Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted September 18, 2002 This is all so very very sad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted September 18, 2002 Sad but pitifully funny, CWM. It's like watching a Christopher Guest movie, you feel so bad for Corky St. Clair going on with the whole show, but you have to laugh at how pathetic he and his cast really are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted September 18, 2002 True. But I don't feel sorry for this kid. I want to strangle him for being so mind numbingly dumb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leena Report post Posted September 18, 2002 Thanks for bumping this, an interesting read. Gimmick posters like this are funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2002 Part of me actually wants to believe its all true, just so that I know people this stupid really exist. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted September 18, 2002 Dames is this guy a identity of a poster on this board? find out cause I want to thank him for making me laugh like crazy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2002 Sadly.....he's been checked out a while ago. From what we can tell, he's no one else. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DeputyHawk Report post Posted September 18, 2002 statutory rape = comedy value! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted September 18, 2002 Sadly.....he's been checked out a while ago. From what we can tell, he's no one else. Dames damn. I think it's pretty much for sure that he IS xerogame though? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2002 Sadly.....the IP's are nothing alike. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 18, 2002 statutory rape = comedy value! Hey man, it's not statutory if they're both underage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DeputyHawk Report post Posted September 18, 2002 Hey man, it's not statutory if they're both underage. isn't oj 16? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 18, 2002 Is he? If he's in the ninth grade, he would be 14 or 15. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DeputyHawk Report post Posted September 18, 2002 oh, okay. in that case, child on child loving = comedy value! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted September 18, 2002 oh, okay. in that case, child on child loving = comedy value! Has Jerry Lawler read this thread yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted September 18, 2002 why'd this thread get pulled up again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted September 18, 2002 CWM hadn't read it so he was puzzled when OJH came back like the bad penny it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mesepher Report post Posted September 18, 2002 oh, okay. in that case, child on child loving = comedy value! Has Jerry Lawler read this thread yet? hahahahahhahaha excellent joke man... sadly, its no joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest O.J. Hart Report post Posted September 18, 2002 GOOD GOD!!! ITS LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 18, 2002 "ITS LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!" You people wonder why I find this guy so funny. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DeputyHawk Report post Posted September 18, 2002 GOOD GOD!!! ITS LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!! is that sympathy over the lives that have been detracted from reading these sad adventures in coitus? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted September 18, 2002 I've actually been enlightened by OJ's posts. It made me question myself and just who the hell I am. I've asked everyone, but no one seems to know. I guess this journey is a lone one. One that I cannot fail. For if I lag at all, my very being will cease and the forces of the universe will take what soul I have left. See, these posts have made me think about more than just myself. They've made me question of all you. Yes, you. We all need a guide in this cooky trip we call life...everyone. You, me, the mods, trolls, HHH, the kid who eats paste, the guy who smells like rotten pumpkins that have been sitting in the sun for a year, pornstars, even those bastard kittens (who I will continue to kill, so help me). That's really all we need. ...I'm not finished yet. I'll be your guide, folks. If you let me. Vote Big McLargeHuge in the next mod election, and I'll make all your dreams come true! God bless you! God bless America (Canada, Puerto Rico, Cuba, Switzerland, Nicaragua~!, Mexico, Fran...no not France, the UK, Zimbabwe, The Dominican Republic, Australia, the Phillipines, Japan, and the other 5 or so important countries I missed) Note: See what this thread has done to me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted September 19, 2002 I've actually been enlightened by OJ's posts. It made me question myself and just who the hell I am. I've asked everyone, but no one seems to know. I guess this journey is a lone one. One that I cannot fail. For if I lag at all, my very being will cease and the forces of the universe will take what soul I have left. See, these posts have made me think about more than just myself. They've made me question of all you. Yes, you. We all need a guide in this cooky trip we call life...everyone. You, me, the mods, trolls, HHH, the kid who eats paste, the guy who smells like rotten pumpkins that have been sitting in the sun for a year, pornstars, even those bastard kittens (who I will continue to kill, so help me). That's really all we need. ...I'm not finished yet. I'll be your guide, folks. If you let me. Vote Big McLargeHuge in the next mod election, and I'll make all your dreams come true! God bless you! God bless America (Canada, Puerto Rico, Cuba, Switzerland, Nicaragua~!, Mexico, Fran...no not France, the UK, Zimbabwe, The Dominican Republic, Australia, the Phillipines, Japan, and the other 5 or so important countries I missed) Note: See what this thread has done to me? Damn that was deep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted September 19, 2002 Thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phr33k Report post Posted January 15, 2003 Sorry for bumping this, but I hadn't read it since... well, the last post I made on it. And I'll bet you can all pretty much figure out what I'm gonna say... How the fudgepacking, cocksucking, bend-over-girlfriend mindblowing Christina Aguilera carpetlicking holy sweet mother of Christ dreaming of getting violated by Goldberg FUCK is this wiener not a virgin, while I haven't even been on a date and I'm older than him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted January 15, 2003 Get a whore, dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phr33k Report post Posted January 15, 2003 I'm only like a year older than him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted January 15, 2003 You know, in the old days, a guy's father would buy him a whore on his 13th birthday. In all honesty, the secret to getting chicks is to not try to. You have to be cool, aloof, and they will come to you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted January 15, 2003 A hot tub and cocaine help too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest So what? I liked bubble boy Report post Posted January 15, 2003 Next saturday already passed dorks!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
