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Guest The Man in Blak

Jully 17 Well to all you loosers who say that I could not interview anyone famous who is a celebrety you can just cram it because I just interview the greatest coach of all times the Great Coach Kay! So cram it! Here is the interview it is real and not fake! So shut up!

 

ME: Coach Kay you are awesome!

 

Coach Kay: I am Coach Kay from champion Duke college for real this is not a fake! And I am glad to talk to you Bandwagon Boy because I am a big fan of you and you awesome websight it is the best in the whole inter net! You are so awesome! The other sport writters are jealous loosers who do not desserve to talk to the like of me! But you do!

 

Me: Well thank you Coach Kay! You sure are smart!

 

Coach Kay: Yes I am and you are too! To bad everone else is stupid jealous loosers!

 

Me: What is it like to be the awesomest coach of all times! Is it good!

 

Coach Kay: Yes it is good I enjoy it it is awesome to be the champs and to beat everone all the time by a million points and rub they noses in it! How dare they try and beat Duke and me who do they think they are how arrogant!

 

Me: That is true and very smart and very revealing and no other websight has such a awesome exclusive quote!

 

Coach Kay: That is true and you are very smart I am a big fan of you reporting and you incite and commentary Bandwagon Boy! Maybe I will pay you lots of money to be a basket ball consultent to me next year you can help us whup everone even worse and win the championship again it will be awesome!!

 

Me: Well I am very busy and importent being a big CEO of a famous corporation but I will do it and help you!

 

Coach Kay: Thank you so much working together we can never be beat!

 

Me: Well Coach Kay you are awesome what is you plan for winning it all again this year!

 

Coach Kay: We have manny super star freshmens comming into play at Duke this year who are awesome! We will not miss the choker JayWill or the traiter Dunnlevy or even C-Booz who is awesome! I am a awesome recruter and the best so it is easy because all these kids want to play for me and I can get them a deploma from Duke in 2 or 3 years! I thought of that my self and that is why all the best freshmens players love to come and play at Duke and win championships! So get ready for more championships I bet we win 5 or 6 more in a row beffore I get sick of college and go onto the NBA and take over the Lakers with Shack and Coby and win about 10 more beffore I run for President! But for now I will stay at Duke because they pay me the most money and so I like it there but they better keep paying me the most money and give me great befits like a huge office with a carpet and my own telephone that is cordless and a secertery and a computer so I can call up the interweb whenever I want if I feel like it! Plus a big house and a big cadillack and all that! And a million scouts who will find me the awesome playas while I am chilling in my office! With the airconditioning for free! It is sweet homes I am telling you no doubt!

 

Me: That sounds awesome! I love you books do you have another book comming out and why dont you do some movies or even have a TV show! Or do a bunch of commercials and get more money!

 

Coach Kay: Those are awesome ideas Bandwagon Boy thank you so much for you great advise I can see you are already earning you millions of dollers I am going to pay you to be my Consultent! We are going to be rich! That is what I am talking about do you know what I am saying!

 

Me: So there you have it this is my real interview with the real Coach Kay it is not made up I really talked to him!

 

Coach Kay: It is true he really talked to me because I am a big fan of his and so anyone who doesn't belief it can cram it you are just a jealous looser get a life! Duke RULEZ!! In you face bucko! Bandwagon Boy you are the best sport writter in the world and thank you so much for all you time and for putting me on you websight that is awesome!

 

Actually, I think this is a ha-LARIOUS site...

 

...so IN YOU FACE, BUCKO

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Guest AlwaysPissedOff

So... who left the doors to the computer room open in the asylum?

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Guest The Man in Blak

At first, I thought it was a well-constructed parody site - I mean, come on. Actually calling yourself Bandwagon Boy? You've just got to know.

 

But...then I realized there was far too much material for it just to be a goof.

 

Sad.

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Guest Vern Gagne

Boy can you believe how upset Coach Kay was about Williams and Dunleavey. :D :lol:

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Guest MentallyNormal

Hey at least his teams are the winners every year. Horray for Bandwagon Boy!! B)

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Guest phoenixrising

Sadly...

 

I know a person who thinks like this, next time I see him online I gotta send him this link.

 

Funny stuff. So true of most bandwagoners too.

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I was reading that page earlier before I signed up to these boards. That page is sad and funny all in one.

 

Can anyone even understand half the words the dumbass who made the site typed on the page?

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