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Guest BionicRedneck
Posted

Some of the matches announced for "G1 World 2002":

 

Masahiro Chono, Jushin Thunder Liger & Minoru Tanaka vs. Joannie Laurer, Justin McCully & Shane

 

Thats right. Chyna in the ring with Liger/Tanaka/Chono. I she gets any sort of victory I think i'll probably kill myself.

 

plus...

 

Hiroyoshi Tenzan & Jushin Thunder Liger vs. The Great MUTA & Shane

 

The Great MUTA, eh?

Guest The Son of Sting
Posted

Masahiro Chono, Jushin Thunder Liger & Minoru Tanaka vs. Joannie Laurer, Justin McCully & Shane

 

wtf? If Laurer pins Liger time will stand still and i will be forched to hit someone. :mellow:

Guest The Son of Sting
Posted

Masahiro Chono, Jushin Thunder Liger & Minoru Tanaka vs. Joannie Laurer, Justin McCully & Shane

 

wtf?

If Laurer pins Liger time will stand still and i will be forced to hit someone. :angry:

 

sorry about the double post.

Guest ShooterJay
Posted

From a totally objective standpoint, no venom towards Laurer at all:

 

She is going to get MURDERED in that ring.

 

She is going against two of the all-time greats, and one of the current top rising stars in Japan, with a gaijin and some other guy I've never heard of (I'm a puro newbie, so forgive me if I haven't heard of Shane) as her partners. So Chono, Liger and Tanaka will probably go over big.

 

Plus, given the tendency of the Japanese in general to be stiff, I'm betting some plastic surgery will be undone in that ring.

Guest The Son of Sting
Posted

She shouldent even be in the ring with them. Why arnt any Joshi stars given this kind of push. They deserve it more.

Guest The Son of Sting
Posted

To quote Millhouse (from the Simpsons)

 

"Im freaking out"

Guest wolverine
Posted
From a totally objective standpoint, no venom towards Laurer at all:

 

She is going to get MURDERED in that ring.

 

She is going against two of the all-time greats, and one of the current top rising stars in Japan, with a gaijin and some other guy I've never heard of (I'm a puro newbie, so forgive me if I haven't heard of Shane) as her partners. So Chono, Liger and Tanaka will probably go over big.

 

Plus, given the tendency of the Japanese in general to be stiff, I'm betting some plastic surgery will be undone in that ring.

It's a work.

Guest ShooterJay
Posted

I know, I'm saying this from a kayfabe standpoint, so to assuage the fear among the smark populace that Inoki will put her over.

Guest ShooterJay
Posted

I know, I'm saying this from a kayfabe standpoint, so to assuage the fear among the smark populace that Inoki will put her over.

Guest J*ingus
Posted

A better question: who the hell are McCully and Shane, and why are these completely unknown nobodies in the same ring with Chono and Liger?

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

I really hope Masa Chono no-sells everything TAFKA Chyna has to offer, Yakuza kicks her to hell, pins her and throws a barbed wire board on her for ala the Chono vs Big Japan guy match. Then he runs smack on the mic like only he can for shits and giggles.

 

Aside from that, I hope you're lying about this actually being booked. Seriously, I do.

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

Just went to Puroresu Power and dear Lord, it's actually booked? On top of that, you've got the following match with Team WTF (AKA Shane, Justing McCully and Joanie Laurer)

 

September 2nd: Masahito Kakihara, Jushin Liger, & Yuji Nagata vs. Shane (ex-WWC), Justin McCully, & Joanie Laurer

 

If Joannie gets the Nagata Lock from Yuji, I'll be the happiest sumbitch that ever lived if I get a picture of that.

Guest cynicalprofit
Posted

I hope they break her freaking neck, ON PURPOSE!

Guest RavishingRickRudo
Posted

Here is how the match should go.

 

Match Starts

 

Chono hits Yakuza Kick

 

Chyna tries to no sell

 

Lyger hits shotay

 

Over.

 

(Chyna possibly dies...)

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted

TAFKA CHYNA MUST FACE OHTANI!

 

Imagine that match's greatness.

Posted

You know, I don't follow puro as much as I'd like to but allow me to ask...

 

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING?

 

Let Otani get in one stiff kick to the nose. That's all I ask. One stiff shot.

Guest Black Tiger
Posted

This match is only an excuse to give Chyna five minutes to show her stuff off, on Kakihara most likely. Then she tags and her opponents get destroyed.

 

I don't advocte violence agaist women 99% of the time, but when they climb in the ring to fight a man, they deserve what they get. (aka I hope Chono lays her out with a Yakuza kick)

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