Guest chirs3 Report post Posted August 12, 2002 OJ: Oh sweet jesus, she has a penis! RUSSO LIVES~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest O.J. Hart Report post Posted August 12, 2002 hey guys, I just talked to shelby on my CELL PHONE and she is staying over my huse tomorrow night. I'm nervous. I'll have her post some stuff tomorrow night, and hopefully I can post some pics of me and her hangin out. Stuff will happen again. Remember, tune in tomorrow for......WHEN PRPES COLLIDE!!:A CELL PHONE AFFAIR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 12, 2002 Well I'm sure Shelby will turn out to be a slut, and OJ will end up with some sort of STD by the end of his high school career I can imagine Hart's thread devoted to it: Next saturday, I'm going to the VD clinic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted August 12, 2002 If you're serious about this whole "having sex" thing, I'd advise against asking her to post on the message board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest O.J. Hart Report post Posted August 12, 2002 Oh yeah, good idea Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted August 12, 2002 Oh guys, yes! Now Shelby is gonna post. Is it just me or does this seem really pathetic? And Incandenza the VD Clinic episode would happen the next week. On Sunday will get the "Guys I have a weird itch, what should I do?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted August 12, 2002 Hmm. All of a sudden its tomorrow night. This ought to be funny.. Shelby: You wanna do it? OJ: Right after this HHH promo...' 20 minutes Later.. HHH : That is why I am the game, and I am that damn good! OJ: Ok..Im ready.. Shelby "Zzzzz..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2002 yeah.. don't do anything that will piss her off and cause her not to nail you. I hear that works! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted August 12, 2002 hey guys, I just talked to shelby on my CELL PHONE and she is staying over my huse tomorrow night. I'm nervous. I'll have her post some stuff tomorrow night, and hopefully I can post some pics of me and her hangin out. Stuff will happen again. Remember, tune in tomorrow for......WHEN PRPES COLLIDE!!:A CELL PHONE AFFAIR Are you a real person? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted August 12, 2002 I agree with the sentiment that kids are having sex WAY too early. I don't feel sorry for the 14 year old having to put up with rasing a newborn because if she was stupid enough to get knocked up, than she deserves the trouble. I just feel sorry for the baby, especially when the father runs like a bitch when she tells him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest O.J. Hart Report post Posted August 12, 2002 I have it all planned, she loves watching wrestling but doesn't know about the smarks. After we watch raw(I must not mark out when Dawn Marie joins the raw brand), we go make out in my hot tub, and she will probably end up gettng naked again!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted August 12, 2002 Uh... there seem to be a lot of hot tubs in your area. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted August 12, 2002 OJ: Call me a hoss, CALL ME A HOSS~!! *blows load* Girl: Ok, I'm ready. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted August 12, 2002 Why does everyone have a hot tub in your fantasy world? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted August 12, 2002 Does this seem like a WWE storyline developing?....What if she decided she was a lesbian? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2002 OJ, while you're planning, maybe you could get head during RAW and give PBP of it to us.. or not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest O.J. Hart Report post Posted August 12, 2002 I just feel sorry for the baby, especially when the father runs like a bitch when she tells him. I'm not running off if something goes wrong and she is pregnant. I would be a main reason she is in the mess, so I would stay with her the whole way through. I'm not worried about what my parents would think because my parents say they don't care if I get laid and the girl gets pregnant. They said they would be mad if I'd run off and leave the girl alone and pregnant. I'd have a responsibilty and I would have to take the responsibility seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted August 12, 2002 I can't wait for the pictures- Both of them lying together talking on cell phones Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted August 12, 2002 christ, I'm 16 and the only naked girl I've seen in real life is some lady who was flashing people at a KISS concert. I'm such a loser, but at least I'm not a tool, or a dumbass (am I?), or a prep. I hate preps. And idiots who have Cell phones for no reason. Were you at home when she called you on your cell phone? THEN WHY USE IT?! USE THE REGULAR FUCKING PHONE!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted August 12, 2002 Or she gives birth to a hand Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted August 12, 2002 I have it all planned, she loves watching wrestling but doesn't know about the smarks. After we watch raw(I must not mark out when Dawn Marie joins the raw brand), we go make out in my hot tub, and she will probably end up gettng naked again!!! Dawn is going to be your downfall.. Also, I thought she had the hot tub? Plot holes in the story!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted August 12, 2002 I'm not running off if something goes wrong and she is pregnant. I would be a main reason she is in the mess, so I would stay with her the whole way through. I'm not worried about what my parents would think because my parents say they don't care if I get laid and the girl gets pregnant. They said they would be mad if I'd run off and leave the girl alone and pregnant. I'd have a responsibilty and I would have to take the responsibility seriously. Forgive me if I seem skeptical, but from personal experience from a seperate family member, I've heard that one before. Or she gives birth to a hand AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted August 12, 2002 Did he just say his parents don't care if he gets some chick pregnant just as long as he stays around? What fucked up parent's would say that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2002 Texas: Hippies! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest O.J. Hart Report post Posted August 12, 2002 Remember...we're both preps!!!! We're both rich, and rich people have hot tubs!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted August 12, 2002 I just feel sorry for the baby, especially when the father runs like a bitch when she tells him. I'm not running off if something goes wrong and she is pregnant. I would be a main reason she is in the mess, so I would stay with her the whole way through. I'm not worried about what my parents would think because my parents say they don't care if I get laid and the girl gets pregnant. They said they would be mad if I'd run off and leave the girl alone and pregnant. I'd have a responsibilty and I would have to take the responsibility seriously. You are SUCH a man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted August 12, 2002 Hey, she's got a cell phone... gimme her number, I wanna talk some sense into her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted August 12, 2002 Well then you're if both rich- prepare for some big ass child support bills. Tool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest O.J. Hart Report post Posted August 12, 2002 NOOOO!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted August 12, 2002 Son, I'm rich too but I sure as hell don't have a hot tub. In fact I live in a rich area and not half of the people have hot tubs. And Rob, besides Hippies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
