World Tasteless Wrestling

[Guest JaKyL25]

TheHulkster love the sig!

 

If Satan is in the WWE. Doesn't that mean God should be too? After all God can carry anyone (except Hogan and Lesnar) to a 4 star match.

 

By Gawd... Satan and the Demon's are destroying Moses. These bastards, it's 5 on 1. Wait here come God..By Gawwd it's God, and he's opening a can of whoop ass.

JR: Oh no! Triple H just hit God with the Sledgehammer! Damn his SOUL!

 

Lawler: Uh, JR, the only guy that can actually DO that is laid out in the ring as we speak!

 

JR: Look King, That Heavenly Hoss is rising from the dead! STUNNER on Triple H! Oh Hell Yeah!

 

Lawler: Look, God's calling for a beer! He's slobbering it all over himself, JR! Now He's got a mic!

 

God: Screw this show, I just signed with Stephanie on Smackdown for a night with Dawn Marie and a shot at Benoit. I'll show HIM who's God around here! Me, that's who! God, not Benoit!

 

***Later that week, in the Ross report***

 

Ross: I'm excited about the possibilites with God on board the WWE roster, but I think He needs to maybe work on his ring-shape, and take a few mic lessons before He can take that proverbial leap to the next level.

 

***Two weeks later, on WWE.com***

 

Earlier today, God was released from His WWE contract, due to the lack of a place for Him in our current storylines. We wish Him the best of luck in future endeavors.

[Guest midnight_burn]

They could start up a Klu Klux Klan stable.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

God wasn't enough of a hoss, he didn't make the cover of JR's favorite adult mag:

[Guest creativename]

By Gawwd it's God

 

That's just too f'in funny.

[Guest JaKyL25]

Hoss humor NEVER gets old, does it?

 

I can see JR, after suffering a complete mental breakdown, sharing a room at a psychiatric ward with The Berzerker. They'd probably argue all the time, though.

 

Berzerker: HUSS!

Ross: HOSS!

Berzerker: HUSS!

Ross: HOSS!

Berzerker: HUSS!

Ross: HOSS!

Berzerker: HOSS!

Ross: HUSS!

Berzerker: Okay, you're right, HUSS! it is.

Ross: Damn your soul!

[Guest Vern Gagne]

You know who would of been a hoss. Goliath and David would of been a victim of the glass ceiling.

 

From the Ross Report

 

This Goliath is really impressing me. This hoss has gotta bright future in the business.