire him, Vince!"

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