Guest LexLugerRules Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 "Sex doesn't hold a candle to TheSmartMarks Forums!" *OJ, in bed, posts and lights a smoke* OJ: Ah, SmartMarks Board, you were fannnnnnntastic. Shelbey: What? OJ: Oh, dear, I hear my cell phone. Go wait in the back, honey. BY GAWD HE DOES IT AGAIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAH
Guest Hogan Made Wrestling Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 Shit we need more people in this forum!
Guest PlatypusFool Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 This guy is a moron. That is all.
Guest LexLugerRules Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 This guy makes MIB Agent 2003 look like a fucking genius!
Guest LexLugerRules Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 THE TARD IS BACK~! >Jingus >LexLugerRules >Karnage >Hogan Made Wrestling >Phr33k >XSeven >BionicRedneck >saturnmark4life >TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion >Will Scarlet >Drew_K >Maven's Eyebrows >The REAL Great One >Celestial Dung >BifEverchad >sk8420kid >Ram >crandamaniac >Renegade >El Gigante >MarvinisaLunatic >PlatypusFool >AzkulKazul >cynicalprofit >O.J. Hart >Rabbi_wilson13 >Mattdotcom >The Electrifyer >Downhome >Tim Cooke >DerangedHermit >Vyce >The Amazing Rando >VanSiclen31 >y2jailbait >Mad the Swine >Nevermortal >Human Fly >Texas Small Arms 09
Guest Mattdotcom Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 Damn, he's got some stamina. Or he forgot how to get to the forum again.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 Im hoping he gets grounded and can't go to the party. There are a couple other hillarious scenarios for how this will unfold.
Guest Mattdotcom Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 I'd like to request the admirable Robert "Bob" Barron write a song to commemorate this occasion.
Guest cartman Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 OH.... My.... GOD... First off Barron your my fucking IDOL from now on for posting that "you're a fag" pic... Secondly, does this guy qualify as being dumber than the famous OJ? Thirdly, either way we all have to give him some props for giving us all something to bust out laughing at.
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 It's actually pretty sad that a 14 year old boy is hyping up his so called sex life to a wrestling board. I mean don't most guys hype this up to their friends, unless of course he has no friends. I'm betting that by the time he actually got to her and stpooed posting she wasn't in the mood anymore. Why didn't any of you guys tell this clown that women need to be stimulated? Eh, he'll learn...trial and error. I hope he didn't blow too quick.
Guest Mattdotcom Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 "TheSmartMarkForums - Apparantly, Its Better Than Sex"!!!!! IT HAPPENED~!
Guest bob_barron Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 Matt- is there a song you want me to parody??
Guest LexLugerRules Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 I think OJ will never return now...
Guest Mattdotcom Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 Good question, Bob. Hmmm....what could we use to commemorate this occasion? Guys?
Guest Mattdotcom Posted August 11, 2002 Report Posted August 11, 2002 I tried Tribute- Tenacious D...it was hard to do, so all I can say is, "I respect you...Baron Man!"
Guest cynicalprofit Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 "TheSmartMarkForums - Apparantly, Its Better Than Sex"!!!!! that needs to go on the homepage for the board because we can now prove it with documentation. This is serisouly a pathetic post Since theyre both 14 cant we call the cops on them or something, im mean we have (Sorta) proof that he had sex with her, and i dont think 14 is legal...i just want this guy in jail so he cant post here anymore. 14 + cellphone + posting about your sex life on a wrestling board = loser Internet conneticon=$20 Party at girls house=free Condom=$1 Getting laid and bragging about in on a wrestling board =priceless Having the girl find out you posted it on a wrestling board = shes never gonna screw you again. And for the record, cellphones cause brain tumors. Enjoy.
Guest CanadianChris Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 I can't read this thread anymore...I'm crying from laughing so hard. You guys all fucking RULE. Especially Bob and his "You're a Fag" picture.
Guest Will Scarlet Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 This is fast becoming one of my favourite threads. Always good for a laugh. Though, posting about getting laid on a wrestling board? Don't 14 year olds have anything better to do? It is just sad.
Guest bob_barron Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 Mattdotcom- You got a song request??
Guest Mattdotcom Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 I say go with FlexyIsCool's request and try "It Wasn't Me" - Shaggy. I think it'll work.
Guest Mattdotcom Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 Oh, and... "TheSmartMarkForums - Apparantly, Its Better Than Sex"!!!!! that needs to go on the homepage for the board because we can now prove it with documentation. Scroll up a lil' bit. See it? There ya go!
Guest Human Fly Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 This thread is hilarious. OJ breaking in with "updates". "I told her I was going to the bathroom" You can't make stuff like that up. "I'm going to go bang her really, really, really hard" He's 14 so will it last 30 seconds. On top of that in a hot tub. I can just imagine how that worked out. This is thread cracks me up so much.
Guest DerangedHermit Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 At the party: OJ: Here, take this strap-on. Pretend you're Bradshaw an' I'm Matt Hardy. Shelby: Who's Bradshaw and Matt Hardy? And why are you giving me this strap-on? OJ: :dials on cellphone and types on a laptop: Guys, I'm gonna do it! Shelby: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!?!?!?!? ::::takes cell phone and stuffs it up OJ's ass and smashes him in the head with the laptop:::: OJ: I did it! Yay!
Guest Incandenza Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 TheSmartMarkForums - Apparantly, Its Better Than Sex "Apparently" is misspelled.
Guest The Superstar Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 Um...I feel stupid but where does it say that?
Guest Will Scarlet Posted August 12, 2002 Report Posted August 12, 2002 I wonder what happened to OJ anyway. Maybe he finally figured out that giving out "live updates" was probably a pretty bad idea.
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