THE One and Only Velocidential Thread

[Guest Downhome]

I think WWE needs another Mantaur. Something that's so entirely ridiculous it's good, like making a table win the Hardcore belt.

YES! A table should be knocked over and pin whoever the hell the champ is now. The ref makes the count because his contacts have fallen out.

 

JR: BAH GAWD! THAT- THAT TABLE JUST GOT THE PINFALL! IT'S A HOSS! BAH GAWD! A HOSS OF A TABLE!

 

Then, next week, the table wins a bikini contest against Terri.

Damn you, damn you to hell. I was in the middle of trying to sneez when I was reading your reply, and when I got to the "IT'S A HOSS! BAH GAWD! A HOSS OF A TABLE!" part, well, there was no sneezing for me!

 

That should go in your signature, really, that was just great.

[Guest Downhome]

Ok, so can somone post a Velocidential preview for us?

[Guest CanadianChick]

Velocity preview for August 17, 2002

 

 

Showcasing the SmackDown! Superstars, WWE Velocity comes to you every Saturday at 10 p.m./9 p.m. CT only on TNN, hosted by Michael Cole and Tough Enough trainer Al Snow!

This week:

The Reverend D-Von battles rookie sensation John Cena.

 

Catch WWE Velocity every Saturday night at 10 p.m./9 p.m. CT only on TNN!

 

 

Confidential preview for August 17, 2002

 

 

 

This week on Confidential: A look at the life of Shawn Michaels.

The Heartbreak Kid is back in WWE. And this time, he's a new man. In previous runs with the company, Michaels was known as a rude, crude, party-goer. Confidential will look at HBK both then and now.

[Guest Downhome]

Velocity preview for August 17, 2002

 

 

Showcasing the SmackDown! Superstars, WWE Velocity comes to you every Saturday at 10 p.m./9 p.m. CT only on TNN, hosted by Michael Cole and Tough Enough trainer Al Snow!

This week:

The Reverend D-Von battles rookie sensation John Cena.

 

Catch WWE Velocity every Saturday night at 10 p.m./9 p.m. CT only on TNN!

 

 

Confidential preview for August 17, 2002

 

 

 

This week on Confidential: A look at the life of Shawn Michaels.

The Heartbreak Kid is back in WWE. And this time, he's a new man. In previous runs with the company, Michaels was known as a rude, crude, party-goer. Confidential will look at HBK both then and now.

Thank ya kindly.

 

Since it isn't on yet, why not take this time sharing our personal favorite moments in HBK's career, or something like that.

[Guest JMTapes]

Hey, I sent that 2nd Mantaur pic to Wrestlecrap back in the day!! My life is complete!! Yaaay! -JM

[Guest The Superstar]

RICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

what a way to kick off the show~!

[Guest Downhome]

RICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

what a way to kick off the show~!

I hope you aren't being sarcastic!

 

This whole Holly/Hurricane/Moore Vs. Rico/Billy/Chuck angle, it's one of my favorite things on WWE TV right now! As for Rico, what can I say, I am a HUGE sucker for his style! It doesn't hurt that he's more over than the majority of heels on the roster.

[Guest Downhome]

Do my eyes decieve me, or did Rico just do an Armdrag/Spinning Neck Breaker combo?

[Guest Downhome]

Downhome <------- #1 mark for the Gas Mask!

[Guest The Superstar]

no, I love Rico!

 

...and is The Gas Mask the former "Hollycaust"?

[Guest The Electrifyer]

Hehehe... that girl has a "Rico was an American Gladiator" sign!!

[Guest Downhome]

Damnit, that should NEVER be a finisher, EVER. It should be a set up, period. The Gas Mask should be Holly's finisher!

[Guest The Superstar]

yeah, everyone's talking about Brock vs. Rock...for ALL the wrong reasons.

[Guest LatinoHeat]

anyone else getting sick of the oblivious promos?

[Guest Downhome]

Speaking of Brock Lesnar...

 

...is it just me, or is he the man-love-sex-child of Ludvig Borga and Buddy Lee Parker (I think that's the guy I'm thinking of, if not help me out here)?

[Guest The Superstar]

Those Hogan fans in Austrailia don't catch Rico's sarcasm. I wish Rikishi picked me to dance with him, I would take a mic and say "FUCK YOU BITCH~!"

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

shit.. I confused Bull Buchanan for Deacon Bautista

[Guest The Superstar]

OH FUCK...Bull vs. ALBERT?

[Guest Downhome]

Hoss Vs. Hoss!

[Guest Nevermortal]

Albert vs. Bull Buchanan.

 

Watch me mark.

 

Or not.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

so.. will the winner of this face Hardcore Holly for the Velocity title?

[Guest Downhome]

Like Bull or not, I LOVE his jumping to the toprope move, that is just awesome.

[Guest The Superstar]

Why are they focusing on Brock's "MINDGAMES"? and how did Brock "force" the Rock to tap out to the Crossface? Geez, talk about not giving Benoit ANY credibility AT ALL?

[Guest Downhome]

"This is the pace that Albert likes, slow..."

 

Why did he point that out?

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

nice gentle Big Albert Crush there..

 

still.. Brock used his mind control powers to make the Rock tap out.

 

Next week, Bull v. Hardcore for the Velocity title!

[Guest Downhome]

His finisher should be called the Bull Sh*t. *bada bing*

[Guest Nevermortal]

CRUISERWEIGHT SIX MAN! WOOOOO!

[Guest Human Fly]

Bull's tights look like they were constructed with Fruit Roll-Ups.

 

Was that Matt Pinfield?

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

uh.. I don't think Nidia and Torrie are wrestling

[Guest The Electrifyer]

Like Bull or not, I LOVE his jumping to the toprope move, that is just awesome.

Me too, but the clothesline that followed up was so weak. He should do a cross body or something more strong.