Wrestling Link Game....

[Guest cynicalprofit]

Oscar gave an interview to Wrestlecrap.com, just like John Tenta

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

who's earliest wrestlecrap moment appears to be squashing DAMIAN and turning him into hamburgers.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Damian (or one of Robert's freaking snakes) "bit" RANDY SAVAGE in an infamous moment.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Savage, as Bonesaw MacGraw in the movie Spiderman, got his ass whipped in a scene involving a guy named CHRISTOPHER DANIELS, but not THAT Christopher Daniels.

[Guest cynicalprofit]

That Christopher Daniels, however, has had many kick ass matches with Low-Ki.

[Guest Ace309]

Low-Ki appeared on that horrid, horrid UPW show, which also featured THE AMAZING RED

[Guest dreamer420]

who is part of the SAT's along with JOEL MAXIMO

[Guest the 1inch punch]

and JOSE MAXIMO

 

(which i suppose is the cheapest link ever)

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

The SAT beat THE FLYING ELVISES a while back on TNA.

[Guest Sandman9000]

Who have a gimmick among the lines of the HONKY TONK MAN.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

who was involved in the famed Tupelo (home of Elvis) Concession Stand brawl with his cousin JERRY LAWLER.

[Guest cynicalprofit]

Lawler had an incident with a minor, just like Tazz.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

who started his ECW run as KEVIN SULLIVAN flunky the Tazmaniac

[Guest dreamer420]

who ex-wife is currently married to CHRIS BENOIT

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

who tagged with BEEF WELLINGTON in Stampede.

[Guest dreamer420]

who won the Stampede International Tag Team titles with Benoit by beating VOKKAN SINGH and Mahkan Singh.

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

who's real name is Gary Albright and experienced his biggest succes feuding with VADER in Japan.

[Guest dreamer420]

who got his eye knocked out in a match against STAN HANSON

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

who MISSY HYATT once surprised in the shower when she was looking for, I think, Sting and he ran her off in nothing but a towel.

[Guest areacode212]

who, a couple of years ago, announced on Wrestling Observer Live that she wanted a cup of BRET HART's sperm. I have an MP3 of this. Here's a transcript:

 

Missy: "I think Bret Hart's sperm would be great sperm"

Dave: (long pause) "...I have never thought about that, ever"

Missy: "With my looks and brain, and his brain and wrestling ability, the kid would either be a fabulous wrestler or they would be an awesome hockey player"

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Missy: "Anybody that knows Bret Hart, please let him know. All he has to do is stick it in a cup. And freeze it and send it."

Caller: "Dave?"

Dave: "Yes?"

Caller: "Do you think that Lou Thesz is sitting by the computer listening to this show?"

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

that is one of the funniest things I've ever heard, probably the funniest think involving Bret, next to him partying with SANTA CLAUS at SS '92. Yes, link Santa Claus.

[Guest the 1inch punch]

well, balls Mahoney did a none too sublte parody of him called XANTA CLAUS

[Guest areacode212]

who, to the dismay of good little boys and girls everywhere, turned heel on SAVIO VEGA...

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

who had a Carribean strap match with STEVE AUSTIN.

[Guest the 1inch punch]

on a card headlined by BRITSH BULLDOG

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

who didn't become a headliner until he went to WCW and started teaming with STING.

[Guest the 1inch punch]

who's now wrestling for JESUS

 

Yeah, link from JESUS CHRIST

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

Only in wrestling could somone pull gimmick infringement on Jesus as there is THE MESSIAH, who I believe was also crucified while working for the XPW.

[Guest the 1inch punch]

Ok, that was a bit Easy

 

Messiah is now walking around without all his body parts, much like KERRY VON ERICH did

[Guest WrestlingDeacon]

who was missing a foot, much like MAD DOG VACHON.