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Guest AM The Kid

Can I take your order, sucka?!

 

Um, can I please have a "Quad Tearing Good Burger", two orders of "Hoss size fries", a "Steph sized Jug of Coke" and a "Vince Mcmahappy meal".

 

What toy do you want?

 

Can I get a "Rumblin Rikishi BUTT", please?

 

We only have "Spinning Kanarooni" and "Pose, Spit Water" left.

 

No toy then, thanks.

 

The total is $20.99 at you're next window.

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Guest The Czech Republic

I bet they would have really fucking awesome burgers for the first month until Jim Ross told the burgers they weren't working the WWE style and downgraded them to $2 steaks.

 

"No, stop shoving Bubba Tough Steaks down my throat!"

 

The waiter brings you your Sprite, poses, and spits it at you, and then he sits at your table while you're eating and talks as you're trying to eat.

 

They bring your plates and drop them on the floor all the while yelling "Bah gawd that dish must be BROKEN IN HALF! SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MEAL!"

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