Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 15, 2002 The ref didnt see it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted August 15, 2002 ::Another ref runs down and over rules the decision, citing evidence from the SmartMarkTron. AS frees himself and runs away.:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 15, 2002 **But out comes the owner of Smart Mark Championship Wrestling Federation, Ronald McDonald, and tells the ref the desicion sticks*** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted August 15, 2002 But he is then over ruled by the CEO, who in some strange twist of fate, is AS himself.:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 15, 2002 ***But before AS can make the desicion, a Big monster comes and steps on AS and AS dies*** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted August 15, 2002 ::AS' written statement appears on the SMTron. Everyone can see it. AS no sells death:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Huntergree Report post Posted August 15, 2002 *Pedigrees AS. Buries him forever in the undercard. Invests in double glazing to stop him from ever even becoming a midcard jobber* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 15, 2002 ::Incandenza, with the help of two refs, hobbles back in, knocks out LLR with crutch and pins him 1-2-3, and successfully retains Hardcore belt AND hands LLR his first defeat; Inc was goldbricking all along:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 15, 2002 *Ronald MacDonald tears up the written statement and eats it and shits it out, and throws it at Huntergree* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 15, 2002 ::Incandenza, with the help of two refs, hobbles back in, knocks out LLR with crutch and pins him 1-2-3, and successfully retains Hardcore belt AND hands LLR his first defeat; Inc was goldbricking all along:: I retired assmonkey... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 15, 2002 ::Incandenza, with the help of two refs, hobbles back in, knocks out LLR with crutch and pins him 1-2-3, and successfully retains Hardcore belt AND hands LLR his first defeat; Inc was goldbricking all along:: I retired assmonkey... ::commissioner comes out and says that LLR--due to the debate over the ending of his match with AS--has not officially retired, and therefore Inc's victory over him will go in the record books:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 15, 2002 ***Was in Brazil anyway, but LLR comes back to the ring and POWERBOMBS Inc and pins ref counts*** Â 1 Â 2 Â 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted August 15, 2002 ::But AS launches at LLR from the top rope! Sunsetflip! The ref counts the new pin! 1, 2, 3!:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Huntergree Report post Posted August 15, 2002 *But it all means nothing, for AS is now a curtain jerker.* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 15, 2002 ::But AS launches at LLR from the top rope! Sunsetflip! The ref counts the new pin! 1, 2, 3!:: **The Smart Tron shows that LLR kicked out, and they have a world debate about, they even show Bush and Gore debating about it on CNN, and they let everyone in america votes and they vote 100% it didnt count. So LLR gives AS the stinkface and ref counts*** Â 1 2 3! Â 6-0! baby! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HoffmanHBK Report post Posted August 15, 2002 *no-sells all future no-sells until the end of time* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HoffmanHBK Report post Posted August 15, 2002 *rips a hole in space-time using secret WDI admin powers, causing LLR's record to go from 6-0 to 0-6, then seals the hole, never to be opened again. Spinebusters AS for good measure (having, apparently, escaped the earlier Figure-4 he was no selling).* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 15, 2002 ::in spite of LLR's claims of being in Brazil, Inc proudly boasts to who ever listens that he is in fact THE first person to defeat LLR:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 15, 2002 (Appears on the ramp way) LLR: I unretire!  (Runs down and hits AS with NaturalBornThriller's old keyboard, and pins, and ref counts)  1   2   3!!!!!!!  I AM UNDEFEATED! 4-0!  (Runs all the way to Brazil)  LLR: HAHAHAHA AS I AM 2-0 OVER YOU, AND I AM 4-0! By the way  I RETIRE AGAIN! Prove I was in Brazil... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 15, 2002 ::laughs in the face of LLR's claims, as they're so no possible way he could've ran all the way to Brazil:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 15, 2002 It's internet wrestling you could do anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HoffmanHBK Report post Posted August 15, 2002 It doesn't matter; he's winless now. HAHAHAHAHAHA *spinebusters Incandenza just for the hell of it* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 15, 2002 *Calls God on a payphone and makes him change it back to 6-0, and God makes it back to 6-0* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tha Cunnysmythe Report post Posted August 15, 2002 *Is God. Changes mind. Resets record to -7 - 44* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Report post Posted August 15, 2002 *Is God. Changes mind. Resets record to -7 - 44* WOW... just WOW. Â That's some losing streak. Maybe you should blow your head off like Renegade did... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted August 15, 2002 *Is God. Changes mind. Resets record to -7 - 44* WOW... just WOW. Â That's some losing streak. Maybe you should blow your head off like Renegade did... LMAO!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewisyourHero Report post Posted August 15, 2002 :: Shatters glass ceiling with hammer, hits Huntergree with a Steiner Screwdriver:: Â 1 Â 2 Â 3!! Â I won AND shattered the glass ceiling! WHOOO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted August 15, 2002 Bear comes out of the lass ceiling, and drops a Bear Bottom on all people around him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 15, 2002 *God was just kidding, and chages it to 99999999999999999999999999999999999 - 0* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 15, 2002 ::Cereal Man runs in and locks the Snap, Crackle, Pop on LLR, who then submits, but CM won't let go, so LLR starts crying, but CM still won't let go:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
