Guest bob_barron Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 I'm 17 and I don't have a cell phone or a license.
Guest The Superstar Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 WHO CARES. HE'S GONNA DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! after he's done at SmartMarks.
Guest LexLugerRules Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 "OJ Hart, come to bed..." "I can't dear, I have to keep the SmartMarks updated on my status...oh, my cell phone is ringing!" You're not a very good lover. Thanks to you! I spitted water all over my computer desk!
Guest Mattdotcom Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 Ah, my job is done. Wait, no it isn't. Hey, it's been hours since OJ has posted. I guess he's still not having sex. Or consulting the Kama Sutra on the risky "Forum-to-Flower" position.
Guest cynicalprofit Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 Man this is really really sad thats hes braging to a bunch of smart marks about fucking some under age girl, he should be banned for this. I dont care, and I dont want to know about it.
Guest LexLugerRules Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 Oh come on, you gotta admit this is entertaining!
Guest The Superstar Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 it IS sad that he's bragging about it. Even at her house! Girl: "Let's go in the hot tub!" OJ: "No, hold on. I gotta tell the SmartMarks that I'm at your house!!!!!!!"
Guest LexLugerRules Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 ***The girl takes off her shirt*** Girl: Hey OJ!!!! OJ: Hey, knock it off! I'm too busy chatting with Flyboy, Superstar, Mattdotcom, Rando, LexLugerRules and all them! Girl: Huh? What are you talking about? OJ: My friends at a wrestling message board! Girl: You post at a wrestling message board? You fucking loser!
Guest LexLugerRules Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 ***While having sex*** OJ: Hey baby! Can we stop for 2 secs? I gotta tell my friends at a wrestling message forum, I am having sex!
Guest The Superstar Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 ...and then he'll take the condom off and forget to put it on!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Guest Kingpk Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 "Hey, my penis bladed, but why is the blood white?"
Guest LexLugerRules Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 What kind of name is OJ Hart anyway? A mixed between OJ Simpsons and Bret Hart?
Guest O.J. Hart Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 What kind of name is OJ Hart anyway? OJ Hart stands for Owen James Hart......my favorite wrestler ever!! Hey, we got 4 pages and over 100 posts!!!
Guest The Superstar Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 Yeah, and all the posts are calling you a dumbass.
Guest Incandenza Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 This kid is such a tool. Whether or not he's telling the truth, he's a tool.
Guest O.J. Hart Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 Well, she gave me some!!! I got to make out with her for about 20 minutes which was fun. We did it in her hot tub. As one of you commented earlier about me being a prep, both me and her are preps. This is totally been sweet, and I can't wait for saturday. She's still outside in the pool waiting for me, I told her I was going to the bathroom but I'm here on the forums right now!!! I'll give you a complete update when I get home.
Guest The Superstar Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 OMG ISN'T THAT SO COOL THAT YOU'D RATHER TALK ABOUT YOUR ESCAPADES ON A MESSAGE BOARD THEN DO IT?!?!??!?!?!?!!
Guest LexLugerRules Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 Hmmmmmmmmm, I just got stupider by reading his post. Note this is cheesy, and seriously make me laugh.
Guest The Superstar Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 I know, what a sneaky kid! He said he was going to go to the bathroom...but instead, he's ON THESE FORUMS!!! WHAT A TRICKSTER!
Guest LexLugerRules Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 We would rather chat about Chavo Guerreuo's moveset than fuck his girlfriend.
Guest LooseCannon Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 He's obviously joking about saying he was going to the bathroom just so that he could update us while she waited in the pool.
Guest Flyboy Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 What are you telling us for? Go back out there and hit that pussy!
Guest The Superstar Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 He said he had to go to the bathroom because she would leave him if he said he had to update his "internet wrestling message board friends" about his escapades.
Guest O.J. Hart Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 OK, I'm goin back and I'm gonna knock her up really really really hard!!!
Guest Incandenza Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 OK, I'm goin back and I'm gonna knock her up really really really hard!!! You're gonna get her pregnant?
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