Guest bob_barron Report post Posted August 10, 2002 Bill: So you were having sex with her- OJ Hart: And the condom broke- it was accident, I knew what I was doing. Bill: YOUR SPINNING! Cut his mike off. Bill: Sorry folks- we have no time for dumbasses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted August 10, 2002 LOL! That would=ratings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LaParkaMarka Report post Posted August 10, 2002 What the hell? Why is everyone ragging on this guy for attempting to get laid? So what if he's 14 and has only been seeing her for five weeks? Big deal, people have sex after a first date. That seems slightly worse. I don't think this guy needs any moral diatribes. Maybe this wasn't the best post in the world, but he seems generally excited about it, and it's in the right folder, so what's the problem? Youthful exuberance, guys. Nothing wrong with that. OJ Hart - I say, good for you for getting laid. Just don't get all boozed up before hand, try and relax, and enjoy the moment. Even if the condom breaks, there's always the pill (which she should take anyways if you're really really paranoid about her getting pregnant). So yeah, have fun man. And good luck with everything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mesepher Report post Posted August 10, 2002 OJ Hart - good luck man... have fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted August 10, 2002 yeah, go get 'em slugger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 10, 2002 Although I find it funny, I also lost my virginity at 14, to a 16 year old. But I know what you been through, so its all good. Good luck! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted August 10, 2002 Just think back to when you were 14 and imagine if a girl phoned you and said "I want to fuck you at the party". You would be so happy. You wouldn't care about how long you've known her, or any other petty little thing. You would be bragging to your friends. On another note, the best way to lose you virginity is with someone who is also a virgin. Because at least that way neither of you know what to do. I lost mine when I was 16 to a girl I had been seeing for 2 years. If given the option I'd of done it with her when we first met. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mach7 Report post Posted August 10, 2002 BOTH of you are losing your virginity? Well, hope you're a blood mark. LMAO! *paging Mrs. Hymen..* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Thats not always true though. Some girls bleed and some don't. I never did and when my boss and I were discussing this, she never did either. I guess it just depends on the girl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChris Report post Posted August 11, 2002 A saying came to mind as I was reading this thread... Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. You sure you're ready for sex and EVERYTHING that comes with it, or may come with it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted August 11, 2002 This is the saddest fuckin' thread I've ever seen anywhere on this board. And that's saying something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted August 11, 2002 I guarantee it falls through. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted August 11, 2002 I just realised how completely awful my choice of intensifier was. Sorry. Accident. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Marney is like Triple H- Full of INTENSITY!~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted August 11, 2002 I'm 25 an i haven't lost my virginity yet. You should see a professional about that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insane Clown Dan Report post Posted August 11, 2002 You have the absolute wrong idea here, please listen... trying to push the envelope with your girl at that age is only going to make things worse for you, don't even worry about the sex if you actually love her... sex can ruin teen relationships. Think about it. And this should be moved to a more "mature" board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mesepher Report post Posted August 11, 2002 And this should be moved to a more "mature" board. who could be more mature than a few hundred smart marks? afterall, we know wrestling is fake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insane Clown Dan Report post Posted August 11, 2002 OK OK, well then fuck it all. Move it to the PORN board, even though this doesnt qualify as PORN. =P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted August 11, 2002 I'd be lying if I said I wasn't thinking about sex at 14, but shit. Sadly, the last person who told me he was going to get laid at 14 is still a virgin...AND an ordained minister. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GeneMean Report post Posted August 11, 2002 The only thing that comes to mind after reading this crap is Eddie Murphy: Delirious.. "Y'all don't know how to fuck yet." ... "That's not iiiiiit." Just 69 her man. You'll still have just as much braggin rights with your 'spur posse' friends doing that. and finally Tina Fey: This week OJ Hart claimed he was going to have sex even though he was only fourteen. Everyone laughed at him. Bob_Barron you own Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Daredevil21 Report post Posted August 11, 2002 All I've gotta say is that you're too young, especially since you've been going out for 5 fucking weeks. I'm aware that kids that age (especially guys) are all about getting some, and usually they don't wait. They end up doing it just to do it. I'm aware the 5 weeks is like 6 months to kids that age, but god damn, if you're actually building for something "serious" (not likely at that age), then why do that so soon? You do that, you have nothing else to look forward to. Chicks seem like they wanna do it at that age just so they can say they've done it. Most times, they regret it right after. The only reason I'm against kids that age gettin it on is cause most times they don't have a fuckin clue what they're doing, why they're doing it, or the consequences that come with it. That's how we end up with 15 year old mothers with dumb shit kids. Yeah it's harsh, but it's the truth. Stick to yer BJ's and shit. Experiment with some stuff for a while, but don't dive into that 5 weeks after you've been going out. You act like there will never be another time where adults won't be around. Unless you both live with hermit parents in one room apartments, there will be other chances to do stuff without them being around. But do as you want, and then you can come back here and announce to a bunch of strangers that you got laid. That stuff always impresses me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Crucifixio Jones Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Let the boy have his little first experience. He'll realize soon enough that it isn't all it's cracked up to be. It'll be over before you know it and like a bad movie, you'll barely remember it the next day much less the rest of your life. 9th graders and cell phones....man, I know it was kinda the same when I was growing up but ... man. Yah, this topic is pretty lame. If the only thing you can think to do is post a message on a messageboard when you're gonna get laid you probably shouldn't be getting laid. Go get some REAL advice, man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Let me take some time out to paraphase Bart Simpson: I have all the role models I need, what with the internet and all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guy Stokes Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Hey, little man, you need to learn how to love a woman. Take Guy stokes advice and tell her she is the most loveliest flower petal you have gazed upon. Its like putty in Guy's hands Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest O.J. Hart Report post Posted August 11, 2002 I just got done talking to Shelby on my cell phone. She wants me to come over her house tomorrow swimming. And usually when I'm over there, she has friends there too. She said I'm the only one coming, I'll update you tomorrow whn I get home. If you don't wanna read it, skip over it or don't come to the thread anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mattdotcom Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Wow, I think back to when I was your age and actually had sense. Please don't encourage this. I don't know where you all got teens want nothing but sex, because around here it's the kids going down getting ridiculed. Oh, and to establish this little known fact, OJ has a cell phone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 11, 2002 I just got done talking to Shelby on my cell phone. She wants me to come over her house tomorrow swimming. And usually when I'm over there, she has friends there too. She said I'm the only one coming, I'll update you tomorrow whn I get home. Good luck! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EQ Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Have fun screwing her bro. Oh, BTW, don't expect to last long enough for the condom to break. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Just don't become another statistic and when you find yourself laughing at some 15 yr old girl who got herself knocked up just remember... you could be the father. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Just don't become another statistic and when you find yourself laughing at some 15 yr old girl who got herself knocked up just remember... you could be the father. I often do this. Here's the thing, though: I've come to the conclusion that a rather large contingent of young girls consider it a sort of badge of honor to have a baby. It automatically makes them seem more mature, which is a major part of why any 14 year olds are fucking in the first place. Because of this really deplorable behavior, I think it's perfectly okay to ridicule young girls who get pregnant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
