Guest Flair5000 Report post Posted February 22, 2002 I know the guy has been in wrestling a long time and probably knows his stuff and deserves respect, BUT I hate the phrases 'He's a hoss' (Why? is this supposed to be a good thing?) and 'slobberknocker' (no reason, just annoys me) His commentary is just dull. I know he's the straight man but surely he could say something INTERESTING occasionally. Plus his constant claims of a push for the cruiserweight division, seemingly only included in his 'reports' as attempts to placate wrestling fans. Sorry, feel free to defend him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted February 22, 2002 Come on now, You're as crazy as a pet coon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flair5000 Report post Posted February 22, 2002 heh heh heh. BY GAWD! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted February 22, 2002 I have a pet coon...and I assure you...he's quite sane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 22, 2002 Not much to talk about, huh? JR has become a parody of himself. He was very good in his NWA/WCW days, but once he got "Bells Pallsy", he hasn't been the same. Now he sounds "beaten like a government mule". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted February 22, 2002 You all better stop or else I'll whip you like a government mule and you'll run like a scalded dog! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted February 22, 2002 I was watching Heatwave 98 the other day and Joey Styles rules. He calls the action...and offers opinions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flair5000 Report post Posted February 22, 2002 Yeah, there's not that much debate to be had really, is there. I just felt the need to have a minor rant. Plus, I really like typing BY GAWD! for some reason. I might have that as my signature, in fact. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted February 22, 2002 It's "BAH GAWD!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted February 22, 2002 At least he hasn't used "Booger Red" in a while. He did, however, say the NWO had "a case of the limber tail" at least 3 times on Smackdown (BY GAWD! ). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 22, 2002 Angle was SCREWED! STONE COLD, STONE COLD, STONE COLD! This is going to be a real slobberknocker. 3 JR quotes, right there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted February 22, 2002 He used Booger Red at the PPV and Lawler called him on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flair5000 Report post Posted February 22, 2002 BAH GAWD! you're right! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted February 22, 2002 "No one has been on a bigger role than Test since the survivor series, in my view" I hear that almost every Test match. Has Test won a match since Survivor Series? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hockeytown9321 Report post Posted February 22, 2002 He did use Booger Red at No Way Out. Yes his work has declined, but would you really rarher have Michael Cole twice a week? No one is as good at making a match seem special as Ross. He does not do it for every match, but when he's on, there is no one better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BradshawDaHoss Report post Posted February 22, 2002 shut up, JR iz my hero. i for 1 think hes da most entertaning person is da WWF rite now. terms like hoss, sloppernocker, goverment mule, scaled dog, stud, booger red, and by gawd are terms i use every day. hes a very smart and funny man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 22, 2002 Yes, Michael Cole is worse, but we're having a little fun with the "hoss" of announcing JR. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted February 22, 2002 Styles is better. He called some of the shittiest matches in history...and made them seem MUCH better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted February 22, 2002 "No one has been on a bigger role than Test since the survivor series, in my view" I hear that almost every Test match. Has Test won a match since Survivor Series? And we can thank the good lord for that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flair5000 Report post Posted February 22, 2002 well yes, michael cole is a gimp. But I refuse to believe JR is the best the WWF can do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted February 22, 2002 Who can they go to? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 22, 2002 To think, Cole is being groomed by the WWF to be their voice after JR retires. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BradshawDaHoss Report post Posted February 22, 2002 its not JRs falt the liteweights arent geting pushed. it mcmahons falt since he thinks the marks dont like them. and he rite. I hate marks!!! :angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted February 22, 2002 Who can they go to? JOEY STYLES!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hockeytown9321 Report post Posted February 22, 2002 Yeah, it's not like Styles overuses his syaings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tony149 Report post Posted February 22, 2002 Joey Styles already turned down the WWF. Or at least he says he turned down the WWF. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted February 22, 2002 Styles calls EVERY move in the match. I'll take that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted February 22, 2002 Joey Styles' voice goes right through me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hockeytown9321 Report post Posted February 22, 2002 Styles wanted too much money form the WWF. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Risk Report post Posted February 22, 2002 The WWF didn't offer him enough money. Can you imagin him HAVING to put over Kane's "scary burnt man gimmick"? Joey is like Monsoon, only younger and more vocal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
