Guest Karnage Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Imagine if WWE had a fast food chain. I bet they'd think up a bunch of weird names like the PileDrive Through, and wrestlers would get food named after them. Like a Booker burger with five time fries and suckah sauce. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted August 11, 2002 And everyone would just go to the Burger King next to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted August 11, 2002 Actually it would be a Rock Burger with a big tall glass of Shut up Juice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DerangedHermit Report post Posted August 11, 2002 And the soda would be Michael Cola. Sides would include baked potatoes with cheese and Brock-oli or bacon from Rikishi, and Bradshaw's Face-****ing Fries. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted August 12, 2002 OMG!!! Michael Cola would RULE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted August 12, 2002 the rock burger is priced at $3.16. double rock burget is $4.20 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Si82 Report post Posted August 12, 2002 Well seeing the McMahon threw his money at WWE Films, XLF and WBF why not a resturant. However, I think it would end up like the WCW Nitro Grill in Las Vegas and end up closing after a year. I just think they would probably charge stupidly high prices for the stuff. Actually, anyone ever go to the Nitro Grill? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted August 12, 2002 I actually did a lovely parody of WWF: The Fast Food Restuarant for a website.....I wonder if I can find it.... I had all the wrestlers working there...and Ric Flair was across the street with his own restuarant: WOOOOOBurger! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 12, 2002 The Brock-oli pun is rather appropriate since they're both so green! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted August 12, 2002 The What? Sandwich.... it sits on your plate until it is tired of being eaten...then goes back to the kitchen and beats the **** out of some condiments... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted August 12, 2002 This will happen at a WWE Fast Food place- Can I take you order? Loser: What? Ha-ha Can I take you order? Loser: What? CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? Loser: What? what? What? What? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted August 12, 2002 Cole-slaw get it...hahahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted August 12, 2002 The Chris Benoit Vanilla Shake (in a small glass). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NoCalMike Report post Posted August 12, 2002 Well honestly it COULD work, but if they go the route of Hard Rock Cafe, and overcharge for DECENT food, just because you are surrounded by memorbilia, then it would fail. If it was just fast food with crazy names, yet kept the prices at fast food level, then it would work I think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted August 12, 2002 I could just see a non-wrestling fan going there... Customer: "Uh... give me... uhhh... give me JR's "BAH GAWD" Chicken Barbeque sandwhich... and a Vanilla shake." Cashier: "What size shake?" Customer: "Small." Chashier: "I'm sorry, we only have large, medium, and Benoit." Customer: "Huh? Uh... Benoit then..." Cashier: "Would you like fries with that?" Customer: "Well I- Cashier: "IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'D LIKE FRIES WITH THAT!" Customer: "..." Cashier: "Sorry, I have to say that. Your total is $4.23, and your order will be ready in about five minutes." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted August 12, 2002 i guess the managers would have to be Triple H, and hold everyone down... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted August 13, 2002 how the employees would great you at this restaurant: Can I-uh....Take-uh....your-uh....order-uh? Now Can I take Your Order....SUCKA! Can I take What? I said Can I take your order? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted August 13, 2002 What if it were something a little higher on the food chain (no pun intended) than fast food? Like you sit a table and get a waiter/waitress? Denny's level kind of place. Would the servers be characters? "I'm-uh Triple H-uh... can I take-uh your drink order-uh?" *poses, spits water* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted August 13, 2002 Do you smell what I am cooking? *raise eyebrow* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted August 13, 2002 it would be funnier if the customer ordered a HOSS steak, and said to the waitress "CAN YOU COOK THAT, SUCKA!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest -Cutthroat- Report post Posted August 13, 2002 STROODLE FILLING!!!1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted August 13, 2002 Steveweisers Pootang Pie Kurt Angle's Milk of Champions Triple H protein shake (with your choice of steroids and other performance enhancers) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted August 13, 2002 Imagine this: Man: What's the soup of the day? <Tajiri stops, turns around, and spits soup in man's face> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SlowChemical6 Report post Posted August 16, 2002 How about a fast food chain devoted to stoners? You could call it "Munchies" and have items like the Dime-Bag Family Meal ($10.00), the Nickel-Bag Value Meal ($5.00) , and the 4:20 Super Value Meal ($4.20). You could also have psychadelic-colored shakes and frozen drinks. Good stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted August 16, 2002 Don't forget that they cram you drive thru bag full of packets of Slobberknocker sauce that never sold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted August 19, 2002 I can just see it now. A three-quarter pound hamburger called the "Slobberknocker". Made with real Oklahoma beef. Also, how about a "Molly Holly" for dessert... ... ...a cherry pie. OK, that was tasteless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Karnage Report post Posted August 19, 2002 I can just see it now. A three-quarter pound hamburger called the "Slobberknocker". Made with real Oklahoma beef. Also, how about a "Molly Holly" for dessert... ... ...a cherry pie. OK, that was tasteless. It isn't tasteless to the WWE writing team. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DerangedHermit Report post Posted August 21, 2002 Well honestly it COULD work, but if they go the route of Hard Rock Cafe, and overcharge for DECENT food, just because you are surrounded by memorbilia, then it would fail. If it was just fast food with crazy names, yet kept the prices at fast food level, then it would work I think. They have that. It's called The World. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted August 22, 2002 Gimme a Whatburger...and put some STINK ON IT~! WHAM! All the employees could wear cheesy jobber tights, with nametags that said "Dwayne Gill" and "Tom Stone"...The managers could wear title belts. -Midwest regional cheeseburger champion- It's better than Arby's by default. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted August 22, 2002 The Do You Smell What The Rock Is Cooking Cafe on Know Your Role blvd and Jabroni drive This weeks special...the Tommy Dreamer mystery bag...$2.99 Seriously...I think if they did do a gimmicky fast food place their prices would be way too high for us normal folk to buy anything Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
