Back the fuck off...

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I think I just had my loudest laugh ever. People in the next county heard me roaring about that last picture. Just the delivery... GOLD. Mesepher, you get two figurative silver dollars for two great laughs in one thread, the other one being for "Shut up Emo boy."

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Cerebus The Aardvark]

1. Yes, CJ = PORNFAQ.

 

2. Sebastian, you have to learn to laugh things off; not take horseshit so seriously. Hell, everyone needs to do that. Starting a thread to ask someone to quit being an ass to you is a borderline decent idea, I guess, but being a total fucktard to the person = hypocritical cuntery.

 

A better idea is to IM him privately and work out your "differences" that way.

 

Your best bet is to listen to me: you like "emo"-type stuff, and Corey likes metal. You're not going to get along when discussing music. So you should both just agree to disagree and quit being cunts to each other.

 

Or, argue with each other and get pissed for no fucking reason, if that's what you like.

 

Carry the fuck on.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Or a better approach would be: He's a metalhead. Therefore he's holier than thou. Who gives a shit?

[Guest justsoyouknow]

.......dear.....God........

 

 

Laughter....increasing.......

 

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

POSTING ACTUAL PICS OF PEOPLE RULES!

 

 

Laughter....decreasing.....

 

 

Mesepher is God.

[Guest Cerebus The Aardvark]

Mesepher is God.

 

Moreso because he has BUCKY KATT~! in his avatar than the pic, but I am beginning to agree with you, justsoyouknow.

[Guest justsoyouknow]

I'm going to have to agree with the Bucky the Cat reference, since that comic is the highlight of my morning.....

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Emo Kids v. Metalheads, 2/3 falls at Societal Armageddon: Two teams of the top ten representatives of each group meet in a two out of three falls match to figure out which group is better at fighting, and thus cooler. A fall is recorded when a team member is pinned or killed, whichever. Dead team members will be replaced, no more than one death at once, as each fall is in a different setting, one chosen by the metalheads, one chosen by emo kids, and one chosen by a neutral party(the rest of society, which finds this hilarious)...

 

First Fall: Thunderdome, yes, THAT Thunderdome. Weapons are obviously legal, this fall must end in someone's death.

 

Second Fall: Vermont, home of the highest percentage of white people. Hippies, Ben & Jerry's, and Patrick Jeffords. Only certain weapons are legal, those that do not use gasoline, gunpowder, kill animals, litter, or pollute the atmosphere. Canadians can be used as clubs though. Pinfall here is the only way to win the fall

 

Third Fall: Should it go to a third fall, we all know where we'd want them to finish the match. That's right, a minefield. Whoever is last alive's team wins.

 

Referee for first fall: Erm, that guy from Slayer, you know, him.

 

Referee for second fall: Erm, that guy from Weezer, you know, him.

 

Referee for the third fall: Gallagher, who does no refereeing, but blows up fruit during slow periods where neither team is getting blown to bits from being afraid to move.

 

The winner: It's for YOU, the reader, to decide. It'd be neat if someone actually wrote this up, but it won't be me!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest redbaron51]

sebastian face it Slipknot is NU-METAL

[Guest TJH]

I won't dignify that with a response

[Guest The Flying Dutchman]

*fails as well*

 

*confirms that PR0NFAQ is indeed Crucifixio Jones*

 

*continues typing as if he was actually doing the action*

[Guest Nevermortal]

Corey Lazarus is my favorite poster

Cheat to Post

[Guest Incandenza]

So CJ, as PORNFAQ, makes a legit argument over the lack of actual porn-related content in the porn folder, but he follows that up as CJ with a completely childish, juvenile post directed at myself and LooseCannon. Have I got that straight?

 

Oh, and can I get an assist credit on Mesepher's hilarious post? It probably never would've existed had it not been for me putting up the picture of that Dashboard Confessional guy and calling him a twat. Even if I never did that, Mesepher's post still could have happened, but been nowhere near as funny.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(cries) No one noticed the Emo/Metalhead post...

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest LooseCannon]

I'm rooting for the emo kids. Though I think the metalheads are gonna stomp the shit out of those pathetic little bastards. Hell, even Incandenza could probably kill 10 emo kids with his bare hands.

 

Edit: I almost forgot.

 

::Gives Inc an assist in the official scorecard and a gratuitous handjob::

[Guest goodhelmet]

(cries) No one noticed the Emo/Metalhead post...

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

i noticed it. probably your most clever and well thought out post since the state dissolved! bring the content motherfucker!

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Sebastian, dude, all you needed to do was PM me and say "stop being a dick." Christ...do people NEVER just tlel you when you're an asshole anymore?

 

And this is the funniest post I've ever read...

 

As for the phrase "shut up, emo kid"...my friend Shanarchy and I use "stop your bitching, emo kid" a lot.

[Guest Flyboy]

 

Doesn't this guy look like an absolute twat?

 

maybe... but here's some competiton

 

 

.... That was just....

 

...

 

Oh tag.

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Emo Kids v. Metalheads, 2/3 falls at Societal Armageddon: Two teams of the top ten representatives of each group meet in a two out of three falls match to figure out which group is better at fighting, and thus cooler. A fall is recorded when a team member is pinned or killed, whichever. Dead team members will be replaced, no more than one death at once, as each fall is in a different setting, one chosen by the metalheads, one chosen by emo kids, and one chosen by a neutral party(the rest of society, which finds this hilarious)...

 

First Fall: Thunderdome, yes, THAT Thunderdome. Weapons are obviously legal, this fall must end in someone's death.

 

Second Fall: Vermont, home of the highest percentage of white people. Hippies, Ben & Jerry's, and Patrick Jeffords. Only certain weapons are legal, those that do not use gasoline, gunpowder, kill animals, litter, or pollute the atmosphere. Canadians can be used as clubs though. Pinfall here is the only way to win the fall

 

Third Fall: Should it go to a third fall, we all know where we'd want them to finish the match. That's right, a minefield. Whoever is last alive's team wins.

 

Referee for first fall: Erm, that guy from Slayer, you know, him.

 

Referee for second fall: Erm, that guy from Weezer, you know, him.

 

Referee for the third fall: Gallagher, who does no refereeing, but blows up fruit during slow periods where neither team is getting blown to bits from being afraid to move.

 

The winner: It's for YOU, the reader, to decide. It'd be neat if someone actually wrote this up, but it won't be me!

I'd write it up, but I'd be kinda biased. I mean Celebrity Deathmatch-style biased...

 

Metalheads would win, but then they would all kill each other, because the black metallers, death metallers, thrashers, and power metallers wouldn't agree on how to celebrate (Sacrifice a goat to Satan? Have tons of sex? Snort up a heroin/cocaine combination known as a Speedball, and drink lots of Yagermeister? Jerk off to pics of Bruce Dickinson?).

[Guest Incandenza]

I'm rooting for the emo kids. Though I think the metalheads are gonna stomp the shit out of those pathetic little bastards. Hell, even Incandenza could probably kill 10 emo kids with his bare hands.

 

Edit: I almost forgot.

 

::Gives Inc an assist in the official scorecard and a gratuitous handjob::

Much obliged.

[Guest Cerebus The Aardvark]

So CJ, as PORNFAQ, makes a legit argument over the lack of actual porn-related content in the porn folder, but he follows that up as CJ with a completely childish, juvenile post directed at myself and LooseCannon. Have I got that straight?

 

Yes, you do.

 

He does that sort of thing all the time. Everyone is supposed to hate "Crucifixio Jones" and love "PORNFAQ", so he tends to post accordingly.

 

And yes, it is fucking retarded.

[Guest justsoyouknow]

Alright, I shall ammend my diety decree....

 

Mesepher, you are still God.

 

Incandenza, you are Jesus.

 

Everyone happy?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

No! I wanna be the unholy altar boy! (makes W sign with his hands)

 

I actually want white people to be more interesting, or rather more interesting white people on the planet. Can you do that?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

Corey Lazarus is my favorite poster

Cheat to Post

I'm going to put that in my profile now...**click**

[Guest BionicRedneck]

sebastian face it Slipknot is NU-METAL

Well, although i agree, i would like to add to that, OK?

 

sebastian face it Slipknot is a disgrace to real metal, as they are a woefully untalented band, and are quite frankly everything that is wrong with music today...

 

Sorry, if you were upset

[Guest evenflowDDT]

So CJ, as PORNFAQ, makes a legit argument over the lack of actual porn-related content in the porn folder, but he follows that up as CJ with a completely childish, juvenile post directed at myself and LooseCannon. Have I got that straight?

 

Yes, you do.

 

He does that sort of thing all the time. Everyone is supposed to hate "Crucifixio Jones" and love "PORNFAQ", so he tends to post accordingly.

 

And yes, it is fucking retarded.

Whoa... I screwed up then... I always loved Crucifixio Jones... where did he come up with that, anyway? It's genius!

 

Oh yea, if mesepher's God, and Incandenza's Jesus... what does that make Crucifixo Jones? The Pope? And do I get to be an altar boy, or just another persecuted Jew?

[Guest Incandenza]

Jesus, huh?

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Ladies get a room..

 

I seriously hope you two while on your respective deathbeads look back on this thread and truely regret the minutes you've both watsed here.

 

This has been Youth N Asia

 

P.S. DIE SHITTING!

[Guest Incandenza]

Essaywhuman?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Referee for first fall: Erm, that guy from Slayer, you know, him.

do you mean..KERRY FUCKING KING~!?!?!?!?!

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[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Yeah, whoever. I don't really care. I just thought I'd use a band I seem to have heard the most about from you types.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge