SWF Storm card (August 16/2002)

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"*Shock*...someone's been messing with this card.

 

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Show: SWF Storm

Date: August 16, 2002

Arena: The Target Arena in Minneapolis, Minnesota!

Due date: August 16, 2002 at 12PM (noon) central time.

Send promos to: HVilleThugg

 

HUZZAH! This card has been hacked by Sarah Leavenworth, manager or the illustrious X force 9!

 

SINGLES MATCH

Xero vs. Z

- Xero and Danny Williams beat Z and Magnifico in a tag match on Smarkdown. Z will try to get some singles retribution this Friday.

Word Limit: 3000 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

SINGLES MATCH

Fallout vs. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson

- Fallout isn’t pleased that he lost his ICTV title to the leader of the Magnificent 7 on Smarkdown, and will be looking to shed some M7 blood on Storm.

Word Limit: 3500 words

Send to: HVilleThugg

 

SINGLES MATCH

El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Danny Williams

- Magnifico has followed Z’s lead and challenged one of the men who defeated him in tag team action on Smarkdown.

Word Limit: 4000 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

TAG MATCH

Sacred & Perfect Bo vs. Edwin MacPhisto & Thoth

- Perfect Bo recently made his return to the SWF and will team with fellow Creative Control member Sacred to take on the strained alliance of Edwin and Thoth. Will Edwin and Thoth be able to stay on the same page? Are Sacred and Bo still weighed down by ring rust? We’ll find out this Friday!

Word Limit: 4500 words

Send to: HVilleThugg

 

SINGLES MATCH

The Boston Strangler vs. Silent

- Strangler has been messing with Erek lately, to the point where he won’t even be able to wrestle this Friday. People are making a bit fuss about Silent, so let’s see just how nasty he can be...

Word Limit: 4000 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

HANDICAP MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. Annie Eclectic & Tod deKindes

- As a fellow female and Jay Dawg hater, I can understand why Annie wants to kick his greasy ass. She’ll win the hardcore title soon enough, but she’ll get to soften him up on Storm!

Match Description – The good guys (Annie and Tod) don’t have to tag in and can double team JD as much as they want!

Word Limit: 4500 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

HANDCUFF MATCH

Frost vs. Ash Ketchum

- Ash suspects Frost was behind him being hit with a car. Now, just giving Ash a normal match against Frost wouldn’t be fair now, would it? I mean poor Ash got hit by a damn car after all!

Match Description – Frost will have his hands secured behind his back with Mistress Sarah brand handcuffs (29.95, available wherever S&M supplies are sold). The first one to score a pinfall, submission or knockout wins the match.

Word Limit: 4500 words

Send to: HVilleThugg

 

ICTV TITLE MATCH

Chris Wilson © vs. Longdogger Pete

- Longdogger Pete gets a much-deserved shot at both that jackass Chris Wilson and the ICTV title on Storm! Go get him Pete…you can do it!

Word Limit: 6000 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

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Mothernature says..."

[Guest Muzz]

Oh come on, that's just not fair... tag matches are so hard to organise...

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

Haha...I loved this idea when LDP brought it up, and I feel bad for poor Frost.

 

Ol' LDP gets his shot at me. Well you just bring it, boy-e.

 

Some hot tag action. The Edwin/Thoth vs. Bo/Sacred is looking like match o' the night. Muzz, I don't see what the big deal is. They aren't that hard to get set up.

 

Overall, looks like a solid card with a chance at a very, very strong undercard.

[Guest -Cutthroat-]

Big cool Storm...

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

Wilson and LDP for the ICTV title? Um, ok...

 

Sacred and I are together to fight the world champion and Thoth... Hmmm, should be interesting...

 

Sacred, PM me to see how you wanna do this...

 

Um, pretty decent card...

 

Question, the main event said Wilson (And Lerrin Berran) vs LDP... What is the whole point with Lerrin in there? Oh well, I guess I will find out saturday morning...

 

Bo

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

Wow, what a way for me to get back on the winning side of things then a good old fashioned completely unfair ass whoopin'! I mean, wow, makes me remember the good old days of being a heel. Wait... those days sucked, never mind.

 

Still, should be interesting.

 

Sad thing is I'm not taking this for granted, I am fully aware of the fact that JD could easily beat both of us.

 

.....Tod, PM me for writing turns, we'll work something out

 

-Annie

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Yeah, I don't get the whole "(and Lerrin Breggan)" thing. And, if Sarah hacked this card, why would she put Breggan in there too, knowing that Lerrin hates LDP and all of XF9? Explanations please??

 

Da "questions everything" H

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

(no message)

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Thanks and huge props to Stubby for going along with another of my crazy ideas. The only match I specifically asked for was the LDP/Wilson main event, and he went over and above with the "hacked" card, which looks cool.

 

Plus, I didn't even ask for the ICTV shot, so, bonus! Thanks again.

 

HUZZAH!

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Yeah...I loved that "hacked" thing. That's gold. Good work on that Stubbs...

 

Da "taking notes" H

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Aw fuck.

 

That Lerrin thing wasn't supposed to be on the card.

 

That's what happens when you post the card at 6 in the morning I guess. Blah.

 

Mothernature says..."

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Hey hey, I'm back. Decent card...it seems to lack any real zip, zing, or must-see matches, but LDP getting a shot at Wilson should be pretty cool. Hacking is, uh, weird, but I guess it's an XF9 kinda night.

 

Not really seeing much forming up for PPV time yet, though...everyone better get moving.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Hey Edwin, just looked at your sig, saw the Lance Storm quote and struggled with everything I had to prevent a spray of Pepsi from potentially destroying my keyboard. When the frick did he say that? Oh yeah, the matches. Good card, fun action, and a nod to S&M. Hey, it's all good.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Hey Edwin, just looked at your sig, saw the Lance Storm quote and struggled with everything I had to prevent a spray of Pepsi from potentially destroying my keyboard. When the frick did he say that? Oh yeah, the matches. Good card, fun action, and a nod to S&M. Hey, it's all good.

It's on his website, Ced. I was looking through the message board, where people ask him questions and such and he replies, and there's one that was on...ah, I think it was on the third page when I saw it Monday morning. Someone said that they'd heard that Lance was a big fan of bukkake, and the response...well, that's what's in my sig. Heh heh heh...

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Editing my post so I don't look/see/feel like a moron. Yassuh.

 

- Mike Van Siclen.

Being serious for a moment

[Guest midnight_burn]

Nifty looking card, several good matches, and LDP has the chance to make Wilson the shortest reigning ICTV champ ever.

 

And on title reign lengths it looks like Edwin will shortly be the longest reigning World Champ ever, as of Storm he'll only be a week short of Thugg's second reign by my count.

[Guest Thoth]

I think I speak for everyone when I say...

 

...what about Ced?

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

I was wondering that too, actually. Bukkake-san, are you active, or just floating around and setting up to undermine us from within?

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Question:

 

Is the Handcuff Match no-DQ?

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Never mind. I've figured it out.

[Guest AnnieEclectic]

wow... talk about Annie Quoting Time huh?

 

Thanks Mike and LDP, Frost too if you did too

 

-Annie

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Goddammit! I'm pinning this until tonight because I keep having to go down and find it.

 

Da "lazy bitch" H

[Guest HVilleThugg]

*cough*

 

*cough*

 

TNT!! FALLOUT!! Why don't I have matches from you??

 

I hope I didn't delete them...cause I just cleaned out my inbox...

 

Da "where are they dammit" H

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Uhhh...

 

...okay, what the fuck?

 

I didn't get a single match. Not ever for the main event, which is not only a title match but was specifically requested several times.

 

Mothernature says grrrrr..."

[Guest HVilleThugg]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

 

Now I'm even more pissed cause i had to wait up to find out that there are no matches!!

 

Da "gonna kill someone" H

[Guest Kibagami]

I wrote a promo instead of a match since Strangler had to no-show, and I am absolutely POSITIVE I sent it to Stubby. I'll check my sent messages to be sure, but...yeah, it should definitely be there.

 

S.

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"A promo isn't a match.

 

And what a promo it was.

 

Mothernature says..."

[Guest Kibagami]

Yes, a promo isn't a match!

 

And if I wake up BEFORE my nine-hour shift next time, it might be longer.

 

Pwah.

 

S.