SWF STOOOOORM PREDICTIONS

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

STRAP MATCH

Silent vs. Chris Raynor

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Frost

 

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Z

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Renegade vs. Sacred

 

 

TAG MATCH

Erek Taylor & Longdogger Pete vs. The Boston Strangler & Danny Williams

 

 

US TITLE MATCH

“TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Tom Flesher

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Lerrin Breggan

 

 

3-WAY ELMINATION MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Thoth vs. Chris Wilson

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

STRAP MATCH

Silent vs. Chris Raynor

* Raynor's back from the great wilderness, and looking to get warmed up for the duel with CCBB. Silent wants his first win. Stubby, how do you have a strap match with DQ enabled?! You neeed blooooooooooood. I'm going to go with Raynor, even though he never, ever, ever picks me.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Frost

* Oh, I'm sorry Tod but its just over before it starts. Frost is gonna rock your world, real mean-like. M7 Pride!

 

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Z

* This is probably JD's biggest challenge to date, and if Z writes, we're going to have ourselves one heckuva winning match, whoever that may be. Until JD proves me different, however, it's Hardcore, so I'll go with him. JD with a bloody retain.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Renegade vs. Sacred

* Sacred's feeling non-confident. Renegade's looking for his first singles victory after tag winnage on Smarkdown. I'm going to go old skool and take Sacred, but an XF9 upset wouldn't surprise me.

 

TAG MATCH

Erek Taylor & Longdogger Pete vs. The Boston Strangler & Danny Williams

* Danny finally gets a tag match, and on the other hand, LDP's sick of em. Strangler's turning into Fallout when it comes to tag matches, but I'm not going to pick against M7. The Boston Deathwish to win by a smidgen, but LDP to definitely write another groovy promo.

 

US TITLE MATCH

“TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Tom Flesher

* Big-time here, baby. To prove all those nay-sayers (mainly evil edwin and OC, those crafty bastards) wrong, TNT's going to be writing his ass off. Tom's never had a losing streak here in the WF, and he's awesome, so common sense would tell you to take him. I'm going to go with a retain though.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Lerrin Breggan

* Ooo....Annie's riding high, 2 in a row over CC, including the always-good Sacred. Breggan's verrry good, though. But I'm not gonna pick against my gal, Annie. Lerrin to go dooooooooooown.

 

3-WAY ELMINATION MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Thoth vs. Chris Wilson

*Eliiiiiiiiimination fuuuuuuun. Should be a goodie.

[Guest TheBostonStrangler]

STRAP MATCH

Silent vs. Chris Raynor

 

That's a hell of an opener. I'll take Silent to bounce back from a tough loss and pick up a W here.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Frost

 

I think these guys have a pretty good history with each other, so the match should be fun to read. I'll take Frost.

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Z

 

Hmmm....Z wrote a spectacular match last time. JD has kicked amazing amounts of ass lately. I'll give it to JD based on the stip.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Renegade vs. Sacred

 

Gade's been impressive since his callup, but Sacred is damn good. If he can figure out when to hand in the match, Sacred wins this one.

 

TAG MATCH

Erek Taylor & Longdogger Pete vs. The Boston Strangler & Danny Williams

 

My team to lose, since I can't win a fucking tag match. Danny, you'd be better off writing by yourself.

 

US TITLE MATCH

“TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Tom Flesher

 

Rematches are fun. I think TNT is gonna surprise us again and defend his title, although Flesher could easily pull this one out.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Lerrin Breggan

 

Both of them have looked good since their return/debut, but I'll take Lerrin here.

 

3-WAY ELMINATION MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Thoth vs. Chris Wilson

 

Now this is a nice match. All three men want this one BAD. All three of them are on a roll, especially Wilson and MacPhisto (when was the last time Edwin lost?). I'll take the champ to retain, but wouldn't be particularly surprised if the title changed hands.

 

 

And read mah promo~!

[Guest chirs3]

STRAP MATCH

Silent vs. Chris Raynor

 

-----> I am so screwed.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Frost

 

-----> Errrm... Uhhh... this is a toss up.

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Z

 

-----> The human punching bag, Z!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Renegade vs. Sacred

 

-----> Sacred

 

TAG MATCH

Erek Taylor & Longdogger Pete vs. The Boston Strangler & Danny Williams

 

-----> I'm giving a slight (SLIGHT) edge to Longdoggie and Taylor.

 

US TITLE MATCH

“TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Tom Flesher

 

-----> If Flesher is on, he can win it back. But I'm rootin' for ya, TNT!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Lerrin Breggan

 

-----> Toss up.

 

3-WAY ELMINATION MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Thoth vs. Chris Wilson

 

-----> I'm going to pick Edwin, because Edwin rocks the socks, but I'm not going to say Wilson and Thoth won't win it... This I'm looking forward to.

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

STRAP MATCH

Silent vs. Chris Raynor

- Silent to have a major turnaround here.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Frost

- Tod deKindes

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Z

- LOL... nice knowin' ya Z

 

SINGLES MATCH

Renegade vs. Sacred

- Whoever writes the hardest, but I'm rootin' for Renee.

 

TAG MATCH

Erek Taylor & Longdogger Pete vs. The Boston Strangler & Danny Williams

- Strangler and Deathwish... they will have a lot of good ideas for this match, that I'm sure of. This new M7 combo has an advantage.

 

US TITLE MATCH

“TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Tom Flesher

- Tom Flesher will get his sweeeet revenge on the t00lish manipulator of SWFers. (Y).

 

SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Lerrin Breggan

- Annie has been r0xx0ring it, but Bregberg is Bregberg is king.

 

3-WAY ELMINATION MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Thoth vs. Chris Wilson

- Dude. 'Dis is one phricktion-philled slobbaknocka. There is a huge chance that Edwin will retain the title as he has times before, but I think Wilson may finally be on top of Eddy Mac's game here, and he's on a roll. The M7 maestro is 'da upset pick.

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

STRAP MATCH

Silent vs. Chris Raynor

-Unless Chris jobs, I think he can pull out the victory here.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Frost

-Ouch...this is ~TOUGH~...I'll go with Frost, but this is just because of his wins against Tod in the past...Todski could EASILY sneak out a win here, as he's very talented, and is DA BOMB at singles matches.

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Z

-Z just...BETTER win here. He BETTER. And I believe that if he puts all of his effort into it, he CAN win.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Renegade vs. Sacred

-Ooh...Sacred better get the DATE of the show right this time. If he does, I think he can beat the Gade-meister, merely because of the experience factor.

 

TAG MATCH

Erek Taylor & Longdogger Pete vs. The Boston Strangler & Danny Williams

-Ooh...if TBS and Danno can succesfully splice their styles together, then I think they can pull this off, especially since Erek is pissed at me, and I therefor hate him.

 

US TITLE MATCH

“TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Tom Flesher

-

Deadest.

Champ.

EVER.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Lerrin Breggan

-Ooh...I'll be rooting for Annie all the way...but Breggen is the Rico...er...the Brock of the SWF, so he has the edge.

 

3-WAY ELMINATION MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Thoth vs. Chris Wilson

-...Ouch. Closest. Match. Ever. Let's do a rundown!

 

Thoth-Told me to "eat him" over AIM.

*cough*

Edwin-Told me to eat a bag of dicks, even if it was a hoax.

*cough*

Wilson-Did nothing at all really...this WILL be close, but I really do believe that if Wilson writes his ass off, he can win here...but hell...this will be fucking CLOSE.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

STRAP MATCH

Silent vs. Chris Raynor

----> Silent will be looking to get his first writing win after being shocked by Z... who lost IC, but still. I read Silent's match and it was damn good. Z's was just a touch better, but damn, I loved them both. Chris however has SMASH~! power. I gotta take the vet here because vets win tossups.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Frost

Tdk v. Mister Misty himself. Heh heh heh... if he ever fights me I'm dead. Tdk=XF9=WINNERZ~~1!1!1!!!!

 

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Z

Well, I'm mixed with my emotions here. I plan on beating JD fairly soundly in the future for both the HC title and Molly's honor. Plus he's been ruling lately, being the only person to be me in my short return. Z however, is the writer I've been marking out for the most. I heart goes with Z but my head says JD.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Renegade vs. Sacred

Wow.... they can't beat us tag so it's one on one action for us. Renegade = new bumpee, Sacred = returning vet. I beat Sacred but I have the feeling that it was ring rust that did him in, while time zone problems got us our second win. I'm rooting for ya Gade, but if I'm betting, it's for Sacred, as he's probably wanting to turn it up for this match

 

TAG MATCH

Erek Taylor & Longdogger Pete vs. The Boston Strangler & Danny Williams

I'd say this was close, but Strangler is a Red Sox fan, and we all know they suck (Don't We Bo and Thugg? yes... yes indeedy....) lol. I'm saying XF9 in a landslide just to annoy Strangler, even though it's insanely close.

 

US TITLE MATCH

'TNT' Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Tom Flesher

You know what, I mark for Tom, I really do. But TNT has this weird aura around him. He doesn't believe he can do it but if he really tries his hardest, I think he can pull a major upset twice. For some reason I see TNT retaining. Don't ask me why.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Lerrin Breggan

(begins dancing in circles) I am so fucked... I am so fucked... I'm really gonna die, I'm really gonna die... cha cha cha!

 

3-WAY ELMINATION MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Thoth vs. Chris Wilson

Wow...... can there be a harder match to call? Thoth's had a little rest but not enough to warrant ring rust. Wilson's been on a tear... and Edwin is friggin Edwin. Unstoppable v. Unbreakable v. Unmovable. it's a toss up, and I have reasons to mark out for any of the three.

 

 

 

it's easy when you go by the numbers. So that why we throw them out and go by gut instinct and pizza (Y)

 

-Annie

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Home from work...not in match mode yet...clearly, 'tis prediction time.

 

STRAP MATCH

Silent vs. Chris Raynor

-Raynor is a tough customer and my tag partner, but much like words with multiple syllables, straps confuse him. Silent uses inverted SMASHosity to win.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Frost

-Feeling the Tod vibe on this one, but Frost is gonna be itching for the singles win after 3 shows straight of tag-style action...gonna say Tod. Yes. *** for life.

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Z

-Whoaohoh! JD has been unstoppable with the hardcore belt, but Z had a really, really nice match on Smarkdown...basically, I think it's going to come down to whether or not Z can write him kicking someone else's ass as well as he can write the kicking of his own. And, truth be told, I think he can do it. New champz0r!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Renegade vs. Sacred

-Sacred. Third time's a charm, man.

 

TAG MATCH

Erek Taylor & Longdogger Pete vs. The Boston Strangler & Danny Williams

-Oof, poor Strangler. 3 kinda toss-together tags in a row...and now, against the team of Erek and Pete. I think XF9 will mesh better, since I see Strangler and Danny's writing styles as pretty different...if M7 can pull a nice edit, they can win, but I think the advantage goes to XF9 here. Here's a thought--since Pete and Strangler will both have had 3 tags in a row, why not have them both face off on the next show? Sure, we've seen it before, but never when XF9 is challenging M7 like this. Zenga.

 

US TITLE MATCH

“TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Tom Flesher

-TNT thinks that he is screwed on this, and history shows that when TNT thinks he's screwed, he wins. Can't fight--TNT continues to freak out over AIM, heh heh, and he holds on here.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Lerrin Breggan

-Oof. After computer mishaps cancelling out Ground Zero and timezone troubles splorfing all over the Smarkdown tag, I think Lerrin's coming back in a big way.

 

3-WAY ELMINATION MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Thoth vs. Chris Wilson

-Damn, dog. How you gonna diss your momma? CIA pick here. I'm writing and I have no fricking clue what's gonna happen. That, my friends, is excitement.

[Guest Tod deKindes]

STRAP MATCH

Silent vs. Chris Raynor

 

Not too familiar with the work of either men, therefore Queen Elizabeth says Raynor.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Frost

 

Stuff's gonna happen, and someone's gonna win. My match = no prediction

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Z

 

I believe the Z Man can do it. Everybody proclaims Fallout invincible; I beat him. Everybody proclaims JD invincible; Z can beat him.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Renegade vs. Sacred

 

The Ultimate Surprise, brother! 9'ers gotta stick together.

 

TAG MATCH

Erek Taylor & Longdogger Pete vs. The Boston Strangler & Danny Williams

 

T&P vs Strangled To Death. Pete's blargh at writing tag matches may not help, then again anything can happen. Mah boys, close call.

 

US TITLE MATCH

“TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Tom Flesher

 

Flesher with a backslide.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Lerrin Breggan

 

Quote Billy Gilman: "My girl."

 

3-WAY ELMINATION MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Thoth vs. Chris Wilson

 

The Mac Attack prevails.

[Guest ErekT2k]

STRAP MATCH

Silent vs. Chris Raynor

 

- Never saw much of Silent's work so I'll still gots to go with the Rayn man.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Frost

 

- Gwerr ladda somethin somethin. Tod.

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Z

 

- Z or JD, could go either way. Flip a coin but I'm rootin for JD.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Renegade vs. Sacred

 

- Renegade, cuz I know he has this thing planned out.

 

TAG MATCH

Erek Taylor & Longdogger Pete vs. The Boston Strangler & Danny Williams

 

- No prediction

 

US TITLE MATCH

“TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Tom Flesher

 

- TNT to retain.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Lerrin Breggan

 

- Annie to win and then cut another short short promo on how she's going after JD.

 

3-WAY ELMINATION MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Thoth vs. Chris Wilson

 

- Wilson

[Guest Drew_K]

STRAP MATCH

Silent vs. Chris Raynor

 

- Well, truth be told, I know I've seen as much of these guys work as anyone, but this pick is really confusing me. Mostly because all the stuff from Raynor that sticks out in my mind is tag matches. I know both guys are capable of winning matches, but let's say Silent, see if he can get off to a rolling start after his loss (Read: Squash victory.) to Z.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Frost

 

- Here's two guys I really liked in the JL, and it's great to see them face off. Love the way the XF9 stuff is going, and M7 has been rocking from the inclusion. Still, All that aside, I gotta pick the Frost man.

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Z

 

- I do like both these guys. Now that I've said that..... JD sucks! You can do it, Z man! Woo!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Renegade vs. Sacred

 

- Renegade. After all, he beat me, didn't he?

 

TAG MATCH

Erek Taylor & Longdogger Pete vs. The Boston Strangler & Danny Williams

 

- Oooh.... toughie. I'd really like to see this one end in some way with Taylor and Strangler in the ring, but who can say. I've already made one M7 pick, and one XF9 pick, but Strangler can kick me out of chat. Thus, my call is for him.

 

US TITLE MATCH

“TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Tom Flesher

 

- TNT says his match sucks, and it's not going well. That's bad for Tom. Tom has a hurt shoulder. That's bad for Tom. Despite his otherwise saying so, I gotta call TNT here, though Tom is more than capable, and that belt deserves a superior waist. (If you ask Tom.)

 

SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Lerrin Breggan

 

- Oooh. Man, this big Roster gives nothing but tough picks, huh? Let's say........ Lerrin in a close one, though Annie gets a wicked promo about how much JD sucks. At least, I hope for that part.

 

3-WAY ELMINATION MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Thoth vs. Chris Wilson

 

- Wow! Cool! This is gonna be a barnburner, to quote the olde tyme wrestling announcers. And I'm not calling it! Cause I don't do that for the ME! Cool!

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

STRAP MATCH

Silent vs. Chris Raynor

-All signs point to Silent going over and then beating the living hell out of Raynor.

WINNER: SILENT

 

SINGLES MATCH

Tod deKindes vs. Frost

-I always love going up against Tod. I'm up for the match and look to write an upbeat back and forth match similar to the one I wrote against Mercury a few weeks ago.

 

HARDCORE TITLE MATCH

Jay Dawg © vs. Z

-Z could really use the win here and I think the match last week against Silent was a nice primer for this one. However, JD is on a hot streak and I like his style of writing solid wrestling based Hardcore matches very much.

WINNER: JD

 

SINGLES MATCH

Renegade vs. Sacred

-Hopefully Sacred has his time zones straightened out now. This could be a real sleeper of a match and very close to call. Renegade has a bit more momentum coming in though.

WINNER: RENEGADE

 

TAG MATCH

Erek Taylor & Longdogger Pete vs. The Boston Strangler & Danny Williams

-TBS and I never found our groove as a tag team, but that's ok, hopefully he and Danny will synch up better. I hate to go against my guys, but it looks like Taylor and LDP will probably gel better as a team and has more experience writing tag matches.

WINNER: XF9

 

US TITLE MATCH

“TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson © vs. Tom Flesher

-TNT desperately needs the win to prove that the Storm win was not a fluke. I fear that this will cause TNT to throw everything including the kitchen sink at Flesher and that could be overkill. I really want TNT to hold onto the belt and wish him the best of luck.

WINNER: TNT

 

SINGLES MATCH

Annie Eclectic vs. Lerrin Breggan

-I like both of these characters a lot. Although, it looks like Annie is focusing too much on JD and not enough on building her character and storylines outside of that. Annie has been surprising and I think her hot streak will continue by the skin of her teeth. This might be the closest match of the card to mark.

WINNER: ANNIE

 

3-WAY ELMINATION MATCH FOR THE SWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Thoth vs. Chris Wilson

-Haven't we seen this match or a similar combo before? The Edwin and Thoth dynamic will be interesting to note here. Logical booking takes several different stands here. If Edwin wins that leads to a greater blowoff for the next ppv. A Thoth win would set up an anticipated rematch with Edwin. A Wilson win would pay off his pursuit of Edwin and the belt and give new legs to their feud. I flip the three sided coin and it says...

WINNER: EDWIN