Guest Longdogger_Pete Report post Posted August 19, 2002 We may have done this before, but let's see your card ideas for an SWF vs. WWE pay per view extravaganza! Here's what I'd like to see... note that I'm only using active members of both rosters to put this card together. I'm also only listing singles matches. I'll leave it to the rest of you to be creative with your ideas. Most pay per views don't have more than nine matches, so here's nine off the top of my head. El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Rey Misterio Description: Yeah! How about a kickass cruiserweight match to start things off? Both ELM (don't call me "ELMS") and Rey (don't call me "Jr.") share the lucha libre style that would make this a hot opener. Silent vs. Kane Description: OK, so Kane's not active yet, but he'll be back any day now, and I don't know about the rest of the federation, but guaranteed this guy ain't afraid of Silent. As long as he isn't ranting about his "Kanenites," that is. Chris Raynor vs. Chris Benoit Description: Hmm, a former member of Y2Chris against a former member of Y2Chris. Uhh, yeah. SMASH and Benoit would probably have a field day; this could be the sleeper hit of the card. Erek Taylor vs. Edge Description: Two young faces with a lot of main event potential collide here. I'd pay to see a fast-paced Edge match against the High Flying Prince. The Boston Strangler vs. The Undertaker Description: I think that nutjob might actually be able to outpace the American Badass. Two big creepy guys. Woo! Perfect Bo vs. Triple H Description: Well, I had to put Triple H in here somewhere. Oh, look, here's Perfect Bo to beat the hell out of him. Lerrin Breggan vs. Brock Lesnar Description: Unstoppable force against immovable object? While Lerrin hasn't had quite the same success as the (nearly) undefeated Brock, he's still a serious monster heel that'll give the Next Big Thing a run for his money. Chris Wilson vs. The Rock Description: I almost made this Edwin vs. Rock, but who wants to see that? I'd book this just to see the mind games Wilson pulls on Rocky leading up to it. Edwin MacPhisto vs. Kurt Angle Description: Our current world champion against the best all around worker the WWE's got. Maybe my main event could have been booked better, but I'd be hard pressed to find a bad Kurt Angle match, so I have a feeling this would make for a great main event to cap off the night. Comments are welcome. And then after you comment, feel free to take a stab at it yourself if you'd like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted August 19, 2002 i'll fight funaki because we both hardly win actually that looks cool card, but you can have Grand Slam and Riley vs JR and The King. and also have Stubby against Vince McMahon and don't forget our women against there women in some sort of T&A match Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Renegade Report post Posted August 19, 2002 Renegade vs Psicosis Okay, he's not in the WWE, but Nicho is my hero. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest -Cutthroat- Report post Posted August 19, 2002 Cutthroat vs. Jeff Hardy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Edwin MacPhisto Report post Posted August 19, 2002 Mixed tag matches! Lerrin Breggan & Brock Lesnar vs. Annie E and Trish Stratus! -Big men! Little women! Kaboom! Ric Flair & Simon Flare vs. Stubby P. McWeed and Rob Van Dam. -Stubby's temporal lobe splits, creating an activation of both personalities simultaneously and culminating in a legendary "age vs. weed" match. The Big Show vs. HVT in an ironman match. -Slowest...match...ever... Chris Wilson, Chris Raynor, zombie Chris Storm, Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho, and Christopher Nowinski vs. Spark, handicap match. -Y6Chris is in full effect, bitches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffin Surfer Report post Posted August 19, 2002 William Regal vs. Danny Williams Broken noses, ripped ear lobes, bloody mouths, black eyes, and head dropping. Since I'am willing to work stiff and bump for him, I think I could get a **** match out of his lazy ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DiabloIIFreak1010 Report post Posted August 19, 2002 Raven vs. "Brother Red" Matt Myers Two guys with a strange view on life would go head to head and put on at least a ***1/2 quality match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insane Clown Dan Report post Posted August 19, 2002 Booker T vs Flunkmasta Flexxx It'd be kinda like when he was feuding with Stone Cold, and that whole grocery store beatdown happened =P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted August 19, 2002 Jay Dawg vs. RHINO!!! RHINO!!! RHINO!!! Piledriver through a blunt object match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted August 19, 2002 "The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Dean Malenko. Get his road agent ass back up for one last match, in which he matwrestles the living shit out of one of his biggest fans. Hell yeah, I'd do the job for Deano. Failing that (since he's not an active wrestler), "The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Kurt Angle in a suplexorama. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted August 19, 2002 Silent vs. The Undertaker. Hell In A Cell. This needs no explanation. Rock. S. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest -Cutthroat- Report post Posted August 19, 2002 Better yet! Cutthroat vs. Jeff Hardy IN A LADDER MATCH!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spark144 Report post Posted August 19, 2002 Chris Wilson, Chris Raynor, zombie Chris Storm, Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho, and Christopher Nowinski vs. Spark, handicap match. -Y6Chris is in full effect, bitches. Oh, that's not even a contest. Nowinski's such negative karma for the group I'd take 'em in like, 30, 40 seconds. Plus, didn't I mention Spark's real name is Chris? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tod deKindes Report post Posted August 19, 2002 Better yet! Cutthroat vs. Jeff Hardy And WHO was rumored to be gay, ladies and gentlemen? This stuff writes itself. Now, if Tod was an actual person, I'd give his look an overhaul as not to confuse him with Matt Hardy (even if he's in my banner ). Perhaps some red highlights in the hair, and whathaveyou. Match wise, I'd book Tod against (gasp) Matt Hardy for a spotfest, but an entertaining one, that is if Matt would be motivated enough. Wrestling wise, I'd put him against Kurt Angle. I mean, who HASN'T looked good against Kurt Angle? Oh yeah, another one: Cutthroat vs Bruce, for the Miss TNA title. Wrong fed, I know. But work with me here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest chirs3 Report post Posted August 19, 2002 Y6Chris... this has possibilities, Edwin... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WrestlingDeacon Report post Posted August 19, 2002 What? Frost can't get no love. I'll take Golddust, because who in the hell wants to wrestle Golddust. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted August 19, 2002 Singapore Cane Match: Cutthroat vs Tommy Dreamer. Special Guest Referee: Ced Ordonez (w/ Singapore Cane). Special Guest Ring Enforcer: Tod deKindes (w/ Flaming, Barbed Wire Singapore Cane). We must all do the Dance of Joy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 5_moves_of_doom Report post Posted August 20, 2002 Uh...I'll wrestle...uh...Jericho, woo. ...or Stacy, in a spanking match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest midnight_burn Report post Posted August 20, 2002 Stryke v Rob Van Dam, that'll do nicely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DiabloIIFreak1010 Report post Posted August 20, 2002 Heh. Chris Wilson vs. The Rock. I wonder what kind of promos Rock would cut on Wilson... The Rock: "Chris Wilson, you wanna play MIND GAMES with The Rock?! You wanna send The Rock threatening letters?! You wanna pit your little friend Matt Myers against The Rock one on one tonight? You wanna send your Magnificalty Homosexual Seven after The Rock?!" The Rock: "Well. That's fine with The Rock..." The Rock: "The Rock...tonight, just wants to know...your favorite paino key." Chris Wilson: "My favorite paino key? Why. It's A-Minor!" The Rock: "A-Minor? A-MINOR?! Well, it must be, because The Rock knows something else you have that is...a minor, if you smell what The Rock is cookin'!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AnnieEclectic Report post Posted August 20, 2002 uh, how about Annie E v. Bradshaw for the right to design the Hardcore Belt... ::kills Bradshaw with a Kendo Stick:: Texas Flag? TEXAS FLAG??? Eat this motherfucker! ::spears Bradshaw's head with the stick:: -Annie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ErekT2k Report post Posted August 20, 2002 The Rock: "Chris Wilson, you wanna play MIND GAMES with The Rock?! You wanna send The Rock threatening letters?! You wanna pit your little friend Matt Myers against The Rock one on one tonight? You wanna send your Magnificalty Homosexual Seven after The Rock?!" The Rock: "Well. That's fine with The Rock..." The Rock: "The Rock...tonight, just wants to know...your favorite paino key." Chris Wilson: "My favorite paino key? Why. It's A-Minor!" The Rock: "A-Minor? A-MINOR?! Well, it must be, because The Rock knows something else you have that is...a minor, if you smell what The Rock is cookin'!" ::chuckles:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crusen86 Report post Posted August 20, 2002 Axis vs. Bull Buchanon in Get-A-Character match. First person to have a character wins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BA_Baracus Report post Posted August 20, 2002 PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed); "You wouldn't stand a chance Axis. Mothernature says, Bull's Mr. Charisma..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest redbaron51 Report post Posted August 20, 2002 Cyclone Comet vs Hurricane Helms -Which one is the real superhero Neilson of the Jungle vs "Stone Cold" Steve Austin -Both badasses in each fed look to tear it up against each other Vlad De Burrov vs Rikishi an a back that thing up match. Rules: First one to rub their fat ass on to their opponent wins Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SupaTaft Report post Posted August 20, 2002 Thor & Frost vs. The Natural Disasters (Earthquake & Typhoon) Four big... slow... men... pounding the shit out of each other. 1500 lbs of RATINGZ!!!! -Taft Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AnnieEclectic Report post Posted August 20, 2002 thor, you're making us all cringe remembering the tag team of The Shark and The Shockmaster... ugh... -annie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Grand Slam Report post Posted August 20, 2002 Well, if you want to pull out some retirees, I have a couple of suggestions... The Fallen (Angelous and Molock) v. The Island Boyz (Jamal & Rosie) Suicide King v. Shawn Micheals for the rights to call themselves the "Heartbreaker" H-Ville Thugg v. Goldberg - No reason, just think this would be fun to watch... And finally, the grand daddies of them all... Y2Chris (Chris Raynor & Chris Storm) v. The Midnight Carnival (Edwin MacPhisto & "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens) v. The Hart Foundation (Bret Hart & Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart) v. The British Bulldogs (Davey Boy Smith & The Dynamite Kid) - Fatal Four Way Elimination Match or... The Midnight Carnival (King of Hearts, Edwin MacPhisto, Chris Raynor, "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens, Spark) v. Degeneration-X (Shawn Micheals, Triple H, Chyna, X-Pac, Billy Gunn) for the new "Unified WWE/SWF Stables Title" in a classic - the Wargames match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Longdogger_Pete Report post Posted August 20, 2002 I think Grand Slam's suggestions would rock. I have another one I wouldn't mind seeing involving retirees: Grimedogg vs. Mick Foley. Hardcore match, of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tyler McClelland Report post Posted August 20, 2002 H-Ville Thugg v. Goldberg - No reason, just think this would be fun to watch... ...you sadist... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
