SWF Storm card (August 9/2002)

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Here you are bitches.

 

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Show: SWF Storm

Date: August 9, 2002

Arena: The Nassau Coliseum in Long Island, New York!

Due date: August, 2002 at 12PM (noon) central time.

 

Note – Send all promos and whatnot to me (Stubby). Send booking requests to both me and Thugg…

 

STRAP MATCH

Silent vs. Chris Raynor

- Silent beat the poop out of the Carnival’s own Z on Smarkdown. Things won’t be as easy when he goes up against Chris Raynor this Friday. Edwin already stopped Raynor from facing Silent once, but Raynor's had all the Silent crap he can stands, he can't stands no more!

Match Description – DQ and count-out rules are in effect. Both men will be attached at the wrist by an approximately 10-foot strap. The strap is the only foreign object that can be used in the match and it can be used in any way the wrestlers want. The winner is the first one to score a pinfall, submission or knockout within the ring.

Word Limit: 4500 words

Send to: HVilleThugg

 

SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Frost

- In order to prove X-force 9 is every inch the stable the Magnificent 7 is, Tod issued a challenge to anyone in that group, and the big man Frost accepted. Did Tod bite off more than he can chew?

Word Limit: 3500 words

Send to: HVilleThugg

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Z

- Z was half killed on Smarkdown by Silent. On an unrelated note, Dawg…being a fighting champion decided to challenge Z to this match after seeing the condition he was in after Smarkdown. Z, not being particularly smart, accepted.

Match Description – Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect. Submissions, pinfalls and knockouts count anywhere within the arena.

Word Limit: 4000 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

SINGLES MATCH

Renegade vs. Sacred

- On Smarkdown, Sacred suffered his second straight loss since returning when the team of Annie Eclectic and Renegade defeated him and Lerrin Breggan. Sacred will be looking for some payback this Friday…

Word Limit: 3500 words

Send to: HVilleThugg

 

TAG MATCH

Erek Taylor & Longdogger Pete vs. The Boston Strangler & Danny Williams

- The heat between X-force 9 and Magnificent 7 is steadily increasing and of course Taylor and Strangler have their share of history, so this tag match is a natural…

Word Limit: 4500 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

US TITLE MATCH

“TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Tom Flesher

- In what some would call an upset, TNT beat Tom Flesher on Smarkdown and took his US title. Flesher won’t have to wait long for his rematch.

Word Limit: 5000 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Lerrin Breggan

- Annie has scored two wins in a row over Creative Control since returning, but that all might come to an end on Storm when she faces the intimidating Lerrin Breggan.

Word Limit: 4500 words

Send to: HVilleThugg

 

3-WAY ELMINATION MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Thoth vs. Chris Wilson

- 2 number one contenders…one, Chris Wilson is the champion’s most deadly enemy, while the other, Thoth, is a former foe who has allied with Edwin against Wilson and the Magnificent 7. Lately though, with the appearance of Silent in Thoth’s stable the Clan, the relationship between the two has become strained. What will happen this Friday is anyone's guess!

Match Description – DQ and count-out rules are in effect. Once a man is eliminated via pinfall, submission or knockout they must return to the back. The last surviving wrestler is the winner.

Word Limit: 7000 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

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Mothernature says..."

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

Interesting card, but I think ELM is in the Hamptons. Maybe he gets back soon, or something. TNT/Flesher, The Rematch, as well as Z/JD are gonna be great. And how about that main event! Yeah, baby. Another elimination match for meeeeeeeeeeee!

 

Stubby, Mother nature hasn't had a lot to say lately. Is she on vacation, and you're just covering for her?

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"She's had a nervous breakdown...but we don't like to talk about it.

 

Whoops...I forgot ELM was gone. I get too many damn PMs...I already had to delete his about taking time off.

 

Raynor...you're goin' in!

 

Mothernature says..."

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

8 matches? Damn! Helluva lotta good stuff on there. Can't wait to see what happens with Silent/Raynor now that the caveman himself is back out of the wilderness, and that's going to be a tough main event.

 

But the best line on the card:

Z, not being particularly smart, accepted.

 

C'mon, Z! The Carnival hasn't had hardcore gold in forever! Make us proud!

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Lerrin Breggan

- Annie has scored two wins in a row over Creative Control since returning, but that all might come to an end on Storm when she faces the intimidating Lerrin Breggan.

 

...fuck

 

 

-Annie

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

rematch?

 

...

 

Rematch!?

 

...

 

REMATCH!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

Well, say hello the the shortest reigning US champ EVER.

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

GAAARRRHGGGHHH!

 

Frickin' tag matches.

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

US TITLE MATCH

“TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Tom Flesher

- In what some would call an upset, TNT beat Tom Flesher on Smarkdown and took his US title. Flesher won’t have to wait long for his rematch.

Word Limit: 5000 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

I call winner!

[Guest Lerrin Breggan]

Excellent! Just the match I was looking for! I'll make sure to remember all those nice comments you gave me in your and Renegade's match Annie!!

[Guest Suicide King]

I'm gonna be in Milwaukee, so someone else is gonna have to mark those matches. Sorry guys.

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

I'll mark! This is a surefire way to end my losing streak!

 

And Pete, I feel the same way about the tag matches...

[Guest chirs3]

...but Raynor's had all the Silent crap he can stands, he can't stands no more!

 

LOL!

 

I am so screwed.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"What, the problem Tagdogger Pete?

 

Er...I mean Longtagger, whoops...Longdogger Tag.

 

Mothernature says, tag, taggity, tag..."

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Meh. Just a bit tired of tag matches after doing three straight, is all. I'll live with it... this time.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

Yes, more than 2 tag matches in a row = teh SUQ.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Change in plans people...

 

Stubby is posting Storm this week because I have some other committments to attend to. So, please take note.

 

Da "letting you know early" H

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Who's marking King's matches?

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Ummmmm....dunno. We'll have to get back to you on that.

 

Da "so much confusion" H

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Better get back to us quick, dog.

 

And by the way, you will all marvel at my new signature style. Yes.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"D'oh...no King to mark.

 

Uhhh...you're still marking, right Thugg? In which case we can just split his stuff I geuss.

 

If you're not marking Thugg, someone else will have to step in this week I guess.

 

Mothernature says..."

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

If the matches are guaranteed to be in for 3 Eastern Time... then just send them my way.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Everyone please note the change in markers. If King was your marker, please double check to see who is now marking your match.

 

Sorry Stubbs, but you got the longer matches because I'm already going to be pressed to mark them. So, what does that mean to the rest of you...NO EXTENSIONS!! Sorry guys, but you gotta get them in on time this week...if it's late, it won't get marked. Sorry....but I got committments. Remember, Stubby is posting the show.

 

Da "glad we could clear that up" H

[Guest Thoth]

Oh my god... it was elimination... I didn't see. I didn't see. No no no no no no no no no no.

[Guest Kibagami]

::says a prayer for Thoth::

 

Wow. Owowowowowowowowow.

 

Ewwww.

 

S.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

It could be worse. At least you didn't write a four-man cage match.