Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted August 15, 2002 Bear pours milk on cereal man, and eats him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted August 15, 2002 ::Resurrects Renegade and unleashes him upon the world:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 15, 2002 ::Cereal Man plays hell with Bear's digestive system, making sure to give him a nasty case of the screaming shits:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted August 15, 2002 :Shits out Cereal Man, and flushes him: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 15, 2002 ::since Cereal Man wears a mask, he shall never die:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 16, 2002 ***Hits CM with a used condom*** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted August 16, 2002 ::drops a Salmon Catcher on LLR:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewisyourHero Report post Posted August 16, 2002 :: Picks up LLR, hits him with a HeroDriver (Steiner Screwdriver). Covers:: 1 2 3!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted August 16, 2002 ::Run-in followed by a beatdown with a hot mop:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 16, 2002 ***Reminds ANDREW that you cant pin someone when they faceing face first on the ground, and gets up and Stinkfaces Andrew and puts him on HIS BACK for the pin*** 1 2 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewisyourHero Report post Posted August 16, 2002 Uhh..Lex..a Screwdriver is a suplex to OwenDriver 97..you'd be face up. And on a related note, JUST FREAKING JOB ALREADY! Jesus Fuck, you're worse than Hogan and HHH combined Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 16, 2002 I'm niether, I'm Goldberg. THE STREAK CONTINUES~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BorneAgain Report post Posted August 16, 2002 runs in the ring and attempts to do a promo but is punked out by everybody and tears quad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted August 16, 2002 * as the thread is still alive* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted August 16, 2002 kicks Flyboy for his questioning Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 16, 2002 *Breaks a pen over Flyboy's head and pins, the ref counts* 1 2 3!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 16, 2002 I'm niether, I'm Goldberg. THE STREAK CONTINUES~! ::Inc's buddy Scott Hall zaps LLR with a taser, Inc covers for the 1...2...3:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 16, 2002 *Inc wakes back up to the real world, and LLR rolls Inc up and pulls the tights~! as the ref counts* 1 2 3! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 16, 2002 ::LLR awakes from his taser-induced state and realizes his beating Inc was just a dream, and that he, LLR, is being carted out on a stretcher:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 16, 2002 I'll jobbed when I break Berg's record. The 1st person to pin me after I break Goldberg's record is the 1st person to have a LEGIT victory over me. So Until then, ***Powerbombs the Popcorn man, and pins*** 1 2 3! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted August 17, 2002 *trips over the popcorn man and tears his quad* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shaved Bear Report post Posted August 17, 2002 trips over AD, and tears his quad as well...but I'm gonna finish this match...climbs to the top and I land the Salmon Catcher on AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HoffmanHBK Report post Posted August 17, 2002 Everyone just stop posting here so Jerry can't get his record, because he's st00pid. //unsolicited advice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LexLugerRules Report post Posted August 17, 2002 My name aint Jerry, It's LLR. ***Sunset flips Hoffman and pins*** 1 2 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted August 19, 2002 ::gives LLR the big boot and leg drop, covers for the 1-2-3:: HA! I beat you, motherfucker! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GHAST~! Report post Posted August 21, 2002 ::hopes you die:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewisyourHero Report post Posted August 25, 2002 * hits a GANSO BOMB~! on Ghast. Covers* 1... 2.... 3!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angle-plex Report post Posted August 25, 2002 If you like this thread, you should check out the OAOAST in the fantasy folder and the OAOAST at Vanilla Midgets!? ::AP gets his ass beat for saying a CHEAP PLUG~!:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Perfect Plex Report post Posted August 26, 2002 Actually, if you like this thread, you shouldn't be capable of typing, what with the straightjacket and all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted August 26, 2002 ::nails PP with a BURNING HAMMER~! then beats the holy hell out of him with his nunchucks:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites