The-One-And-Only-Smackdown-Thread

[Guest Anglesault]

I was having a bad night like that tonight. I also noticed that Brock had an enormous boner when Heyman was on his knees in front of him.

 

Damn.

 

::Goes off to read playboy::

[Guest JHawk]

And is it just me, or do Chuck's tights not fit him?

You were looking? Anything you'd like to tell us?

[Guest godthedog]

chuck's enormous penis just REFUSES TO BE CONTAINED!

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

I think Kurt Angle is jealous.

[Guest Anglesault]

I don't know, he just seemed to be getting Rikishi level wedgie tonight.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

"And tell them Eric Bischoff sent ya."

 

LOL!

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Man.. you people scare me more and more each day...

 

As far as the show goes(this is the first time I've watched a full show since the week before the split), I liked it a lot except for that ending to the Edge/Rey vs Rudo Latinos match. That pissed me off. And I barely paid that much attention to the main event because I called the outcome just as soon as they announced it.

[Guest Anglesault]

I liked it a lot except for that ending to the Edge/Rey vs Rudo Latinos match. That pissed me off.

You mean you don't like match finish that includes multiple spears, a reatrded DQ, and Edge manhandling three of the best wrestlers on SD! by himself?

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

I just didn't like the DQ. Everything else was fine by me.

[Guest Anglesault]

You had NO problem with Edge taking out Eddy, Angle and Chavo by himself without breaking a sweat? EdgeHead.

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Well, I'm a fan of all the guys that were involved in the match, so I guess I AM an Edgehead.

[Guest cabbageboy]

What was with that whole disturbing Benoit segment with Steph tonight? My god. "I'm gonna make the Rock moan, I'm gonna make him squeal!!!" Time to quit watching Deliverance there, Chris.

 

I too am baffled at Steph. How is she supposed to be a face? Didn't someone say the Observer reported WWE desperately wants her as a face? I mean to be a face you have to be somewhat nice to people, which Steph isn't.

 

Anyway, SMDN was a pretty decent show but as it goes with this show it just seems like a bunch of guys having matches with little actually going on. That's why Raw's thread is about 40 pages and this thread is 4.

[Guest godthedog]

i know lots of people complain that anglesault basically copies & pastes the same posts, but nowhere has it ever been more evident than in this thread. for the last 2 pages, he has been saying the EXACT SAME THING.

[Guest Anglesault]

Hey, until someone says that tonight just completely proved me right on the Edge front, I might as well keep siting examples.

[Guest the pinjockey]

Hey, until someone says that tonight just completely proved me right on the Edge front, I might as well keep siting examples.

Well at least he doesn't call anyone a dork tonight does he?

[Guest Anglesault]

5 spears instead of three and 3 guys instead of one overcomes the lack of Dork.

[Guest JHawk]

Unfortunately, the crowd pops for the spear, and until they don't, it will continue to be a focal point of his arsenal, much like the People's Elbow, the Worm, and the Big Leg Drop.

[Guest Quik]

Wow... I can't wait to see Smackdown rating if this thread is any indication.

 

And Anglesault... by far the greatest sig pic, ever.

[Guest Goodear]

One more thing. That running love tap that the Hurricane did is the awesome Shining Wizard that kills everyone in Japan? Good LORD.

Yeah, well as much as everyone else will tell you different The Shining Wizard is as much of a bad move as the Shining Guri... It's just a knee to the face while the guy taking it is on his knees. In Angle-eese, "Whoopdeefriggendoo!" It doesn't look particularly good or anything. The lariats generally look as good as they are hyped, but there are still totally annoying conventions in Puro, just like there are in WWE.

[Guest Anglesault]

I'm never see 5 worms, people's elbows or leg drops in one match.

[Guest the pinjockey]

I'm never see 5 worms, people's elbows or leg drops in one match.

That means the move should die out five times quicker than the worm though. That would probably put us around SurSer when the spear dies.

 

Just out of curiosity what is the ratio of spears to dorks. How many dorks equals a spear?

[Guest Anglesault]

Wow... I can't wait to see Smackdown rating if this thread is any indication.

What do you mean? Brock becoming aroused after Heyman kneels in front of him=RATING, BAYBEE~!

[Guest JHawk]

I have seen five legdrops in one match, and the other two moves are so ludicrous that they should never be used again. At least the spear could possibly be done once in a while in a plausible setting if you get the timing right.

[Guest areacode212]

I don't see why everyone hates the spear. If the victim sells it right (doubling over), it looks like a really painful move. Over the years, there have been a lot of finishers that look much less credible than the spear.

[Guest CanadianChick]

I'm never see 5 worms, people's elbows or leg drops in one match.

Spears are easier and quicker than all of those moves...

[Guest Anglesault]

I'm never see 5 worms, people's elbows or leg drops in one match.

That means the move should die out five times quicker than the worm though. That would probably put us around SurSer when the spear dies.

 

Just out of curiosity what is the ratio of spears to dorks. How many dorks equals a spear?

Dork is worse than spear. A spear in itself isn't bad, but when used up to 5 times a show, it's rediculous. Dork, on the other hand, is just bad. Anyone else remember

 

Christian: Edge, you always stole the spotlight from me! It was always 'Edge and Christian,' not 'Christian and Edge!' It's my time to shine!

 

Edge: You wet the bed, dork! ::sound of Christian's career flushing down the toilet::

[Guest the pinjockey]

A spear is a credible finisher when done by someone like Rhyno who looks like he actually runs through the person. Edge does a bit of a pussified version where he dives at the person or stops when he hits them.

[Guest Anglesault]

I don't see why everyone hates the spear. If the victim sells it right (doubling over), it looks like a really painful move. Over the years, there have been a lot of finishers that look much less credible than the spear.

One a night (If that) is perfectly acceptable. Is FIVE really necessary?

[Guest CanadianChick]

The reason Edge does a "pussified" spear maybe because it isn't his real finisher

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Christian: Edge, you always stole the spotlight from me! It was always 'Edge and Christian,' not 'Christian and Edge!' It's my time to shine!

 

Edge: You wet the bed, dork! ::sound of Christian's career flushing down the toilet::

Rock's done stuff like that before. Plus, Christian wasn't exactly over when it happened anyway. Neither was Edge.