Okay, I'mgetting annoyed...

[Guest justsoyouknow]

Sure, we can be best friends 4-EVER!

[Guest LooseCannon]

Hey Sebastian, are you just gonna sit there like a pussy while justsoyouknow moves in on your tail?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I still talk to BarelyThere(Erica) every day, she just didn't really have a reason to stick around after we were brutally murdered. When I go up to New York for my (very belated) Graduation Present, I'm stopping in Washington for couple of days, since she lives there and all.

 

She says nothing will happen if I try and mack her, but all of her friends say otherwise. It's either them trying to piss her off or she's just trying to keep it from me, make her not sound that easy, whatever. Knowing her as long as I have, it's the latter.

 

Oh, I taught her how to properly give the finger, so now it doesn't look so ludicrious.

 

She wasn't drunk in her avatar picture, by the way. The profile picture sure, but not the avatar.

 

On a related-to-this-thread note, I really should get my quasi-girlfriend on here, there are enough nerds here for her to get along with, especially any X-Files or Star Trek gonzo fans there may be in the Movies/TV/DVD/Kinetocscope folder.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest DJ Jeff]

Dammit I couldn't give you my good advice.

 

Oh well, TSM achieved a new member. Welcome to TSM, the dude who posted this, his g/f.....

 

Yeah, that will do.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

Just curious. Is this relationship still together? I know if my better half caught me asking for relationship advice on a wrestling message board I'd be out on the street w/ my computer that very day...

[Guest diavolina]

i am not that shallow... i am not the typical female. i'm a hell of a lot smarter than that.

 

and when i said "yes my fucking phone was unplugged...etc" that wasn't aimed at sebastian...that was aimed at the people who didn't believe him when he told you all that.

 

no hard feelings...towards anyone at all.

 

thanks Dj Jeff! your the only one who welcomed me.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I would have, but... I can't think of a way to finish that sentence.

 

Um, the check's in the mail!

 

(runs away with a flourish)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Sebastian_the_Bastard]

Hey Sebastian, are you just gonna sit there like a pussy while justsoyouknow moves in on your tail?

Good point...

 

*gets into possessive "I own my girlfriend mode"*

 

 

I BETTER NOT SEE YOU TWO TALKING ANYMORE! OR I'LL CUT YA!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Kick his ass, Seabass!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest justsoyouknow]

:::...puts on some soft music...:::

 

 

Hey, baby, what's going on?

Yeah, I'm good....

MMMMM, baby, what's that smell?

MMMMM, I love that scent on a woman....

What? A boyfriend? What's his name?

Sebastian? Like the crab from Little Mermaid?

Speaking of crabs....

I mean....

Yeah, baby.....

 

 

 

And Kotz, why are you taking his side? I WAS YOUR SECRETARY OF JUSTICE!

[Guest Cerebus The Aardvark]

Hey, this thread could degenerate into DRAWMUH~!, which is always quality.

 

Asking for advice from a public community in which you don't really know anyone is incredibly naive and idiotic. Ask your friends or her friends; that's what they're there for, for fuck's sake.

 

Or, do what is best, and just get away from bitches for a little while. Find a nice little fuck-buddy and don't get involved in the DRAWMUH~!, because you're way too young to throw your life away due to the fickle nature of insane bitches.

 

Carry on.

[Guest justsoyouknow]

Yes.....leave your woman unattended.....that's the thing to do....

 

:::turns music up louder:::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I just felt like saying "Kick his ass, Seabass!" If you had gotten the last post in, it would have been you.

 

Now that you are the one with the last post, I recommend kicking him in the shin, and then while he's hopping around in pain, shoot him with what I call The Bitch Killer, the same weapon you suggested in another thread as a solution for cheating girlfriends. Sebastian isn't a bitch, but he would look like one hopping around saying "Owie! Owie!" as most of us would.

 

Where was I? Oh yeah, steal his lunch money over a long period of time and then use it to buy me crack. I'm like a crack black hole(please, no ass jokes).

 

Erm, anyways, keep this fight up guys, it's fun!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Sebastian_the_Bastard]

Hey, just so you know justsoyouknow, that smell was the smell of the brown shower you're about to receive. Yeah, dat's right.

 

Ok... so maybe that's a little too far...? Oh well.

 

Kotz... he loves the crack! Well... make the "ra" an "o" and you get the idea.

 

You know I say that out of love.

 

 

I could go for some pizza rolls right now!,

Sebastian the Bastard

[Guest diavolina]

its quite funny how the people who obviously have no significant other are trying to tell you what you should do, sebastian.

 

i find it all so entertaining.

[Guest justsoyouknow]

Is there a reason you're blatantly no-selling the posts? And your "holier-than-thou"gimmick is also "so entertaining"

 

...and for "its quitte funy how the people who obviously have no significant other re trying to tell you what you should do, sebastian"....

 

I've visited your little website, I've looked at your pictures...I've visited the boyfriend's website, I've looked at the boyfriend's pictures....and you guys don't have a whole lot of room to be talking down to people. If you catch my drift.

 

No offense.

Just.

so.

you.

know.

[Guest diavolina]

holier than thou gimmick?...

 

and i don't recall talking down to anyone either.

 

i suppose if you took offense to anything i have said, then that is your problem.

 

oh, and by the way...i know what i look like..and i don't think i'm anything special.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Hey, just so you know justsoyouknow, that smell was the smell of the brown shower you're about to receive. Yeah, dat's right.

 

Ok... so maybe that's a little too far...? Oh well.

 

Kotz... he loves the crack! Well... make the "ra" an "o" and you get the idea.

 

You know I say that out of love.

 

 

I could go for some pizza rolls right now!,

Sebastian the Bastard

I don't get it... I know what a yellow shower is, but if it's brown, that'd mean someone's been drinking a LOT of coffee...

 

Also, you seem to post as if there is something wrong with enjoying the company of roosters. Roosters are the MOST underrated animal in America today, hell, if you were on a farm, you wouldn't be able to get up without one!

 

And... and... besides, I know I'm jealous of roosters, they get all the chicks... ::rimshot::

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Lord help us, there's two Bastards now.....

As long as we don't hear the pitter patter of little bastards...

[Guest Sebastian_the_Bastard]

Ha... um... if you don't know what a brown shower is, just don't worry about it.

[Guest justsoyouknow]

Are you threatening to SHIT ON ME?

 

 

.....we've got Kinetic the bukkake lover, now we've got

 

 

SEBASTIAN THE SCAT MAN!

 

 

I highly recommend referring to him as the Scat Man.....that is all.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Scoobie Doobie doo wow... doo wop skibbilie dilibie doo...

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

So someone tell me exactly why this guy is telling us about his relationship problems only to have his girlfriend appear on the board. This makes no sense. That would be like me whining and complaining about my boyfriend and then have him sign on his name and read what I wrote about him. This is just like OJ giving play by play on fucking. But whatever float's y'alls boats. I just find it rather sad.

[Guest Cerebus The Aardvark]

Ok, first...

 

its quite funny how the people who obviously have no significant other are trying to tell you what you should do, sebastian

 

i find it all so entertaining.

 

...and then...

 

and i don't recall talking down to anyone either.

 

Tremendous.

 

 

Scoobie Doobie doo wow... doo wop skibbilie dilibie doo...

 

Not that Scatman, Kotz.

 

 

So someone tell me exactly why this guy is telling us about his relationship problems only to have his girlfriend appear on the board. This makes no sense. That would be like me whining and complaining about my boyfriend and then have him sign on his name and read what I wrote about him. This is just like OJ giving play by play on fucking. But whatever float's y'alls boats. I just find it rather sad.

 

It's also incredibly dumb. But I already stated why in an earlier post. Bringing out personal problems on a message board, generally, leads to more problems; I just don't get it.

 

But then, I'm merely a bitter man whose life has passed him by.

[Guest Incandenza]

After eating some bad pizza, I once crapped nothing but brown water. I suppose that's what Sebastian's talking about (and I think there's a Get Up Kids song called "Brown Shower," but I'm not sure).

[Guest Sebastian_the_Bastard]

Get Up Kid called Brown Shower? If so, it's not on any of their four full length CDs.

 

And for Cerebus, how would that be talking down? You're a prick... now that's talking down to someone.

 

But, y'know, I'm going to do the wise thing. Instead of letting this continue and getting us all in flaming warnings, Dames - would you please close this thread? It's run it's course.

 

-Sebastian