Promo: Interview

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

The Tron awakens which caught everybody’s attention. They all look up and to the side and see Ben Hardy with a mike clutched well on his right hand. The camera slowly moves towards the right to slowly reveal Perfect Bo. Just the sight of the perfect one causes the crowd to incite with boos. Ben Hardy slowly puts the mike by his lips and said:

 

“Welcome back Bo, arguably you’re one of the biggest influences in this company… Always put your heart out into this work and always have something creative to do or say, especially the way you came back… Can you please tell the audience what was going through your mind when you decided to play that cruel joke…” Hardy stops for a second, shakes his head and then said: “No, that premeditated attack on LDP, what is your thoughts?”

 

Bo looks down, not a very happy face as he’s being accused to something that he actually did. Hardy slowly raises the mike towards Bo’s lips. Bo is still staring a hole through Hardy’s soul.

 

“You have 5 seconds to release the mike before I break your arm and take it from you.”

 

Hardy’s eyes open in shock, he start to get scare as he quickly gave the mike to Bo. The perfect one grabs it, he puts it by his lips and said: “I…” He stops right on his tracks and looks down at Hardy who just stands there… Bo looks at him and said: “What are you doing here?”

 

“Waiting for you to finish.”

 

“Are you disrespecting me?”

 

“No, I’m just…”

 

“You said that you’re waiting… waiting for me to finish, is that your exact words?”

 

“Yeah but…”

 

“Yeah? Boy you better use proper English when you’re talking to the perfect one.”

 

“My intentions was…”

 

“You intentions is not valid at this moment… Go to time out…”

 

“What?”

 

“A time out mother fucker, now go to that corner, stand facing that corner because you’re on time out until I say so.”

 

“But, but…”

 

“Apparently I stuttered here… You see you have a disorder and have some issues of disrespecting people with authority and are also bigger than you. This situation is very severe, thus we, no, I must take instantaneous actions in order to correct this problem… Now mother fucker, go in the mother fuckin corner.”

 

Hardy just looks at him, surprise and also in distraught but then he starts walking to the corner and just stands there.

 

Bo smiles a bit, he then turns to look at the camera and begin to say:

 

“Why did I do it? That’s the question people have been asking me ever since my return and there is two possible answers for it… One is because I wanted to make a quick impact in my return and two is because I CAN DO IT. There’s no one that can stop me and I love that… Now, why LDP? Well let me answer that question with another question… Why not LDP? You see, I’ve been noticing this group for a while and they’ve been going through a lot of passive-aggressive emotions and I’m just straight aggressive. The hell with that thinking of retaliation, I just straight retaliate… Besides, LDP isn’t the brightest man in the bunch, I mean, he don’t even know me like that and he tried to recruit me? The only time he knew me was when I pimped him around when he was back in the JL and had that fight against Mistress Hoe, and the funny part the bitch is with him now.

 

Hardy starts to look back and that’s when Bo said: “Boy, you better stay in your corner, did I say time out is over? I’m about to knock your teeth out and then you can have time out to pick them up… Stay in the mother fuckin corner.” Hardy did exactly what he told him to.

 

“Ok, now where was I? Ah yes, LDP… Listen Youngster, it doesn’t matter if you have 7 dumb motherfuckers helping your ass out, because I learn from experience that it’s the quality that makes a team, not quantity, and look at our squad… Two Former World Champion, A former ICTV champion, a former double champion, a current Hardcore champion and a animal that’s ready to kill by the name of Lerrin… Who do you have? Enough said… Now if ya wanna rock, we can rock and trust me, your youth will not, and I repeat will not help you out because our experience and brains for this business will over come all odds… I remember I over came the odds of getting hit by a damn car back in the JL and I also over came the odds of being in a car crash that had me in a coma almost dying… I’ve over came a lot of obstacles and I’m still here and with people that believe in me… LDP, you want the drama, then I’m gonna pull out the armor, that’s word to my mama. LDP and the X Club 7, ya want it, come and get it, and after we finish with ya ass wipes then we’re going to M7, Wilson, I’m looking for you… That’s all I have to say about that…”

 

Hardy still stands on the corner waiting to be told to leave the corner and that’s when Bo said: “Yo choir boy, you can leave now…”

 

Hardy got away from the corner and goes towards Bo, he reaches for the mike but that’s when Bo said: “And don’t you ever disrespect me again mother fucker…” After that was said he threw the mike right on Hardy’s chest and walked away and all Hardy can do is shrug like an ass that he is…

 

End

[Guest Kibagami]

Sending Hardy into the corner for time-out = RATINGS!

 

Good stuff, Bo. I like the way it addressed the tension between CC and XF9. While it's getting kinda hard to keep track of which stable is feuding with which, your promo clears it up a bit. Again I say, good stuff.

 

S.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Well, finally got around to reading this thing...nice work. I'm liking this CC vs XF9 feud, and you with LDP is nice. A few grievences are that...

 

1) LDP the character is a veteran of this business...been around it a long time (see his bio)...so you calling him a child and talking about his youth didn't really make sense.

 

2) I've never really liked people doing full show interview after the show is over. I mean, the interview is fine, it's just that the whole crowd and everything seemed in place like the show was going on, but it was after the show. Or maybe it was before....nevermind, cause I don't know when this promo came up, so forget that comment.

 

Overall, nice promo. Sending Hardy to the corner was awsome.

 

Da "catching up on some promos" H

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

The sections where Bo used pretty much perfect proper English and then quickly segued back into the likes of "Go to the corner, motherfucker" were super. Thugg already pointed out the "LDP is old" thing...I think, actually, in character, he might be the oldest wrestler in the fed. But now LDP can just turn it back around on Bo in a promo of his own, something like that.

 

Good stuff, and a good hook for the Bo return. If LDP manages to capture that ICTV title on Storm, we could have one hell of a match at the PPV.

[Guest chirs3]

...because I learn from experience that it’s the quality that makes a team, not quantity, and look at our squad… Two Former World Champion, A former ICTV champion, a former double champion, a current Hardcore champion and a animal that’s ready to kill by the name of Lerrin… Who do you have?

 

They've got KETCHUM! *marks out*

 

Other than that little mishap, a good promo.

[Guest Rabbi_wilson13]

Yeah, LDP is the grizzled vet, but one little screw-up thats already been addressed doesn't hurt an otherwise good promo. Probably should of saved it for the show, though, since I'm agreeing with Thugg about the "crowd just hangin' out thing"

 

Ooo..ooo...here's an idea for future promos of this sort being posted on the board: Just say that they're doing a pre-taped interview for the show! ZING!

 

Oh, and and CC can just bring it to M7, since your two RETIRED world champions, an Australian, a man whose been the inferior heel to me all his career () you and JD of all people. Wez a owninz youz guyz!1!11!!

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

So confident Wilson... maybe you'd like a match to settle this?

[Guest Perfect_Bo]

LDP and I talked about this Promo before, and he aswell asked me about me calling him a youngster and what not. I explained it to him and he understood... Let me explained to others...

 

Bo began the SWF before LDP, Bo isnt looking at age, he's looking at the time he's been in the fed, thus begin more than LDP...

 

Ok, about the crowd situation... You're right, I should of thought about it before posting it. But just picture it that it was pre-taped or in the early stages, before the show started...

 

Thank you for the comments, I will work harder on these flaws...

 

Bo

[Guest kelloggs]

Bo is a promo machine. Nuff said