Okay, I'mgetting annoyed...

[Guest Sebastian_the_Bastard]

For those who are apathetic about relationships, stop reading now...

 

The girlfriend seems to be blowing me off lately. She said she'd call last night... never did. And I called her today at 1:00 or so, and no one answered. Now it's 7:05 and she still hasn't called.

 

You remember that phobia I said I had in my phobia thread? Well, that bitch is starting to kick in.

 

Odds are, it's nothing. But for now, it's annoying.

 

 

I hate everything! Especially you!!!!! Yeah!,

Sebastian the Bastard

[Guest LexLugerRules]

Give her the Hulk Hogan Leg drop.

[Guest cynicalprofit]

Make her talk using the crippler cross face.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

The girlfriend seems to be blowing me off lately

 

Man...and I thought getting blown off by your g/f was a good thing...kids today

[Guest Sebastian_the_Bastard]

I knew SOMEONE would take that sexually.

 

 

FUCK THIS... I'm going to call...

[Guest Syxx]

dude let it slide let her call u, if she is blowing u off, then dont come off looking desperate so she can laugh about it with her friends, let her make the next move and we will find out if she truly cares.

[Guest Shaved Bear]

you gotta act like she doesnt exist for a while, put some pressure on her

[Guest Sebastian_the_Bastard]

I'd have a hard time just ignoring it and letting her give in... since this relationship is the best I've ever had and she treats me insanely well.

 

Turns out she didn't get my first call because the phone wasn't plugged in. And she had a friend over and she didn't want to be rude to both of us.

 

Bottom line: everything is okay now, and that's all that matters.

 

 

I love punk rock!,

Sebastian the Bastard

[Guest Human Fly]

Sebastian is whipped!

[Guest Sebastian_the_Bastard]

Sebastian is whipped!

Nah, whips are a bit too kinky for me!

 

YES!!! BAD JOKES RULE!!!

 

 

 

Nah, I'm not whipped. I'm just actually commited. Whipped is where she has control over me. And she actually thinks I'm in control of the relationship (she actually told me this). Though I don't think either one of us are in control (OR ARE WHIPPED)... we're just hopeless romantics is all! B)

 

 

I'm going to dip my balls in it!,

Sebastian the Bastard

[Guest Cerebus The Aardvark]

As someone I frequent another board with once said...bitches be trippin'.

 

I'm going to dip my balls in it!,

Sebastian the Bastard

 

OMG references to The State rule!

[Guest Incandenza]

I hope you listened to a lot of emo during this trying time.

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

Turns out she didn't get my first call because the phone wasn't plugged in. And she had a friend over and she didn't want to be rude to both of us.

Yeah, I used that line the last time I had a chick over too.....

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Nah, I'm not whipped. I'm just actually commited. Whipped is where she has control over me. And she actually thinks I'm in control of the relationship (she actually told me this). Though I don't think either one of us are in control (OR ARE WHIPPED)... we're just hopeless romantics is all! B)

 

 

I'm going to dip my balls in it!,

Sebastian the Bastard

I've been in the same situation as you, Sebastian, so I can hear where you're coming from. Usually it either winds up being nothing, but you never know when it's some idiots way of not fessing up and trying to find the easy way out of the relationship.

 

I've been on both ends of that street...

 

And that balls quote brought back some good memories, lol.

[Guest Sebastian_the_Bastard]

 

 

 

Nah, I'm not whipped.  I'm just actually commited.  Whipped is where she has control over me.  And she actually thinks I'm in control of the relationship (she actually told me this).  Though I don't think either one of us are in control (OR ARE WHIPPED)... we're just hopeless romantics is all!   B)

 

 

I'm going to dip my balls in it!,

Sebastian the Bastard

I've been in the same situation as you, Sebastian, so I can hear where you're coming from. Usually it either winds up being nothing, but you never know when it's some idiots way of not fessing up and trying to find the easy way out of the relationship.

 

I've been on both ends of that street...

 

And that balls quote brought back some good memories, lol.

It turned out being nothing. I'm her first true love, so she wouldn't risk it by doing something stupid. She said she sees how I could have taken it as her blowing me off (or avoiding me for the sick minded Youths) and she probably would have taken it the same way.

 

I've been down boths ends as well my friend. What really sucks is when you expect it to be nothing and it's something big! Oi!

 

And yeah, Louie rocks!!!!!!!

 

-Sebastian

[Guest diavolina]

GEE THANKS EVERYONE!

 

its so nice to know that you all wanted Sebastian_the_bastard aka: my boyfriend..

to IGNORE ME!

I hate it when people try to give advice about shit they know nothing about!

yes, my fucking phone in my room got unplugged, and pardon me for sleeping like a normal human being and not hearing the phone downstairs ring when he called.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

If he's stupid enough to ask for advice about a real relationship from a bunch of strangers on an Internet message board, he deserves whatever he gets. If he's stupid enough to actually follow that advice, you deserve it as well. Date someone smarter next time.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

If he's stupid enough to ask for advice about a real relationship from a bunch of strangers on an Internet message board, he deserves whatever he gets. If he's stupid enough to actually follow that advice, you deserve it as well. Date someone smarter next time.

It's funny 'cuz it's true... Marney strikes again!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Hmm, a boyfriend/girlfriend team on the SmartMarks board... The DYNAMIC DUO~!

 

Then again, maybe this has happened before, and it isn't all that special. I wonder if I could get my current quasi-girlfriend on here...

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I think it's funny how he says he's treated "insanely well", and she comes on and gives a response like:

 

...yes, my fucking phone in my room got unplugged, and pardon me for sleeping like a normal human being and not hearing the phone downstairs ring when he called.

 

But then what do I know? I'm a single guy using an internet wrestling messageboard at 2AM and looking up porn

[Guest J*ingus]

I miss avatar pics of a cute girl smiling drunkenly into a phone handset.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I miss avatar pics of a cute girl smiling drunkenly into a phone handset.

Yea, isn't she on vacation somewhere or something? Or was that just a storyline thing? Who knows... probably Kotz, but eh...

 

PS: off-topic, but where you at, Jingus? I always thought you were an East Coaster, but it'd be like 5AM over there right now. Then again, maybe you just post REALLY early in the morning...

[Guest El Satanico]

Well damnit...my "great advice" is of no use now...oh well.

 

Males and females just don't mix together well and they never will.

 

Women are insane(they will deny that, but they know it)

Men are clueless about females and it drives them insane

 

The only way to totally solve the problem with females is to turn gay. So unless you want to take that route you'll just have to learn to deal with it.

 

 

Yep...that's my "great advice"...deal with the insanity of women or turn gay. There's nothing else that can be none.

[Guest I Like WDI]

She said she sees how I could have taken it as her blowing me off (or avoiding me for the sick minded Youths)

...

I've been down boths ends as well my friend...

You're doing this on purpose.

[Guest Incandenza]

I miss avatar pics of a cute girl smiling drunkenly into a phone handset.

Ah, Barely There. I miss her huge middle fingers.

[Guest J*ingus]

PS: off-topic, but where you at, Jingus? I always thought you were an East Coaster, but it'd be like 5AM over there right now. Then again, maybe you just post REALLY early in the morning...

I make my home in Nashvegas, Tenese... er, Tenneesse... uh... Tenneese... NashVile, TN. And yeah, I don't go to sleep until the sun comes up usually.

[Guest Sebastian_the_Bastard]

GEE THANKS EVERYONE!

 

its so nice to know that you all wanted Sebastian_the_bastard aka: my boyfriend..

to IGNORE ME!

I hate it when people try to give advice about shit they know nothing about!

yes, my fucking phone in my room got unplugged, and pardon me for sleeping like a normal human being and not hearing the phone downstairs ring when he called.

Whaaa? When did you join? I didn't actually think it was you until I saw your profile.

[Guest diavolina]

ohh i have my little ways!

B)

[Guest justsoyouknow]

Lord help us, there's two Bastards now.....

[Guest diavolina]

awww!

i made a friend!